One thing college towns are good for is bars, there's usually lots of them. And even though my college was in a pretty small town we had several bars or clubs to choose from. I had heard the TKE guys were getting together at this one bar for something or other and I knew they were always good for lots of cute women. But I also knew I'd be unwelcome if I just showed up and tried to party with them not being a member of that frat. I did now several of the members and invited guests so I decided to show up late and see what happened.
Well, I got there late, all right, it was 12:30 and last call was less than half an hour away. For some strange reason I had no desire to get drunk that evening which was totally unlike me. As I entered the smoke filled smelling heavily of beer bar I saw what was left of the TKE group at the end of the bar. They looked pretty drunk and they seemed to be hanging off this one very attractive brunette who was to one side of them. It was Leah and she was every guys idea of who they wanted to go to bed with, killer figure, dark bedroom eyes, long legs and lots of personality. She had been voted most popular girl in her high school an honor she disdained favoring her National Honor Society membership for some crazy reason.
She seemed to be in a bit of trouble with the TKE guys which was unusual for her and she generally could hold her own in any group. I walked to the bar and stood right next to her.
"Hi Leah," I said smiling, "why is such a pretty girl like you drinking alone?" I said it plenty loud enough for all the TKE guys to hear.
"Whaddayou mean muthafucker?" One of the guys bellowed.
I ignored him, put my hand on her thigh and she said, "No no, sometimes I just like to have a drink by myself." She too said the words loudly enough for the guys to hear and her going along with me pleased me greatly. She slid off the bar stool and into my arms and said, "So would you really like to walk me home?"
"Well actually I'd like to fuck you right here, right on the bar!" A shock look spread over the drunk faces of the frat boys.