Dutifully, and eschewing any sort of striptease nonsense, I doffed my clothes until I stood alongside the bed, facing her, naked. Spreading my hands out to my sides and rotating my body slowly to permit a thorough and leisurely inspection, I announced, "Here it is, such as it is, in all it's bandy-legged, pot-bellied, sunken-chested, man-boobed, bald-spotted, age-spotted, cringe-inducing, scrawny-assed, seventy-three-year-old wonder. It's not too late to come to your senses and change your mind about this, you know."
Beth scooted up to kneel on the edge of the bed beside me. She ran her soft hands over my shoulders and chest, and down my sides to my hips, sending a shiver up my spine. She unhesitatingly took my limp cock in her right hand and hefted it, experimentally.
"Probably not a whole pound, after all," she observed. "But close enough."
"Maybe once it becomes engorged with blood, it will be a full sixteen ounces," I suggested. "Keep fondling it like you're doing, and we won't have to wait very long to find out."
"We'll see, I guess," she said. "But as for me changing my mind, you're not getting off that easy. What I'm seeing-and what I'm feeling-only makes me more certain by the minute that I made the right call."
As we spoke, her gentle ministrations to my penis were indeed having the inevitable and desired result, and within a couple of minutes I was sporting a very respectable erection, slightly more than seven inches long, with girth in proportion. None of my partners had ever complained that my cock was too small, though in my youth a few of my less-experienced lovers had found it intimidating.
"VERY impressive, Mr. Miller," Beth gushed, still very lightly stroking my quivering rod. "You weren't exaggerating much at all." She leaned forward and tentatively, tenderly, and yet lasciviously licked away the first gleaming drop of pre-cum from the tip. The sensation was exquisite, and I shuddered.
With her free hand, she grabbed my arm and pulled me down to sit beside her; her other hand continued its easy, pleasurable manipulation of my cock, just enough to keep me hard. "Can I tell you what I want you to do with me tonight, John," she asked, coyly, almost shyly.
"I'm all ears," I told her, with a shrug, adding, "With the exception of that part of me you're working on there."
After a brief smile at my silly joke, she got down to brass tacks. "John, I haven't had sex with anyone since Jim died," she told me. "Oh, I jerk off regularly, with and without my toys, but always alone. I'm sure you can appreciate that it's not quite the same thing. I'm almost literally boiling with two years of pent-up sexual energy right now. What I want tonight is to be fucked silly, fucked until I scream for mercy, and then I want you to ignore that and fuck me some more. I guess if two hours plus is as long as we can go, I'll just have to make the best of it."
"Wow, you're setting the bar a little high for me, for our first night together, even with the magic pill," I pointed out.
"I know, and I'm sorry, but I'm so horny I can hardly think straight right now, and once we start, I'm liable to lose it completely," she confessed. "Down the road I'll be able to relax and enjoy it properly, but right now I'm just desperate for relief. Please?"
"Of course, I love a challenge. I'll do the best I can," I promised her.
"I didn't really think you would be difficult to persuade," she said, smiling, and we shared a brief hug.
"But there's something else," she went on. "I'm a supervisory nurse. I tell patients, orderlies, and other nurses where to go, what to do, and sometime how to do it. I'm kind of a take-charge type, because my job demands it. I don't care if my people like me, but I insist they respect me and the authority of my job title, not because I'm on a power trip, but because if they don't then I can't direct the team properly to get the job done. I don't put up with crap, and I don't suffer fools lightly. Even doctors usually know better than to mess with me."
"Um, OK...," I replied, not sure where this was leading.
She paused for a moment, and then continued, "But whenever I'm having sex, which is supposed to be fun and relaxing, I want to let my hair down and forget about being in charge. I want to feel like I'm the exact opposite of dignified, respected, and in control. Sometimes, like tonight, I want a lover who talks to me like a I'm a worthless, stupid piece of shit whose only redeeming value is as a repository for his semen-and he's not even sure I'm worth that. I'm not talking about being physically abusive; beyond maybe a little light spanking. Just verbally demeaning, rips me a new asshole with his vitriol. Do you think you can do that?"
