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LORI GROWS UP part 11.1
"So, in my dream, you and I are fuckin' our brains out when suddenly this same waitress pops up out of nowhere and brings us two beers, then she asks us if we want her to shove the empty bottles up our asses!" Lori said.
"Heh, cool! And what did you say?" Marty giggled.
Lori started, "That's when I woke---"
"Sure, I can do that," the waitress interrupted, setting their drinks and glasses on the table.
"Pardon me?" Lori said, taken aback.
"The bottles. I heard you talking about your dream. I can put them up your asses if you want. I have had a lot weirder requests than that, believe me. Will there be anything else?" the waitress said.
"No, we're good for now. Lori, this is Tina. Tina, meet Lori," Marty said.
"Hi. So are you guys a duet, or in a trio, or what?" Tina said.
"A trio, we hope," Marty said.
"Well if you ever need a fourth, just call. I suck a mean cock and eat a mean pussy. Gotta make my rounds, so see ya later," Tina said, and she was off.
"Tina is a sweet gal. And what she said was true, she does eat a mean pussy," Marty said.
"Speaking from experience?" Lori asked.
"Yep, we tangoed a couple times back when I was dating Rich," Marty said, pouring their beer.
"Hmm, good to know," Lori smiled, then took a long drag of beer.
"So, not to rush you, sweetie, but when do you wanna have our first 'real' date?" Marty said.
"What do you mean by 'real'? Oh! You mean screwing and eating each other and stuff. Uh, let me call you tomorrow and we'll make a date. Would that be okay?"
"Sure, hon, and if you're a little anxious about it, don't be," Marty said.
"I have to admit I am a little anxious. Except for that little pussy-play we did the other night, I've never made love with a woman. In fact, Dave is the only man that's ever screwed me. I was twenty years old when I came to Encino. And a virgin! How fucked up is that?" Lori said.
"Not fucked up at all. Just rare! Don't worry about a thing. You have never licked a pussy, but you will enjoy it. And believe me, you will definitely enjoy it when I lick yours! We'll go at a comfy pace, and you'll be fine. And if ever there is something you don't want to do, just say." Marty said.
"Don't worry about that, because you will soon find that I want to do everything!" Lori said. "Dave will attest to that."
"Now that is good to know!" Marty smiled. "You know, this place makes a bitchin' Italian sausage sub. They go great with beer. Shall I tell Tina to rustle up a couple?"
"Okay with me! You like Italian food?" Lori said.
"I am Italian, honey."
"So are Dave and I," Lori said.
"Damn, this just gets better and better and better!" Marty chortled.
A few minutes later, "Here they CUMMM, enjoy," Tina announced, as she served the subs.
"Marty, is it my imagination, or--"
"Nope, you're seeing it right. They shape the sausage ends like mushroom cockheads, so it looks like you're eating a double-ended cock," Marty giggled.