Joe and Helen Ch. 1: Joe's Story
I lived in this house for several years. Even after my husband left me for the sweet young thing he met and the divorce was final. I have a nice, large backyard, which I care for religiously. And adjacent to my yard, facing the side street is a small house where an old man lives.
We never had much to say to each other, just hi, or howās the weather, stuff like that. But one summer day as I was mowing the grass in my yard, I noticed his was rather high, so I just started mowing his grass as well. Ok, Iām not that much of a Good Samaritan, but you know, heās not looking too spry of late, and Iām not above doing a good deed.
Well, by the time I was finished and put the mower back in my garage, he was sitting in a chair in his yard sipping a beer and watching me. āCare for a beer?ā I wasnāt going to turn it down, being hot and thirsty, so yelled, āSure, Iāll be right over.ā
I debated whether to run right over there or take a quick shower first. Ok, the shower won. I am hot and sweaty and always have that itchy feeling after cutting the grass; so I showered quickly, pulling my hair back in a pony tail and donned a pair of cut off jeans and a tee shirt.
āSorry, Mr. Archer, but I have to shower after I mow, it makes me itchy.ā He just waved his hand, handed me a cold beer and I sat on the chair next to him.
We made small talk. He told me to call him Joe like everyone else does. And I gotta say, sitting here with this old man was so peaceful and calming to me. It was evening, the sun was going down, the newly cut grass has that neat smell. After a couple beers I was all mellowed out and it appeared Joe was, too.
I said, āSo how long have you lived here?ā āOh, since the 40ās, right after I came back from the war.ā
Iād been around my grandpa enough to know a little bit about that era. And sitting there quietly, companionably with this old man, it was nice. Then, breaking into my thoughts, he started talkingā¦
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Joeās Story
Like a lot of young bucks coming home after the war, I was cocky and sure of myself and ready to conquer civilian life like we conquered the enemy. Unlike some guys coming back, I knew my Helen was waiting for me. She was sweet and loving. Her mom had passed away while I was gone, and she was living with her dad, adding to her hope chest and just on pins and needles waiting for our wedding day.
Our wedding day was fantastic, too. We had a quiet ceremony, with just close family and friends, but the real celebration was about to begin. As I closed the door after helping her into the car, Helenās dad, Charlie, handed me a flat package and clapped me on the back, wishing me all the luck in the world, and telling me to open the package later. He had a twinkle in his eye, but at the time I really thought nothing of it.
We had a short honeymoon; I think both of us were anxious to get to our little home and start the day to day living like married people. Unpacking the suitcases in our bedroom, and putting clothes and things away, suddenly Helen spied the flat wrapped box her father had given me. āWhatās in the box?ā she inquired innocently.
āI havenāt opened it yet, letās see.ā I gingerly tore the paper and ribbon away, opened one end of the box, with Helen sitting at my elbow on the edge of the bed. Damn! I didnāt say it aloud, but Helen was giggling, and I sat there looking at a wooden paddle lying innocently in the box.
āThe secret to a happy marriageā was scribbled in her dadās scrawling handwriting. Well, I didnāt know quite what to do with it, so just looked at her and she said, āDonāt look at me! He gave it to you.ā I couldnāt imagine ever wanting to or needing to use such an implement on Helen. So, embarrassed, I closed the box, shoved it under the bed and began picking up the paper and ribbon.
āYour Dad has quite the sense of humor,ā I remarked and got up to do something in another room.
Well, time went by, and sooner or later, you lose the feeling of having to be on the best behavior with your new spouse. We all have little habits we try to hide from the other, or are unable to hide. After awhile, though, I began noticing an odd habit my wife had.
She was the model housekeeper and sweet woman that Iād always dreamed sheād be, but in the evenings after supper, sheād have her bath and sit in her easy chair in her terry cloth robe reading. I knew this is her way of relaxing after a long day, but one thing I never could get used to. I donāt even think she realized she did this, it was an absent-minded sort of thing.
She laid the book on the arm of the chair and with her legs spread a little, her focus in the book, one of her hands would lie in her lap, and sheād be fingering her pussy. Now, I realize this does not sound like something most fellows would find alarming, but just the fact she would read someone elseās words in a book, and finger her pussy. Well, it just bugged the hell out of me. I would tell her to stop and sheād look up embarrassed and stop for awhile, but then later, either she forgot or thought I wasnāt looking, sheād just start up again.
After we were married for some time, she no longer made the pretense of stopping when I asked; sheād just look at me and say, āItās my pussy. Why does this annoy you?ā I never had a good answer. Iād reply with something stupid like, āIt just isnāt seemly to look over there and see my wife fingering her own twat every evening of my life.ā
āBut Iāve been doing this my whole life, and it relaxes me. It doesnāt take away from the pleasure I enjoy with our sex life. So I donāt see why it should bother you.ā
Ok, now youāre going to start thinking Iām a mean bastard, but several times, well, admittedly after a drink or two, I would say, āLook, Helen, if you donāt stop, Iāll just have to tie your hands back so you canāt do that.ā She would look at me smilingly and challenge me with an āOh, yeah?ā and of course, I had to prove I would really do it.
So, yes, many times I would tie her hands together behind her back. She was still allowed to sit and read while I watched TV, but with her hands tied. And now I will admit that this sight aroused me more than I could have predicted.
One evening I happened to run into Charlie in the local bar, and after a couple beers, got up the nerve to ask about Helenās nervous habit. He was not in the least surprised. He said, āOh, yes, Helen always played with herself. Even as a child. I saw no reason to make her stop as long as we were in our own home. I mean, she doesnāt do it in public or anything, and aside from that, she was always the sweet, modest girl.ā
I agreed. And then wasnāt sure what to say. Then out of the blue, he said, āSo, how many times have you spanked her for that?ā
āIāve never spanked her at all,ā I said. āThe paddle is still under the bed.ā