(Although this story stands alone it does briefly refer to the first instalment (Miss Jameson))
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My name's Jim; I'm 34, 6 foot, average build and looks, single, footloose and fancy-free. I'm a doctor – specialising in orthopaedics in a private clinic in London. I drive a black Mercedes SL55 AMG sports car, and own my own flat in a block in an upscale area of South West London.
The only downside to where I lived (I thought) was that all my neighbours were considerably older than me – ages ranging from late 40s to around the 70+ mark.
After the revelation of Miss Jameson's latent sexuality on Friday evening I wondered which of my "mature " neighbours was also not quite as demure as she seemed.... I did not have long to wait.
The Saturday in question was a day off. So, having turned off the alarm the night before I slowly emerged into consciousness, stirred by a persistent noise. Glaring bleary-eyed at the bedside clock I saw that it was around 9.00 am, and that the noise in question was the phone.
Fumbling it off the hook I murmured a hoarse greeting into the speaker.
"Doctor Jim?", said this bright, vaguely familiar voice. "Betty Williams here. I was wondering if I could ask a favour?"
"mmm....."
"Well, I have this pain in my lower abdomen and, rather than call out my doctor, I wondered if you could give me a quick diagnosis."
"What the... ," I thought. But, rapidly gaining consciousness I said, "Ok, Mrs. Williams. Give me an hour or so to get myself sorted out, and I'll come to you. Which flat is yours?"
"Number 6, upstairs", she replied. "See you then".
As I showered and generally got moving, my mind mulled over these sudden calls on my professional services. Miss Jameson was obviously in need of help yesterday, but this was not something I wanted to become a habit. My private time is very precious to me, so I decided to make Mrs. Williams aware of the fact that this would be a one-off favour.
Now, I knew little about Mrs. Williams except for the fact that she is a friend of Miss Jameson, has "pepper and salt hair" black and white streaked hair, is about 5ft 5", late-middle aged - say around 60, has a typically chubby middle aged figure - huge chest and counter-balancing arse. She always seems to dress well and seems to have a friendly face and disposition.
As I rang her door bell just after 10 o'clock I was hoping this would be a quick call so I could get on with my weekend.
Immediately, the door was opened, and a grim faced Mrs. Williams answered the door.
"Thank you for coming, Doctor," she muttered. "This way", she continued, turning and hobbling painfully into her living room.
"Now where exactly is the pain," I enquired.
"Just here," she replied touching the lower right side of her abdomen.
Sitting down I eased her towards me and said, "OK, I need to examine you. This may be slightly painful."
Gently probing the area, she winced and drew a few sharp breaths.
When I had finished I asked her if she still had her appendix.
"Yes," she said.
"Well, I will need to conduct a DRE to see if your appendix is inflamed".
"DRE?"
"Digital Rectal Examination. Do you want someone to be present, to ensure maintenance of professional standards?
"No, that's quite alright", she replied quickly.