Again a thank you to blackrandl1958 for her editing talent and encouragement.
"I'd do Mrs. Walsh in a heartbeat."
"Oh yeah, she looks good in those jean shorts."
"How about Mrs. P? She looks pretty good even if she's pregnant almost all the time."
"Her old man is a sluggard, but he's smart enough to know he married a good-looking piece of ass."
"Mrs. Jackson?"
"That churchy bitch? I want to stick my dick in her mouth until she drools, then come down her throat. You can fuck her, but I'd bet she'd complain the whole fucking time. She wouldn't be able to bitch with my dick in her mouth."
The preceding was a random conversation between two 18-year-old boys that could have taken place in any city or town in the United States. You get the picture.
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"Hey Jerkface, could you help my mother and me build a small greenhouse on Saturday? Payment would be a home-cooked dinner, a 12-pack of pop and a day with me and my mom," Diane Holley, a University of Houston sophomore said to her friend, Josh Beachy.
The pair was sitting in the dining commons eating lunch on a Wednesday afternoon in late March. Diane was a towny, but paid a fee to be able to eat at the school three days a week, rather than taking a 30-minute drive back to her house in between morning and afternoon classes. Josh, a fellow soph, lived in a dorm, but he and Diane had become friends as they had several classes together.
Josh was good with both a home-cooked meal and the pop. He also didn't mind spending time with Diane, who in addition to being a friend was also a good-looking woman with a tendency to underdress. On this particular day, Diane was sitting across from him wearing a tight dark blue T-shirt that didn't completely undersell her small boobs and erect nipples underneath and low-rise jeans that showed off her taut abdominals.
Josh knew that he would never be more than good friends with Diane. He was good with that. It was never a bad thing to have good-looking friends, he thought. Just as easy to have pretty friends as ugly friends.
"Yeah, I'm in," Josh answered. "Like I told you, my dad and I built one of these. We can get it done in a few hours."
Josh was dumbfounded when the door opened at Diane's house early Saturday afternoon. His friend never told him she had a sister who looked like a doppelganger plus 10 years.
"I-I'm Josh," he stammered. "I'm here to help Diane and your mom build a greenhouse."
The woman's pretty face broke into a very becoming smile. He noticed she had the same dark brown hair and big brown doe eyes that Diane did. She was also wearing a T-shirt and jeans, both tight enough that he could see her body was very similar to Diane's.
"I am the mom," she said brightly, watching as Josh's mouth at first dropped open before morphing into a smile of his own. "I'm Lori."
"Hey Jerkface, stop perving on my mom and let's get to work," Diane said as she walked up behind her mother.
Josh blushed a deep red. Busted.
Led by Josh, the trio had the greenhouse together in several hours. Lori had to take several breaks to check on the lasagna that was cooking in the oven.
Josh totally enjoyed the lasagna and salad. He also enjoyed the conversation at the table.
"Are you going to the Pike's party next Saturday?" Diane asked Josh about the upcoming Pi Kappa Alpha fraternity party that was a big event on campus every spring.
"Wasn't planning on it," he replied. "I try to stay away from the frat guys. Most are a bunch of losers."
"Hey, Greg's a frat guy," Diane said about her occasional boyfriend. "You like Greg, don't you?"
"I said most, not all, are losers, remember?" he answered. "Besides, I don't have a date."
"I can fix that one for you. Mom can be your date. She can wear something of mine, look hot," Diane said.
"If you're going to do that, then yeah, I'll be there," Josh blurted out.
Both women's heads snapped to face Josh, who blushed profusely.
"You really are a perv," Diane laughed.
"No, no. I mean if she's going to dress like you, she's going to need somebody to keep the gropers at bay," Josh quickly responded.
"Actually, he's probably not wrong," Diane said.
"And you want me to go... dressed like you? Without a bodyguard?" Lori asked.
"Can I reserve you?" she asked Josh, who tried hard not to resemble a bobblehead as he nodded in agreement.
"No problem," he said with a huge grin.
"And I'm assuming you're taking Greg?" Lori asked.
"Oh yeah," Diane said.
Josh had agreed to meet the women and Greg at the Pike House the next Saturday. His eyes got huge as the trio approached him.
