Melanie Jacson on the Side 02

I went to the local pharmacy to check out the Senior Glide lube that Melanie's old folk's website suggested and look at that, will you? It seemed to be a popular item although some of these very mature ladies might think it's sun tan lotion.

I picked up three bottles. One for my bedroom, one for her bedroom and one for her she shed because as I said before I'm trying to figure out what I like sexually and now that I straightened the shed up, well, there might be just enough room for us. I also bought a magic marker and wrote "fake motor oil" on the bottle for the shed.

I also bought her another box of Keurig K-Cups and used the magic marker to write "one time use" on the box because she apparently didn't pick up on that based on this morning's coffee.

I also bought a box of lubricated condoms because I'm afraid that I'll release too soon while she coats my cock with the Senior Glide. The demo video on the website looked a whole lot like a hand job to me and I'm not all that of a long-lasting stud, if you know what I mean. And if you do know what I mean, try to make me sound a little better when you spread it around on your Chang accounts. I mean, I'm going to get better after a few times, right?

I sent her a text as I was headed home and she replied with our plans. And might I say, she seems to be quite the planner. She's also quite the texting expert because she attached a spreadsheet to her text which clearly outlined our afternoon delight.

And it started with her proper kissing and onto showering together, improper kissing, doggie style, a light lunch, her on top, more making out, a blow job with facial, and from behind in view of the living room windows if the neighbors (Mrs. Baldwin) looked really hard enough and then Melanie's famous closure with a walk of shame in just her bra and panties, but she would forget her panties.

"What, no tit job?"

"LOL, you missed a line item."

Or in other words, this was not going to be a yard work Sunday, for either of us.

Unfortunately, and I'm not afraid to admit this, she took my first nut in the shower. I don't know if she meant to, but she did. I'll blame it on her shaved front, which I did find to be very exciting. Besides, a guy lasts longer during the second time, right? Maybe, maybe not, but just in case I convinced her that a lubricated condom would be best for today. Mostly because of the look on her mature face as she held the lube bottle up in one hand and air stroked with her other hand. I wasn't going to make it and I just had to have her on her hands and knees. I had to have my 61 years old honey pot whimpering sweet nothings as I laid it to her. Oops, I mean my 42 years old hot momma.

I'm actually proud to admit that I did make it longer than I thought I would especially given the way she was actually taking control. In other words, Melanie did me much more than I did her, but we were both fairly happy at the end of it.

And then as before with her first walk of shame, she shocked me, again. She carefully removed the condom and tied it off and then she headed into the kitchen to make us that line item #6 light lunch. It was the first time in my life that a woman wandered around my house in the nude, although I acted like it was the normal, LOL. And with every shake of her naked butt, I became more attracted to her. She had her share of love handles for sure, but, hey, that's why they're called love handles, right? I mean, they screamed "if you see something you like, then grab the handles and get busy" and they actually pronounced her mature hour glass figure.

Oh, by the way, I was just kidding yesterday, but she did put my used condom in a small baggie and put it in the refrigerator, just like my fake sex talk said to do. I let that go just in case that's a real thing or something.

I don't know how Melanie was as a twenty something young women, but I'm liking everything she knows and does at 61. Damn it, I mean 42.

Oh, and I also know why there are so many home accidents in the shower. There was nothing safe about Melanie getting on her knees in there and there was nothing safe about trying to stay on my feet as she sucked multiple convolutions out of me.

However, I can honestly post that I am now a man with sexual experience and it's only 3 pm. And then Melanie told me to stop talking to myself and to follow her back into the bedroom. She said she knew that I was about done for the day and wanted to repeat line item #3 again before I fell asleep. Which means I will be posting that I am the current king of doggie and my woman can't get enough. She once again told me to stop talking to myself and shook her massive set of buns all the way down the hallway.

And when she grabbed the bottle of Senior Glide. Hah, I stood there and it pointed straight at her and it was more than ready for a thick application.

"Oh yeah, sure, right. I'll make it a quick swipe so you don't blow on my mature hands."

And oh yeah, my Chang followers will know that I had sex three times in one day. And faking it or not, she really knows to rock and roll her body, her 42 years old amazing body. And even though I don't want this to be all about sex, but OMG, I had no idea that titties could swing and sway like that. She created her weather patten with all that movement of her mountains.

"Alright Jake, that's enough for today, I know you're spent. But believe me, that was an amazing afternoon and I feel 20 years younger. But I also know the reality of life. I promise that I will never a say word to you if you continue to date girls your age, but I hope you can, well, I have needs to and you just showed me that I can still do the deed. So, sneak me in whenever you can, please?"

"Well, how about we run out the rest of Summer? I've never been comfortable with my girls my age and to tell you the truth, you're only my second woman."

