Allow me to introduce myself, my name is Tyler. I am 6'2'' and weigh about 180 lbs. I have blonde hair and blue eyes that some might call piercing. There is nothing about my appearance that is exceptional. I don't have a six-pack or arms like the Terminator. If you looked into my educational transcript, you'd find that my GPA is a solid 3.0, nothing special. But there is something special about me. I am what you might call a sexual dynamo.
I really don't know why, I have no secret formula for getting laid. Somehow when I talk to a woman, I know exactly what to say and how to say it. Whether she's a 35 year old soccer mom or an 18 year old head cheerleader, they all just open their legs once I start talking. I know...weird, right?
Let me tell you how it started. When I was a senior in high school, 18 and disgustingly pubescent, I got an F on a math test. Miss Alice Hagerty wanted to talk about my steadily falling grades and my obvious depression and so kept me after school. Now Miss Hagerty didn't look like her name sounded. She was fucking hot. At the age of 29 she stood at 5'9'' in heels and always dressed for success in skirts, blouses, jackets, and black glasses over her green tinged brown eyes. I always pegged her for the teasing type, because when she'd lean over your shoulder to help on a problem you could see her gorgeous DD cleavage and if there was a guy behind you, he'd be getting a view of her amazing bubble butt. With long brown hair, a cute tanned oval of a face, her long slim legs, and those pouty lips that would look good wrapped around a big cock. Basically, every straight guy in her classes wanted to bend her over her desk and ram their dicks into what must be a tight, shaven cunt; including myself.
So while she started talking about setting goals and working hard, I was busy hiding my excited member below my desk. When she turned around to grab a stack of my excuse for homework, I did something I always dreamed of doing but never did. I got up, walked around my desk so that I was behind her and squeezed her beautiful ass. She jumped and turned around, "What the fuck are you doing?!"
"I'm doing what you want me to, Ms. Hagerty," I replied in a calm voice. I had never felt so confident of anything in my life, somehow I knew she wanted to get laid. Not necessarily by me, just by the man of her dreams. And I knew exactly how to act like what she had always wanted in a man. "I know what you want, Alice," I continued, gazing deep into her hazel brown eyes, "I know how you tease all the guys in your classes, shaking your ass and tits. It turns you on to think that they all want to fuck you until they spray their cum in your pussy doesn't it, Ms. Hagerty."