Milf Fight Club

There are certain adolescent rights of passage that all of us were forced to deal with growing up regardless of whether we wanted to or not. One of those rights of passage that we will never forget was our first schoolyard fight. Regardless of whether you were the winner or the loser, you'll never forget the rush of adrenaline, the cheering of your classmates and the thrill of victory, or the agony of defeat.

Growing up in a tough neighborhood, We quickly discovered that schoolyard fights were not just limited to the boys. There was an equal amount of fights involving the girls. I'm sure we all remember the process and the drama involving an after school fight.

Typically the rumors of an after school fight would start about noon and circulate very quickly. Sometimes the teachers would hear about it and put it into it before it ever started. However, most times it was a well guarded secret for students only.

Both of the fighters involved usually had their group of friends who would show up to support them and to taunt and trash talk the opponent. Their friends would give them encouragement and advice on how to attack their opponent and cheer them on during the fight. Chanting of the words "cat fight" always accompanied the start of the girls fights to fire up the crowd.

Like I said, most of the fights were between two boys, but once in a while we were treated to a girl on girl fight. It didn't matter if the girls involved were popular or unpopular, good looking or plain Janes or friends or foes. Boys like to watch girls fight for one reason and one reason only. There was always a good chance that the girls would rip off each other's clothes and we might get a chance to see some tits and ass.

For me personally it was always a turn on to see a girl get her ass kicked and be dominated and be humiliated by another girl in front of the other kids. It was even better if the girl getting her ass kicked and humiliated was one of the good looking, popular cheerleader type girls getting dominated by one of the less popular street smart girls.

It was pretty much expected that if a girl got her ass kicked then she was probably also going to have her top, and maybe even her bra, ripped off. That always guaranteed a big crowd for teenage girl cat fights.

Obviously cat fights rarely took place once we graduated from high school as we all matured and settled our fights and disagreements in less physical ways. However, I found out later in life that it is not always the case if it involves two or more jealous, desperate housewife type women who have an ax to grind with their girl friends.

If you are familiar with any of the Desperate Housewives television shows, then you will know the type of women that I am talking about. These women are typically in their 40s and 50s and married or divorced from very wealthy men. They are usually very attractive and have had a lot of plastic surgery mostly involving boob enhancement, facelifts and Botox. They also tend to be entitled and demanding and are just total bitches in general. This profile is a perfect description of my mother and her group of friends that I grew up knowing.

My father was very successful, and my family lived in the very upscale area around Brentwood just off the sunset strip. We had all of the trappings of a successful, desperate housewife type family. Big house, luxury cars, boats, magnificent pool etc. As a result, my parents did a lot of entertaining at our home mostly involving cocktail and pool parties.

I remember very well my college buddies and I trying to control our boners in the pool as we watched these sexy bitches flaunting their bodies and showing off their latest round of plastic surgery. All these women were upscale trophy wife fuck toys including my mom. They always seemed to be hitting and flirting with the other husbands and as young college guys we were doing our best to try to get them out of their bikinis.

At one particular pool party tempers started to flare after a long afternoon of drinking and flirtatious behavior from some of the wives towards the other husbands. My mother Jean was particularly upset with her friend Jennifer. Jennifer was a beautiful 50 year old blonde with a bodacious set of tits, equaled by her well known reputation for loving to suck cock.

My mother had heard rumors that Jennifer had performed her cock sucking skills on my father. My mother was not happy and confronted Jennifer. Eventually all the women ended up in a shouting match, still dressed in their bikinis with a martini in their hands.

The men finally had to step in and separate the ladies. One of the husbands jokingly suggested they settle their issues in the pool with some chicken fights. All the men chuckled not taking his suggestion seriously. However, the women thought it was a great idea. They were all at each other's throats, and they all wanted the chance to slap the hell out of each other.

The husbands were all pretty drunk so they suggested the women get on our shoulders because we were younger and stronger, and in better shape. My buddies and I totally agreed. We were drooling at the idea of having these 6 mature, drunk trophy wives wrapping their thighs around our necks and shoulders with their mature pussie's grinding against the back of our necks.

Before we knew it my buddies and I had 6 mature angry drunk women on our shoulders ready for the mature chicken fight version of a full blown cat fight. The wives were more than willing to get after each other. To add injury to insult, Jennifer selected me to be her mount.

One of the husbands shouted, "Ready, set, go." The women were ready to fight and they immediately went after each other. Jennifer instructed me,

"Get your mom, I want to slap the shit out of that bitch." My mom felt the same way as my buddy and I approached each other with two angry milf moms on our shoulders. My buddy and I jostled for position as the two women immediately started grabbing and slapping each other in the face while calling each other a fucking bitch a cock sucking whore. My buddy and I were face-to-face as the women grabbed each other's hair while continuing to slap each other in the face.