"Well, to tell you the truth, that is very obvious, but I'm not complaining. And keeping our fling going for a while is fine by me. By the way, it's also very obvious that you really do like my shaved beaver, so climb aboard lover. And OMG, yes, you can post that "you're all that, a bag of chips and four aces. OMG, you're impossible, but I'm happy that you're my impossible. So, toot, toot, all aboard."

First of all, oh yeah, I posted all about beating a full house. Secondly, she agreed to use the opening in the fence instead of front door, you know, just to keep the neighborhood chatter to a minimum.

"And one more thing Jake. And again, I am not applying any pressure, but can that doggie position be our thing? I never much of that back in my day and I really enjoyed it. So, can we have a thing?"

"All day, all afternoon and all night, baby."

"Oh, OK, sure, but I'll take whatever I can get, so thanks because I never had a 'thing" before either. However, just one more thing and again, no pressure, but what's going to happen at the Conner's wedding reception this weekend? Should I expected to be ignored or might there be a few stolen moments in the back hallway and OMG, are taking a young hot curvy date who will probably wear a skin tight dress?"

"LOL, no hot young curvy date, but we don't need the entire evening pretending to talk like neighbors, so maybe you can wear a dress that will allow to not wear any undies? And because I'm still trying to figure out what I like, if we get caught in the hallway, well, I may not mind that at all."

"Because we can blame it on the alcohol?"

"Or I can blame it on you for being so naughty by not wearing any undies and I just couldn't control myself. However, I might mention that old Mr. Andrews will probably be following your butt around the reception, so, watch for him."

"Hah, his oxygen bottle has a big red on and off button right in front. Alright, enough for the day, unless that means that I should roll over one more time? And by that, I mean I'm rolling over one more time because you like gawking at me and by that, I mean thanks and by that, I mean I hope it's the longest Summer of my life and by that, I mean if you can stay off the younger chicks for a while, I promise to keep you sexually satisfied and drained and by that, I mean I'll pick up a new dress this week. You know, one that will allow me to go commando at the wedding reception."

"And by all of that, do you mean we're a dating couple? I mean, we have a "thing" and all, right?"

"Well, what I meant is that I'm not sure how to say no to a stud who explained to me what "wrecked" means, like for the fifth time. However, let's keeping sneaky around for another month or so. Maybe we can make a few things obvious at the Kendall's 4th of July Bar-B-Que too. How's that sound stud?"

"Agreed. But can we go over that part about being sexually satisfied a lot? I mean, say it out loud again, please."

"Well, since you kissed me by surprise yesterday and let me taste your amazing man juice last night and all afternoon today, let's just say that all of my bodies openings, hands, feet and butt cheeks will be readily available to you at the smallest moments notice. But, can hold off on that back door stuff for a while? I have zero experience in that area. However, I have a lot of catching up to and you can have your way with me all Summer and maybe into the Fall if you want. I'm very happy right now and I promise you, you will get better and last longer as each day passes. In other words, my young stud, I got your double-double bold coffee right here. Now, can my hot lover admit that he's hooked and get can't get enough of this old body?"

"I think our doing it five times proofs that. And by the way, how long were you waiting for me to kiss you?"

"Since you moved in last year and drank your precious coffees on the deck without a shirt on. I think we know you're never going to be a body builder, but I liked what I seen. By the way, that was when I started to forget to wear a bra in the back yard, which I know you noticed, but didn't react too. And by the last way for the moment, I'm sorry I can't give you a baby, but I'm going to drink your cum out of that condom and all condoms to follow, which you don't need to do if unless it's that big of a fantasy. And because I forgot one last by the way, if we can carry our fling out through Christmas, well, I wouldn't be mad."

"Hmmm, you might have to spend the night from time to time, you know, because Mrs. Baldwin has installed night vision cameras. And if we're going to make this fling last, then you might consider trying to give me a foot job under the table at the restaurant once or twice. I don't know if that really works, but I like the memes on Chang."

"When I said that I had a lot catching up to do, I meant that I haven't had sex in 20 years. If you're willing to declare yourself as my man, then I'm committing to being your sex starved woman. And I also wouldn't be mad if the Conner's catch us being naughty this weekend and they take a video and by that I will have lunch with Martha this week and show her how to operate her phone. So, are we both happy for now, Jake?"

"Is it too early to make this weekend's wedding a double event?"

"Be careful what you ask for, but ask me again after two months, if we're still together. I mean, someday these idiot young chicks may open their eyes and see that you're quite a catch. Now, before I go home, is that for me again and how do you want it this time, lover? I mean, I think that's #6 for the day, right?"

Here's what I learned today. One, yup, I like sex and so does Melanie. And two, I know that we have a huge age gap, but for now, at the end of the day, there is a man who has found happiness with a woman and there is a woman who found happiness with a man and age is just a number.

And on this beautiful Sunday, the number ended up being 7.

End Melanie Jackson on the side 02