"Not a word, Josh!" Lori admonished him when they got to him. "I can't believe I agreed to this!"
Josh let his eyes do the talking for him. She was wearing one of Diane's jean miniskirts that started on her hips and ended at mid-thigh. The white cotton crop top finished just below her ribcage, leaving several inches of skin on display above the skirt. From the look of the top, she was braless, as well.
Josh's eyes about fell out of his head. Diane and Greg both laughed while Lori reddened from her head to her toes showing out of her three-inch heeled sandals.
"You'd better stay right next to me all night long, young man!" Lori hissed.
"Yes, ma'am," Josh croaked out.
"First off, close your mouth, perv-boy," Diane giggled. "Second, it's Lori, not ma'am, not Mrs. Holley. Got it?"
"Whooo," Josh whispered, nodding his head.
Reflexively, Josh stuck out his hand to Lori. She took it, then the two went into the party.
"God, I feel like I'm naked and everybody's looking at me," she whispered to Josh.
"Well, you're not quite naked, but everybody is sort of looking," he whispered back. "You look
really
hot."
Lori blushed again from head to toe.
"You know that's really adorable when you do that," he whispered again.
Diane and Greg went off in one direction. Lori stuck to Josh like... she was his girlfriend, keeping her hand in his or holding onto his arm the whole time. He noticed she was especially careful when she sat down in her short skirt, obviously trying not to show her panties to anyone in the room.
It wasn't long before a young man asked Lori to dance, looking her up and down as he did so. She flushed once again and shook her head, small, nervous shakes. The man stayed in front of Lori and stretched out his hand.
"That's a no in case you missed it," Josh told the young man, who frowned.
"You her son?" the student sneered.
"No, I'm her boyfriend, and you're about to lose some teeth," Josh growled.
The other student looked sharply at Josh. He was at least two inches taller and 30 pounds heavier than Josh's 6-2, 180 pounds. There was something in the smaller man's eyes that didn't make him comfortable. He walked away.
"That was quick. Now you're my boyfriend?" she teased, smiling brightly.
"Absolutely. I made an executive decision," Josh answered seriously.
He stuck his hand out and she again put hers into it. He guided her over to the bar, and over to a quiet corner after he got Cokes for both.
The two spent the next three hours telling each other about their lives. Josh learned that Diane's mother was married for 10 years before her then-husband cheated on her. She had been divorced for the last 10 years.
"I know it's rude to ask a woman her age, but..."
"I'm 40. It's okay. You should know how old your girlfriend is," she giggled.
The two left the party soon after and headed over to a Starbucks near campus. Lori was fidgety as they walked in and tried to pull her skirt a bit lower, although it didn't budge from her hips.
"I'm more than a little uncomfortable dressed like this in public," she admitted. "I'm too old to be walking around like some 20-year-old hottie."
"But you're not too old to be walking around like some 40-year-old hottie. I think you look sexy as hell," Josh rasped.
"You're not embarrassed to be seen in public with me dressed like this?" she asked, her eyes wide.
"Truthfully, I love the way you're dressed. I'd take you anywhere dressed like that."
She blushed yet again, then stood fidgeting as Josh ordered coffees for both.
"Diane is right. You are a perv," she joked.
"Maybe, but it doesn't change the fact that you are a sexy woman."
Both blushed at that statement and sipped their coffee.
They talked for a while longer before Josh drove Lori home. He walked her to the door, where she gave him a soft kiss on his cheek.
"I had a great time. You're a nice guy for a perv," she said.
Diane and Josh had a class together Monday morning at 9, but she got in just before the class started and wound up sitting on the other side of the room from him. The two never got a chance to talk until she walked in to the dining commons at lunch, carrying a tray loaded with food. Josh always wondered how a girl that thin could eat that much and yet keep her figure.
"Hey, perv, have a good time with my MOM Saturday night at the Pike house? How about after?" she said in a jovial manner as she sat down.
Once upon a time, Josh never used to blush. Since Saturday night it had become a regular occurrence. He did it again and tried to answer her question and/or defend himself, but nothing came out of his mouth. Seeing the blank look on his face told her everything she needed to know. She wasn't going to let him off the hook.