Who would have thought Jean in the next flat could have heard me in the bathroom?
It didn't occur to me until I heard her sneeze in hers. Our bachelor flats are back to back you see and so are the bathrooms.
Me thinking now if I can hear her sneezing she can hear me doing all those things a guy does in the bathroom! But surely not, but I was wondering - s'posing she heard me talking to Pat on the mobile like I do - and all the other things Pat likes me to do and hear on the phone!
Inadvertently one day I left the front door ajar, I had a delivery due but the idiot of the postman left it outside the door, be that as it turned out his negligence led to me enjoying the most beautiful shower ever
You see Jean being the sort of woman she is, very thoughtful and considerate, brought the parcel in for me. It was then I realised my notion about her hearing me in the bathroom were confirmed.
"I heard you ion the bathroom, so thought I'd better bring in the parcel in case someone nicked it!" She said and I replied thank you.
With that the bathroom door which was ajar anyway opened and in peeked Jean's head, seeing I guess something she had not bargained for.
"Oops sorry Joe" she said but still didn't close the door, instead she came right in and suggested I "need some help with that" in looking at my full grown appendage which, just before she entered, was being seen to with great ardour . "In fact I need a shower anyway so do you mind if I join you, Joe?"
It was like a fantasy some true, but you know how some women are, so very logical, practical and outgoing as Jean definitely was, like it was just one of the usual daily happenings.
But the thought of that happening between me and Jean was something else.
We had often chatted in the hallway if we happened to bump into each other coming or going, but I never ever imagined I would be 'cuming' with Jean. It had crossed my mind sure enough but with us both being over fifty the notion was not sop apparent.
Anyway , there she stood, facing my walk-in shower with such ambiance she was certainly a sight for sore eyes, her figure still attractive and slim, that back tight skirt doing wonders in my groin, especially after I had just been enjoying a firm you know what!
Certainly Jean knew what and she hade no qualms about telling me that she'd heard my grunts and groans ion her bathroom and thought I was just having problems on the loo.