Laura Says Thank You

Dave was looking forward to the wedding weekend in sunny Arizona. All of the relatives hadn't been together for a while, and he was glad this gathering was for a wedding instead of a funeral. Of course, there were some cousins he didn't care whether he saw or not, but he actually liked most of his relatives. He was especially looking forward to seeing Sam, his favorite cousin, and Sam's kids. The only bummer to the weekend was that his wife, Sue, wouldn't be there. She had to fly back to New York because her sister was having some surgery, but she told Dave to go and have a good time.

Sam's youngest son, Mark, had recently gotten engaged to Laura. Dave was one of the few people in the family who liked Laura. He thought she was smart, a hard worker, and a good person. She had just completed her MBA from a good university. On weekends, she often worked at a food pantry. But everyone else in the family couldn't see past the way she looked. The last time Dave saw her, she had purple hair, black lipstick, black nail polish, lots of black eye makeup, a nose ring, an eyebrow pierce, and tattoos on her arms.

Dave wasn't exactly a fan of Laura's style, either. But then, he was 55 years old - not exactly the demographic Laura was aiming for. But he could see past her style and got to know the person. She was funny, they shared the same political views, she was well informed on current events, and they enjoyed long conversations on all sorts of topics. Truth be told, Dave like Laura even more than he liked his cousin Mark, and he was looking forward to seeing her.

Friday night was the rehearsal dinner in the hotel, and Dave was one of first ones to arrive. The banquet room had seven tables set with simple flower center-pieces on black tablecloths. There was a buffet serving area being set up near one wall, and, most importantly, there was an open bar. Dave was not a big drinker, but he had already ordered a glass of wine. He found his name among the place cards and was sitting at his table waiting for others to arrive.

A smile came to his face when he saw Mark enter the room. But when Laura walked in, Mark's jaw dropped to the floor. She looked absolutely incredible. Her makeup was beautiful, her hair was blond and shoulder-length, she had bright red lipstick, a classic French manicure, and there were no nose rings or eyebrow pierces. She was stunning.

He walked over and gave Mark a big hug. Then he turned to Laura, and they exchanged big smiles. They hugged each other, and as they broke the hug, Laura surprised him by giving him a kiss on the lips. He stepped back, keeping his hands on her waist, and smiled at her again.

"I'm sorry, do I know you? What's your name again?" She gave him a soft punch in the arm. "Ummmmmm... nice look. What's going on?"

"Job interviews. This might shock you, but companies looking to hire new MBAs actually prefer THIS look to my other look. Can you believe it?"

Dave laughed. "I'm sorry for you. Will I offend you if I tell you that you look un-fucking-believable?"

"If anyone else said it, I'd be offended," she said laughing. "But from you, it's okay."

"Thank you, madame."

They talked for a few minutes, and then they all started mingling with other guests. When it was time for dinner, Dave was glad that Mark and Laura were at his table. He sat next to Laura.

"You know, Mark's whole family hates me," Laura said.

"That's not true."

"Bullshit. You know it is. They've hated me ever since they saw the way I used to look. And they thought I stole Mark from his hometown."

"I can prove you're wrong," he said.

"Yeah? How?"

"I like you!" he said with a chuckle. Laura let out a big laugh.

"Okay, you win. Remind me to thank you sometime." Then she leaned in and whispered into his ear, "I know you didn't like all old my piercings, but have you ever had a blowjob from someone with a tongue pierce?"

Dave just sat there speechless. He slowly turned to her and she just smiled. "Why don't you go get me another drink."

Dave brought back another drink for Laura and another glass of wine for himself. They continued talking to each other and laughing while Mark went off to visit with other cousins.

At some point Dave said he had to go to the bathroom, and he excused himself. When he walked out of the bathroom, Laura was waiting for him.

"Come here," she said, and she opened the door to the staircase. Inside, she grabbed his hand and walked down a set of stairs to the basement. He wondered what was going on as she kind of backed him into a corner in the stairwell. "I wanted to say 'Thank you' for being the one relative who doesn't hate me."

"You're wel...," but before he could get out the second word, Laura was on her knees rubbing his crotch.

"Laura, what the hell are you doing?"

"Thanking you for liking me." She started opening his belt. Dave knew he should stop her and push her away, but his body wouldn't move. His hands were flattened against the wall behind him. Laura unzipped his pants, and pulled them down.

"Laura, you can't do this!"

"Sure I can. I'll show you." Then she pulled down his boxers and took his soft dick in her mouth. It only took a second for him to start getting hard. She loved the feeling as his dick grew in her mouth. "Mmmmmm... That's more like it."

Dave didn't know what to do. But when Laura tickled his balls and slid her tongue up the bottom of his dick, letting her tongue piercing drag along, all he could do was moan.

"Holy shit, Laura!"

She pulled away long enough to say, "so I guess you think ONE of my piercings is a good one, huh?"

