It was a large detached house as were all of the others on the estate and she was an attractive lady this side of forty. She had blue eyes and her shining blonde hair curved neatly to frame her face. She was wearing a bright orange summer dress and her varnished nails matched it perfectly. She looked as if she took good care of herself and I was impressed.
It was the first time that I met my landlady and she gazed at me disapprovingly. I was at the local university and had been looking for new accommodation. Nothing close was available but I had a bicycle so a few miles out of town was no problem.
I said I'd come about the lodgings she was advertising and her curt response was, "Do you smoke?"
"No."
"Do you drink?"
"I might have a pint with my pals on a Friday if I can afford it."
She looked searchingly at me and asked, "Can you afford the rent?"
"No."
"What do you mean no?"
"It's more than I've been paying so I might have to get a part-time job; shelf stacking or something. If you want any jobs done I'm handy with gardening, decorating, electrical stuff and that sort of thing."
She sniffed and responded haughtily, "I have a gardener and if I want any jobs done I employ professionals."
She looked down at my small case and enquired, "Is that all the luggage you have?"
"My entire worldly possessions. Would you like to know my name?"
"I'll tell you when I want to know your name, that's if I want to know it. You're very big."
"I think that's got something to do with my genes."
She snapped, "Are you trying to be funny?"
Enough was enough. I picked up my case and said politely, "I'm sorry to have wasted your time Madam, I'll try somewhere else."
I turned to leave but she called out sharply, "Come back here I haven't decided yet."
I'd taken a few paces and turned. I said calmly, "I don't think we will ever be compatible so I'll just trot along."
"Don't be in such a hurry, I'll decide if we are going to be compatible. All right then what's your name?"
"Chris."
"All right Chris you can come in."
I stood my ground.
She looked surprised. "What are you waiting for?"
"I haven't decided yet."
"Decided what?"
"Whether I want to live with you. You see you're not being very friendly and I just want somewhere to live where I will feel comfortable. I want to stay in a nice environment and feel welcome but so far you haven't been very welcoming."
She stared at me blankly and then her expression softened and she said quietly, "I'm sorry but I live alone and I've never had a lodger before so I'm a bit wary. May we start again?"
So her aggressive attitude was really hiding her vulnerability. I decided to give it another go.
I returned to the door and said, "Good afternoon Madam. My name is Christopher Atkins and I'm applying in response to your advertisement offering accommodation. I'm studying Mechanical Engineering at the local university and I'm six feet one inch and weigh one hundred and eighty-nine pounds. I don't smoke, I don't do drugs but I drink beer when I can afford it but right now I'm stony broke. I'm tidy, I don't have any bad habits but I sleep in the nude."
She pursed her lips but her eyes were laughing when she said, "I don't think that last bit was really necessary. My name is Emma Stevenson and I'm a widow. I'm five feet five and my weight is my business as are my sleeping habits. Would you like to come in and view what's on offer?"
I replied, "I would like that Mrs Stevenson but may I bring my bike into your driveway please? Just in case."
"Of course, but things don't get stolen around here. Burglaries yes but petty theft no."
I wheeled it in and propped it against her closed garage door. I followed her into the house and she led me straight up the stairs. I kept a little way behind and observed that she had shapely legs and slim ankles, but she knew that because her dress was short enough to display them without being mini. She moved gracefully with each step placed exactly in line as if on a catwalk.
Upstairs a corridor spanned the full width of the house with several doors on both sides. She took me to the last door and opened it to reveal a small bedroom that contained a double bed. She looked at me and then at the bed and asked doubtfully, "Will you fit into that? There are bigger beds in some of the other bedrooms so I could have it replaced."
I assured her that it would be okay and she apologised that it did not have a bathroom en suite but there was one directly opposite.
She enquired, "Well what do you think?"
I answered, "Mrs Stevenson this is five-star luxury."
She smiled and said, "The cleaner will give the room a going over once a week and replace the bed clothes. You may have to make your own breakfast if you get up too early.
"I get breakfast? I was expecting to eat cold pizza."
"And dinner is usually at seven."
"Dinner as well? The pizza would have been warm."
She laughed and said, "I'm an enthusiastic cook but somewhat adventurous so you can be my guinea pig. If you're happy then dump your bag and we'll go downstairs. Do you fancy a cup of tea?" It was a question that I came to hear often and as I mostly said yes we drank a lot of it.
She led me downstairs and into a spacious lounge but kept going so that we finished in a conservatory area overlooking the garden. She said it was the breakfast room and I could see that the attached kitchen was twice the size of the one back home. Throughout the journey I observed that everywhere was tastefully furnished.
She pointed to a cushioned wicker chair and I settled into it while she went to the kitchen to make the tea.