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The caller ID said it was Noni's house calling. We had tentatively scheduled a rendezvous for that evening. With my daughter back at school and my wife out for a couple of hours, we'd have some time for another "lesson." I wonder what excuse Noni gave her folks. I picked up the portable extension. I hoped it wasn't Noni calling to cancel.
"Hello."
"Hi, Harvey, it's Mort."
It was Noni's father.
"You know, Harvey, what you're doing is illegal."
"Huh?"
How did he find out? Noni didn't tell him, did she? How could he accuse me of having sex with his daughter and yet be so calm?
"You're not setting a very good example for Noni."
"What?"
My pulse was racing. I looked outside for flashing lights, sure the police were on their way. Headlights came up the driveway. I wondered what prison food tasted like.
"Hey, I'm just teasing you. You know, I'd do it myself, if I had the equipment."
"Excuse me?"
Mort would be fucking Noni but he has no penis? This was way too much information. I looked out the front door. Noni was coming up the walk. I let her in.
"Hang on, Mort, something is boiling over."
I held the receiver to my chest. Mort must have heard my accelerated heartbeat. I opened the door.
"It's your dad. Did you tell him what we're doing?"
"Are you crazy? He'd kill both of us. I told him I was coming over to burn some CDs. Why?"
Illegal. Bad example. The equipment. Now it made sense.
"Uh, Mort, sorry for the interruption. Yeah, very funny. I'd cite you as an accessory before the fact. After all, some of the CDs I'm copying are yours."
"I got you, didn't I?"
"Yes, you sure did."
More than you know.
"Well, Noni is here and I've got to get my equipment ready."
I adjusted my penis in my pants. Noni gave me a funny look.
"I'll talk to you later."
"Yeah, maybe we can get together for dinner," Mort offered.
"Yeah, sure, sometime. Well, bye."
I hung up with a sigh of relief.
"What did my dad say?"
"That what we were doing was illegal and that I was setting a bad example."
"Oh, wow. And you freaked?"
"Not until he said he'd do it himself if he had the equipment."
"Oh gross! Fucking my own father! Too weird!"
"Oh, I don't know. I've read that many dads have the fantasy of having sex with their daughters. I've often wondered how your dad walks around your house without a perpetual erection."
"Thank you."
Right response. Noni remembered her first lesson about compliments.
"Actually, I've never looked. Maybe I should pay more attention," Noni continued.
I felt a pang of jealousy. It wasn't like I had an exclusive with Noni. For all I knew, she went out and fucked the whole football team after our first lesson. There was at least her double date with Tracy.
"Do you? Have that fantasy?" Noni asked.
"About Lolly? No. I mean, I've never thought about it."
That was a lie, but Noni didn't need to know that.
"Well, we could try an experiment."
"Oh, now who's the instructor here?"
"Well, do you have something planned for this evening?"
Sure I did. I wanted to make love again to Noni. No pretense about it. But I couldn't just say that.