She kept repeating the slow licking action, occasionally shifting to lick his balls. Dave was leaning against the wall with his eyes closed tight, breathing heavily. He put his hands on her head, not pulling her but just wanting to touch her as she continued driving him crazy. Finally, she took the tip of his dick in her mouth and swirled her tongue around it, allowing the metal piercing to make frequent contact. Dave gasped and then started moaning loudly. Laura smiled at his reaction while keeping the tip of his dick in her mouth. Then she tightened her lips and slowly slid down his dick as far as she could go. As she pulled back up, she again flicked her tongue and its piercing back and forth across the underside of his dick. Dave was moaning constantly now.

Laura began sucking hard while moving her tight lips up and down Dave's dick. She oh-so-lightly tickled his balls, and it drove him crazy. She stopped for a minute to lick his ball sack, twirling her tongue all around. Then she took his dick back in her mouth while tickling and gently squeezing his balls. Her lips were closed tight, providing maximum pressure as she bobbed up and down. Dave gasped twice and warned Laura. "I'm going to come. NOW!" Laura reached behind him, put her hands on his ass and pulled him even tighter, rapidly flicking her tongue across his dick. He suddenly grunted as he came, shooting jets of cum into her mouth. Laura kept up with him, swallowing everything he had to offer. When he finished with a sigh, Laura released his dick. She licked him clean and planted a kiss on his pubic hair.

She stood up, smiled at him, and said, "Thanks for being the one person in the family who likes me. We'll have more time tomorrow. If you're too tired to walk back up the stairs, there's an elevator through this door. See you back at the party" Then she walked through the door, pressed the elevator button, got in, and was gone.

Dave was still leaning against the wall with his pants and underwear down around his ankles. He still was trying to process what had happened. He pulled up his boxers and pants, tucked in his shirt, and walked to the elevator.

When he got back to the party, Dave was sure every person was looking at him and seeing a large scarlet "BJ" on his shirt. In reality, no one noticed anything or paid him any special attention - except, of course, for Laura. She saw him from across the room and smiled at him. Dave gave a faint smile and found some other relatives to talk to.

Later, back at their table, Mark reminded Laura that all the groomsmen were playing golf in the morning.

"Oh yeah," Laura said, "I guess I'll just have to spend all day with Dave."

"Great idea!" Mark said. "Take good care of my girl, Dave."

The next morning, Dave woke up early and went for a run. He was obviously still thinking about what happened the prior evening. He got goosebumps every time he replayed it in his mind. How the hell did that happen? The longer he ran, the longer he was able to clear his head. Toward the end, after one of his longer runs, he was feeling pretty good. As he returned to the hotel and walked into the lobby, Laura was in line at the Starbucks. She waved Dave over.

"How was your run?"

"Good. Really good. Running while looking at mountains sure beats looking at houses. I'm feeling pretty good."

"So what are you going to do to me all day?"

Dave's eyes opened wide. "Do TO you?"

Laura just laughed. "Calm down. I'm just teasing. You don't even have to spend all day WITH me. Go shower. I'll catch up with you later. Want a cup of coffee?"

"No, thanks, I'm too hot for coffee. I'll see you later."

Dave went back to his room and stripped off his jogging clothes. He climbed into the hot shower and let the water stream over his sore muscles. He just stood in place for a few minutes enjoying the feeling. Eventually he washed his hair and his body, but then he just stood under the hot stream again. With a sigh, he eventually turned off the water and got out of the shower. He dried off and finished getting dressed. Just as he was trying to figure out what he was going to do for the day, there was a knock at his door. He opened the door to find Laura standing there with a smile on her face. She had on a navy-blue t-shirt and a thin, ankle-length skirt with elastic around the waist.

"Gee, you clean up well."

"Thanks. It's one of the things I'm known for. I'm not smart, I'm not funny, and I'm not nice. But I clean up well." Laura laughed and walked into the room.

"I came here to finish thanking you for liking me."

"Laura," Dave said firmly, "you know we can't do this."

"Why not?"

"Why NOT?" Dave exclaimed. "I can give you a number of reasons. For starters, how about Mark"

"No problem. Remember, he's playing golf all morning."

"That's not the point. You're his fiancé!"

"Did you know that Mark and I have an agreement about sex? We're not sure what we're going to do after we actually get married, but until then, we have a kind of open arrangement."

"Seriously? I don't understand your generation. Okay, how about my wife. We do NOT have a 'kind of open arrangement'."

Laura stepped closer to him. She could smell the soap on his body, and he could smell her shampoo. She put her hands on his waist. "Let me ask you something. Do you love your wife?"

"Of COURSE!" he said, almost shouting.

"When you go home, are you still going to love her?"

"Of course."

"Of course you are. And it doesn't really matter what happens here. No matter what, you're going to go home, love your wife, have sex with your wife... Nothing will change, regardless of what happens this weekend."

"But..." Before he could say another word, Laura interrupted him.

"And didn't she tell you to have a good time?"

"Yeah, but I don't think she was talking about..."

Again, she cut him off. "Do you think I'm ugly?"

"Of course not. Don't be silly."

"Wouldn't you like to see my naked body?" With that, she reached down and pulled off her t-shirt. Her C-cup breasts were covered by a red bra. Her areolas and hard nipples were easily seen.

