I had read about GILFs. They were like MILFs except they were about twenty-five years older. I was about to meet a horny GILF. It all began with a phone call.
It was Marie, my wife's mother. She asked to speak to her daughter. She sounded strange. That was no surprise -- she WAS strange! In fact she was downright weird and since her husband died she was getting worse. I called my wife.
"It's Marie," I said.
Grace took the phone. "Hi Mom. What's up?"
"Uh huh."
"Uh huh."
"That's a damn good price!"
"Uh huh."
"No way can you turn it down. Not in this market."
"Uh huh."
"You gotta sell it. You really do."
"That's okay ... no, it's really okay. Mark won't mind at all. You can use Margie's bedroom. It's been empty since she left for college last month."
"Okay ... Okay ... I'll come over this afternoon and help you pack."
Grace hung up the phone and turned to me with a bright smile. "Mom sold the house. They offered her four-fifty and she's gonna take it. In this market that's a great price."
I got a sinking feeling in my stomach.
"I told Mom she could stay with us for a few months. That's okay with you isn't it?"
My sinking feeling was fully justified. What could I say? I nodded.
My name is Mark Eggers. I'm thirty-seven years old and the senior partner in a successful accounting firm. Grace and I have been happily married for almost nineteen years. My daughter, Margie, just left for college and I was looking forward to some peace and quiet around the house until that phone call changed my plans.
Grace's mother, Marie, was not my favorite person. The "B" word described her best. She was fifty-six and at least twenty-five pounds overweight, but she tried to dress and look thirty-five. She kept her hair long and blonde and she wore tight dresses that emphasized her enormous breasts. She could be a double for Dolly Parton.
To give the devil her due, she did have spectacular legs -- long and slender -- but her ass carried a lot of weight she didn't need, and her belly pooched out a little. But all men's eyes eventually came back to her tits with those unasked questions: What would those babies look like naked? Would they sag? What would it feel like to juggle them in your hands? Or, how would it feel to ... well, you get the idea.
Marie had been a widow for several years and she was not comfortable in that big house. She wanted to get something smaller and different. For over a year she had talked to Grace about getting a condo in one of the big complexes with a pool and exercise facility. She openly admitted that she wanted to meet some men. And I don't think she meant men her age -- I suspect she was looking for something younger.
Over the next couple of weeks Grace went back and forth with Marie moving stuff from the "old house" to our place. There was a lot of crap to move and put in storage and throw away. I tried to help and act friendly and several times Marie even smiled at me -- which was unusual. Once, she sat at the kitchen table having coffee with me and said a nice thank you. She had been a genuine bitch for years, but maybe things would work out after all.
Finally she became a member of our household and everybody developed a new routine. Grace and I didn't change ours much. Marie was up and had breakfast with us -- I always had a big breakfast before leaving for the office about eight. Marie wore a long robe in the mornings that didn't show much skin, but it was obvious she didn't have a bra on. Her big breasts did a lot of jiggling as she moved around. I had a hard time keeping my eyes off of them.
Grace noticed me looking, but said nothing. If Marie noticed me watching her, she didn't give any sign of it. Early on Grace said to me that she wished her Mom would wear a bra under her robe, but I don't think she told her mother that. Grace was concerned that her mother had not met any men she could date. She took her to church and to the club, but with no luck. Marie even tried a singles club.
"God, I feel bad about her," Grace said one night as we got in bed. "She's lonely and she needs a man's company. She's horny as a goat! She fought a lot with Dad but at least they always made up in the bedroom."
"Well," I said, "I don't think she's gonna find a man who will put up with that attitude of hers. Face it Grace -- your Mom is a very bitchy broad. I know you love her, but she's a bitch!"
"Don't say that, honey," Grace replied, "Mom's lonely ... and ... well ... a plastic dildo, even when it vibrates, is no substitute for a hot, fleshy, ahh ... what is it you always call it?"
"A pussy pleaser. I call it a pussy pleaser. It always pleases you."
Grace chuckled and, reaching down under the covers, she grabbed hold of me and started tickling my balls.
"Yeah, that's what you called it. Honey, why don't you please me with it now?"
I pleased her. Our love life had always been good since we got married. Not flashy, but steady and dependable, usually about twice a week.
I play golf Saturday mornings and Thursday afternoons and Grace spends Thursday afternoon with her bridge club. Marie had been with us almost two months and one Thursday it was raining too hard to play golf. So, I was just sitting in my favorite overstuffed chair in the family room, reading.
Marie walks into the room in shorts and tee shirt and I did a classic double take! Even at her age, her legs always looked fabulous in shorts. But what I noticed first was that she did not have on a bra! Those big luscious tits jiggled as she walked across the room.
I have not played around on my wife in all nineteen years of marriage. I wondered, briefly, if fucking her mother counted as "playing around" and quickly figured it might be even worse. But still, I felt my dick starting to get hard. I think that is exactly what Marie intended. She was wearing spike heels with her shorts -- she must have planned this all along!
"No golf today?" Marie stood directly in front of me, hands on her hips, posing to show off those great legs. I could see her nipples standing up erect under that thin tee shirt. I couldn't control my eyes -- I just stared at her tits, speechless, and licked my lips.
Marie stared down at my crotch where my erection was now quite obvious. Then she quickly dropped to her knees in front of me and ran her hand up my thigh and began to caress my hard cock through my pants.
"I think you like my tits," she said. "You stare at them every morning across the breakfast table."
My throat felt tight and my mouth was dry. I didn't know what to say so I just nodded. Marie unzipped my fly and her hands brought my erect cock out. She started to stroke it gently. Then she took it in her mouth and tickled me with her tongue, which felt almost electric.
"We need to get you in bed," Marie said. She stood up and in one rapid motion she slipped her tee shirt off and posed with her hands behind her head and her elbows back to show off her tits. They stood out proudly with almost no sag. I felt my dick go rigid, pointing straight up in the air out of my pants. I sat there staring.
"Want to see some more?" She asked in a husky voice. "Okay, I'll show you."
With that she unbuttoned her shorts and slipped them off along with her bikini panties. Then she posed for me -- naked -- hands behind her head.
God she was beautiful. Yeah she carried a little extra weight on her ass and her stomach pooched out a bit, but none of that mattered when I looked at those proud tits. My eyes moved down to her beaver -- a thick, curly haired, brunet triangle contrasting in a vulgar way with her long blonde hair. Her legs, especially as she posed in heels, would make a teenager envious.
I sat there admiring her body, speechless.
"Let's go to the bedroom," she said in that same husky, sexy voice.
I shook my head no. It was an effort to speak. "I can't ... we can't ... I ... I mean ... "
"Of course you can," she said. "Look at your cock standing up there like a soldier. He knows what to do."