As expected both women wanted to humiliate the other by grabbing their bikini tops and ripping them off while everyone else watched. They alternated between slapping each other's face and slapping each other's tits. We were now involved in a mature version of the schoolyard cat fight with all the husbands cheering them on.

The other four women paired off and started going after each other with the same battle strategy of slapping each other in the face, pulling each other's hair, and eventually ripping off their opponents bikini top.

We now had six mature milf moms with their tits gyrating as they fought to slap the shit out of the other women. I was definitely starting to get a hard on. All of us guys worked our way around the entire group so all the women had a chance to beat on each one of their girl friends.

After a couple minutes of chaos my mom had enough. Instead of just slapping Jennifer my mom clenched her fist, pulled it back and let Jennifer have it with a punch right in the face that sent her flying off my shoulders and into the water. When Jennifer emerged from the water, her stylish hairstyle was down around her shoulders with blood running from her nose.

When the other women saw Jennifers blood running down her face and into the water they starting acting like sharks. The ladies were immediately motivated and started throwing punches instead of slaps knocking their opponents into the water. The winners celebrated by raising their fists over their heads like a heavweight champ.

There were now three women left still sitting on the shoulders of my buddies, still topless and ready for round two. My buddies positioned the women in a group so that all three of them could beat on each other. We were all enjoying watching the women screaming, yelling and throwing punches at each other. I was more than happy to just sit back and watch.

When it was finally over, my mom had hammered every one of the ladies and she was the last woman standing. The other women retrieved their bikini tops, and got out of the pool to take care of their wounds. It was the mature milf walk of shame. My buddy paraded my topless mom around the shallow end of the pool so she could celebrate as the champion.

It was pretty obvious that all the husbands, and all of us college boys, were turned on watching the sexy mature women beat on each other in an adult cat fight. All the men clearly had hard-ons watching these crazy ladies scramble to retrieve their tops and put them back on. The women also noticed that all the men were turned on and had obvious hard ons.

It was everything we could have asked for. We watched six mature women beating the crap out of each other and six pairs of surgically enhanced tits fully exposed for us to enjoy. There was something ironic and erotic that the six lovely women who had spent thousands of dollars on plastic surgery and breast enhancement were now beating the hell out of each other's face and tits.

There was also an unexpected side effect watching these women do battle. I know for a fact that my dad fucked my mom well into the night because I could hear them down the hall from my bedroom. They must not have known that I was home because they were really getting into it without restraint. My mother was yelling and screaming as loud as she had been at the pool earlier in the day.

Apparently all the other husbands and wives were turned on as a result of the cat fights and resulted in all six couples having aggressive sex that night. All my other buddies indicated that their parents spent a lot of time in the bedroom that night. Everyone wanted more.

All the women wanted a rematch with my mom for revenge and all the men were anxious to watch the women in a rematch. When the six couples got together the next weekend, they agreed to more of a traditional boxing rematch only this time with gloves. No one wanted to see these expensive trophy wives battered and bruised.

Since I had been practicing martial arts for years my mom asked me to train her to get her ready for fight night. We had a workout room in the lower level of our house and we got it outfitted for training. My dad purchased a punching bag, a speed bag and some jump ropes and we started our training routine. Apparently, the other wives were also starting their training routine.

I was more than willing to prepare and train my mature milf mom trophy wife. It was an open checkbook to make her sweat like a goat and the opportunity slap her around during training. I honestly had some trouble controlling my sexual urgeswhile putting her through strenuous exercise routines and sparring with her.

It was very erotic watching my mom's amazing tits flop around as I pushed her to jump rope until she was exhausted. Her sweat covered workout clothes were perfect for showing off her tits and nipples. I loved to help her do her sit ups so I could hold her feet down getting a good look at her camel toe in her tight workout clothes.

At the end of every workout we would spend some time sparring. I have to admit, as she got stronger her punches packed a lot of power. I also enjoyed throwing some light punches at her midsection, making sure I had a chance to punch and feel her tits.

After a couple weeks, she started to get a little cocky, so I had to put her in her place. It did not take much to knock her down. A quick left jab to her face, a punch to the belly and then a right cross laid her out cold.

As I stood over her, I decided to take advantage of the situation before helping her to recover. I took off my gloves and flipped up her sports bra to squeeze and suck on her tits. I then shoved my hand down her tight workout pants to get a feel of her sweaty camel toe pussy that I had been admiring for weeks. She was warm, sweaty and totally waxed.

After a couple minutes she had fully recovered after I helped her to her feet. She had no idea that I had just feasted on her beautiful, mature body. I felt she owed me some tits and pussy for my efforts to train her for her upcoming fight with the other women.

As it turns out, my other buddies had also been working with their milf moms to get them in better shape and sharpen their boxing skills. It was going to be an interesting fight night for sure.