"Jesus, Laura, what are you doing?"

"Just wondering if you like what you see and if you'd like to see more." Before he could answer, she pushed down her skirt and stepped out of it. She was wearing a matching thong that had wide straps around the waist. She stepped very close to him, and his hands automatically reached around her waist. She reached behind herself and pushed each of his hands down to her bare ass. The both let out a moan. By now, Dave was getting hard, and Laura very slowly started grinding on him.

Dave tried one last heroic objection. "Laura, we shouldn't do this."

Laura smiled and stepped back from him. Then she reached back, unhooked her bra, and slipped it off, tossing it to the floor. She grabbed one of Dave's hands and put it on her breast. Again, they both moaned. But this time, Dave stopped being passive. He put his other hand on her other breast and massaged both of them. He removed his left hand and started licking her nipple. Then he latched on and started sucking like a newborn. Laura gasped and then gave a little yelp. "Yes! Yes! That's it!"

Dave continued to suck the nipple on one breast while he massaged the other. Then he swapped breasts and continued. He could not get enough of her. He finally pulled away long enough to say, "God, Laura, you're beautiful!" He pulled off his shirt and pulled her against him to feel her breasts against his bare chest and to grind his dick on her. He then put his mouth on hers and kissed her hard. When he felt her tongue pierce, he started moving his tongue at warp speed. Finally, he pulled away, took her hand, and led her to the bed. She laid down as he took off his pants and underwear. He got on top of her, holding his body above her in a push-up position. He kissed her forehead. He kissed her nose. He kissed her chin, bypassing her lips. He kissed her neck. Then he kissed between her breasts, avoiding the breasts themselves. He continued moving his body down, kissing her belly. Then he kissed her mound through her thong. He licked her wet panties. Then he slipped his fingers in the waistband of her thong and pulled it down as Laura lifted her hips to help him take it off. He pulled them all the way down off her feet and then started kissing his way back up her legs. He kissed her calves, first right, then left. Then he kissed her knees, first left, then right. Then he kissed her lower thighs, alternating back and forth. He pushed her legs apart and kissed the inside of her thighs. Laura was breathing more heavily as his mouth kept moving up her legs.

Finally, he licked her pussy from bottom to top, ending on her clit. Laura let out a loud moan. He did it again and again, and she responded with moan after moan. He licked the inside of each of her lips and then thrust his tongue as far as he could into her pussy. In a second he was tongue fucking her, and she was moaning her appreciation. He replaced his tongue with his finger and moved his tongue up to her clit. He did a slow lick from bottom to top of her clit as he continued to finger her, and she sucked in air. He liked the reaction, so he did it again. She repeated her reaction. Then he flicked his tongue back and forth over her clit as she yelled "YES! YES! RIGHT THERE!" Dave continued licking her clit until she started grunting and bucking. She let out some unintelligible sounds as she kept bucking as a giant orgasm rolled through her. He continued licking her clit until she pushed his head away.

"Too sensitive," she said. He moved up her body, rolled her on top of him, and hugged her tight until her breathing returned to normal. "FUCK! That was incredible!"

"I'm glad you liked it," he said with a big smile on his face. "The pleasure was all mine."

"Well, it wasn't ALL yours. I had a teeny, tiny amount of pleasure, too," she said with a smile on her face. "But I'm not done with you quite yet."

"Laura, I don't have a condom. I wasn't exactly planning on needing one."

"Don't worry - I'm on the pill." She slid down his body and gently put her hand around his semi-hard dick. She licked it like a lollipop and then put it in her mouth. It didn't take long for him to get rock hard. At the same time, she was getting really wet. She released his dick and moved up his body, sitting up with her pussy just above his dick. She reached back and guided him into her now-soaking pussy. She was so wet, he slid all the way in.

When he bottomed out, they both let out loud moans. Laura lifted herself up until just the tip of his dick was still covered, and then she crashed down. She kept repeating this, but each time she lifted up, she squeezed her pelvic muscles. Dave couldn't believe how tight she felt; it had been a long time since he was inside a 25-year-old's pussy. He pulled his upper body up so he could suck her nipples while she was bouncing up and down. Then he slipped one hand between them and rubbed her clit. She threw her head back and started grunting.

He could tell she was about to come, which was a good thing, as he knew he couldn't hold out much longer. When her orgasm hit, her pussy was contracting and squeezing his dick even harder than before. He hit the point of no return and just let himself go, the two of them moaning and grunting in unison. He blasted streams of cum into her. When she felt the hot liquid, it doubled the intensity of her own orgasm, and she cried out. After what seemed like forever, she collapsed on top of him.

They lay together silently for a few minutes. Laura finally lifted herself up and looked at Dave with a huge smile. "I can't wait to tell Mark you really did take good care of me."

Dave's eyes become huge. "What? No! You can't tell ..." He stopped when Laura broke out into a huge laugh. "Jesus. You scared the shit out of me!"

"Let's just go to the pool so we can tell him we hung out together. Unless you've joined the 'I hate Laura' part of your family."

"Nah, I guess I still like you. At least for now."