Driving south out of Oxford I noticed the fuel light blinking at me urgently, it was late and I was in the middle of nowhere; it would round off a shitty day if the car ran out of fuel especially here. The road meandered through a small village just outside Wallingford, half a mile further down the road the green and yellow signs of a BP filling station beckoned. As I pulled onto the forecourt the lights started to go out, the station was closing. Jumping from the car I sprinted into the small shop and called out for assistance. A large middle aged woman emerged from the back room,
"Sorry I've just closed," she stated abruptly and turned to return to her lair.
"Please," I pleaded, "I'm desperate. I have no petrol, I've had a crap day, and I'll have to sleep in the car unless you help me out. I'll pay double, buy you the biggest bunch of flowers in the shop, run naked around the forecourt anything just don't make me spend the night in that bloody car, I have been in it most the day"
She turned around as a smile played around the corners of her mouth.
"Alright anything so long as you keep that skinny bum covered," she quipped, "I'll leave the main lights off otherwise more strays might turn up but pump 2 is still on. Go fill up then come back in and pay."
After thanking her profusely I ran out filled the car and then hurried back to conclude the business. We got chatting about this and that, mostly me complaining that my arse was shapely, and her saying she wasn't so sure. I turned and posed proffered my butt for her perusal. She reached a podgy hand over the mars bars and fondled it, digging her fingers into my flesh although gauging the amount of fat.
"Mmm not bad, could do with some meat on it," she joked.
"The meat's all round the front," I retorted turning slightly and framing my groin with both hands.
She laughed but her hand lingered and her fingers extended to brush my balls.
"Would you like a coffee before you hit the road?" she asked, moving slowly from behind the counter.
"Yeah, that'd be great. It's a horrid night and I have two more hours of driving, the caffeine will help me stay awake," I answered, in no hurry to get back into the car.
We moved into a small staff area at the rear of the station, she put the kettle on and disappeared to switch off the remaining lights and lock up. Left alone I looked around the bare room: two high barred windows a table four hard plastic chairs and a thread bare two seater sofa; the walls were bare no posters, just stains. I leaned on the edge of the table and waited for her lumbering return.
As she entered the room I paid her more attention, there was nothing else to look at. She was about fifty years old, a big woman: wide shouldered with massive, heavy tits beneath an overly tight brown shirt of which the top three open buttons showed a deep cleavage. She was plump, bordering on fat with a big rounded ass and strong legs. She was about 4-5 inches shorter than me, and while her face had never been pretty, it was animated and suited the weight it carried. Large glasses that on another person would have been retro chic, on her were merely dated, the lank shoulder length brown hair completed the picture- not that any of that mattered as I couldn't see past the enormous breasts. As she leaned over the sink unit to prepare the coffees, her already tight skirt stretched across her buttocks and rose up to reveal big but shapely thighs with small cellulite dimples. Improbably, I was having some very rude thoughts about this buxom old woman.
She turned and handed me a steaming mug of coffee motioning for me to sit on the threadbare sofa, while she pulled a chair up adjacent to the table and faced me.
"You looked so helpless running across the forecourt," she said grinning, "I thought if I hadn't let you fill up you would have cried."
"That's probably true, I was so desperate you could have named your own price," I replied smiling.
From my position slightly below her, I was level with her tits and had a nice view of her bare legs. These she slowly uncrossed in front of my face then opened slightly, causing her skirt to rise higher over her thighs; I heard something then she laughed.
"Sorry, I didn't catch that," I blushed, "my mind was wandering."
"If I wasn't old enough to be your mother I'd have guessed you were looking up my skirt," she countered, "were you?"
"No, I wasβ¦" quickly realising the futility of an attempted excuse I came clean " of course I was, I was even taking bets with myself about what sort of knickers you would be wearing."
"So what were the odds?" she enquired.
"Big granny pants are favourite, silky briefs evens, thong at three to one," I answered waving my hands like an on course bookie.
"What an insult, do I look like a granny? No don't answer," she laughed, "you're not much of a judge anyway seeing as there are no winners so far."
"That only leaves one option," I said, "and an old woman like you would never wander round without panties, would you?"
With exaggerated care she placed her coffee on the table and in doing so opened her legs still further revealing a mass of pubic hair and no underwear.