The husbands decided to hold fight night at our house. The room was set up, including cushions for the floor to break their fall should some of the women get knocked down. Some guidelines also needed to be established.

For safety reasons, the women were not allowed to wear any jewelry Including nipple rings and nipple piercings. There would be no punching in the chest or below their waistlines. In other words, no punching in the tits or the pussy. Last and most important, the women were required to fight wearing their bikinis as they had done in the pool.

On fight night, three women drew names out of a fishbowl in order to determine who they would be fighting. My mom drew Cynthia, a big tit redhead in her late 40s. Jennifer drew Samantha, a petite asain woman in her 50s with big tits and a feisty personality. The last pair of fighters were two feisty brunettes Claudia and Roxanne. Both women were in their late 40s and had big enhanced tits, long legs, and thick Botox lips.

As a matter fact, all 6 women had done their share of Botox. I'm sure their enhanced lips looked fantastic wrapped around all of our dad's cocks. We referred to them as fish lips because their lips were so swollen. All their lips were about to get thicker as a result of punches to the face.

Jennifer and Samantha stepped into the ring for the first fight of the night. My buddy Tommy secretly positioned his cell phone to record all three fights for us to watch later while jacking our cocks.

We immediately found out a couple things about cat fights with boxing gloves. There was almost as much pushing and shoving as their was punching. We also came to learn that women like to scream, yell and talk trash while they were fighting. We were all cheering supporting the women as they worked their way around the cushioned ring trying to land a punch.

After a couple minutes big tit blonde Jennifer finally used her height advantage landing an uppercut to Samantha's chin, sending her spinning to the mat knocked out cold. As the men helped Samantha up off the mat Jennifer established a tradition that would carry on for the rest of the evening by grabbing Samantha's bikini top and ripping it off as a souvenir of her victory. The losers would be forced to watch the rest of the fights wearing just a bikini bottom and their boxing gloves. Claudia and Roxanne were up next.

They put up a much more entertaining fight throwing and landing a lot of punches to each other's face definitely blowing up each other's lips to twice their size. As their lips began to swell, they started to resemble two sexy clown faces. Both women were now getting tired, and totally pissed at each other.

In classic cat fight fashion they both started to resort to illegal punches to each other's tits and pussy. They would both be automatically disqualified but none of us were going to stop the action. We all wanted to see how far these two punching pussies would go.

It didn't take long before both women simultaneously punched each other in the pussy dropping them both to the mat squirming in pain.

The other women unanimously agreed that both women should be disqualified and needed to remove their tops as losers. Their loss was our gain as we had two more sets of amazing mature tits to get on video. Next up on the fight card was my mom and her redheaded opponent Cynthia.

I was anxious to see if my training with my mom paid off. It didn't take long for my mom to show that she was in a different class as she opened up with a flurry of punches sending Cynthia to the mat in under a minute. Cynthia was bleeding from the mouth and she was probably going to have a nice blackeye the following day.

My mom gave my dad had the honor of removing Cynthia's bikini top so she could keep it as a trophy for kicking Cynthias ass. It was now time for the final match.

Since Cynthia and Roxanne had been disqualified and Samantha and Cynthia had been knocked out, the final match came down to my mom versus her arch enemy Jennifer. Both women could not wait to get after each other. All the men pulled out their cell phones wanting to get this fight on video.

Jennifer had obviously been doing some serious training. The two women were a very even match pounding each other in the face and midsection. I could not believe how turned on I was getting watching and listening to the sights and sounds of two women grunting and screaming as they continued to punish each other. It was similar to the feeling I got watching WWE women's wrestling as the women slam each others bodies down in the ring. I'm sure all the other men had similar feelings.

The sound of the boxing gloves slamming against their bodies, was getting the entire crowd aroused. Both women were getting extremely fatigued and started throwing a lot of sloppy punches as their legs began to tremble.

Boxing a three minute round is very challenging, and both women were now hunched over with their hands on their knees trying to get catch their breath for one last surge. They approached each other in the middle of the ring and to our amazement they both landed nasty uppercuts squarely landing on each others chin sending both women spinning to the mat. Both women laid on their back staring at the ceiling with neither one of them getting up before the 10 count. It was a draw since both were counted out.

Jennifer's husband and my dad removed their bikini tops as was the agreed upon protocol. My mom's tits were much more appealing now that I knew what they felt like. My mom and Jennifer were picked up and sat down in chairs until they fully recovered. It was arousing as hell looking at all six women battered, bruised swollen faces. It was pretty obvious there was gonna be some nasty sex tonight.

As it turned out, milf fight night was only going to be a one and done. The husbands decided the women were too beautiful and too expensive to have them keep kicking the shit out of each other. However, we had video of all three matches, and we continue to use them jacking our cocks for many years.