"You're telling me you...get off on being degraded verbally, on dirty talk, while you're screwing?" I asked, fascinated.
"You have no idea," she assured me. "The more degrading, filthy, misogynistic, horrible, or offensive your insults get, the greater my pleasure becomes. I'll have longer, more intense, and more frequent orgasms in proportion to how well, and how imaginatively, you taunt and bully me while we're screwing. Let me know that I'm the slimiest whore you ever met, and I'll be the wildest woman who ever tied you down to the saddle so she couldn't buck you out of bed. Nothing you can think of to revile me will be too vicious, too disgusting, or too cruel to do anything other than get me more and more turned on."
"Jesus! I think I might need a thesaurus. Can I prop it on the headboard?" I asked, facetiously.
"You can prop ME on the headboard for all I care, as long as you keep the nasty slurs coming, and keep on fucking my pussy with this wonderful weapon I'm holding," she promised me.
"Are you sure you're not going to hold anything I say about you against me, after the fact?" I asked her, worried I might go too far and offend her for real.
"Absolutely not, darling," she promised. "Cross my heart and hope to die, nothing you say about me between the sheets, when we're having this kind of sex, will ever see the light of day anywhere else."
"'This kind of sex'?" I wondered.
"I don't necessarily need, or even want, what I'm asking for tonight, every time we make love. I know that you might prefer to enjoy a little more slow-paced, traditional lovemaking, whispering sweet nothings in each other's ears, and I'm fine with that too," she informed me. "Just not tonight, OK?"
"OK," I replied amiably. "Do you have some lube?"
"Yes, there on the nightstand, behind the lamp," she said, pointing. Looking, I saw she had a large bottle of liquid with a push-type dispenser cap. Perfect.
"We're liable to need some of that," I said. "My experience with the pill is that some women's vaginas can't keep up sufficient production of their natural lubricating secretions for two hours of sex."
Beth was nodding, "Yeah, it would suck to have to cut it short just because one of us got chafed," she said.
Looking pointedly down at her hand still gently stroking my cock, I told her, "'Cut it short' is not a phrase any man in my position ever likes to hear, lady."
"Well, then, I suppose we should change positions, shouldn't we?" Beth replied, releasing my cock and scuttling back to resume her position reclining against the pillows, her legs spread wide, one hand out clearly inviting me to come join her, the other suggestively massaging her pussy.
"Give me a second," I said, picking up the pill in the baggie and stepping into the master bathroom. It only took me a couple of seconds to swallow the pill with a handful of water from the tap, and then I returned and climbed onto the bed.
Knee-walking across to her, I asked, "How's the lubrication looking so far?"
"I would think a guy with a dipstick the size of that thing would already know out how to check a girl's fluid level for himself," she informed me.
I gazed at her thoughtfully. She had plainly told me what she wanted, so I was determined to give the lady her money's worth. And no time like the present to get started. Time to find out if she really meant what she said about how much dirty talk turned her on.
"Tell me, cunt, what the hell makes you think I would want to fuck a back-sassin' bitch like you in the first place?" I snarled at her, staring at her as coldly as I could.
For a moment she was genuinely taken aback, shocked by how suddenly I had changed, but then she realized what I was up to, just doing what she had asked me to; she trembled visibly. "I...I'm sorry..." she quavered.
"That's the truth," I said derisively. "You are the sorriest excuse for a girlfriend it's ever been my misfortune to have to put up with. If you think I don't have better things to do than waste my spunk on a cum-bucket like you, keep talking shit like that to me and see what happens," I warned her darkly. "Now, do you want to get fucked tonight, or don't you?"
"Oh yes, please, please, more than anything, I want you to..." she babbled.
"Stop saying 'I'," I ordered her scornfully. "Take that word out of your vocabulary. If I decide to let you tell me something, your name is Cum-Bucket. You got that? Tell me your name, cunt."
"My name is C-Cum-Bucket," she warbled timidly.
"You're fucking right it is, Cum-Bucket," I growled at her. "Now, tell me what the hell you want from me tonight, before I lose my patience and go find some twat who can at least appreciate what I do for her."