I wanted Janice Lenz from the moment she walked into my life.
Not that she just walked into my life. She was actually
dragged
into my life. Barb Anderson, a mutual friend, pulled Janice into my apartment on one of her surprise inspections.
Barb would pop into my place from time to time in an insane attempt to shame me into doing actual housework. She would point out that female visitors didn't really appreciate seeing yesterday's briefs on the living room floor.
A couple of times I shut her up by getting her on my couch, french kissing her like crazy and trying to feel her up. I actually got to bare breast once before she regained her senses. On her next unannounced visit, she was tugging Janice Lenz behind her.
Janice was a vision. Big brown eyes with arching eyebrows that gave her a look that was a mix of surprise and sexiness. She also had full red lips that I thought were covered heavily with lipstick. I learned later that Janice's lips were just full and red.
Thick, dark brown hair cascaded in waves down to her shoulders. My eyes had wandered from those eyes to her lips to her hair and then I noticed how much her gray sweatshirt stuck out in front. Forcing my eyes back up to her face, I saw that Janice was smirking at me.
"That's my friend Janice," Barb said. "I thought she should see what a messy bachelor pad really looks like." Barb stopped yapping long enough to look around the room. She noticed that I had actually been picking things up lately.
"Well, this place doesn't look like a dump for once," Barb announced with pride. "I gotta get going, so you two just have a nice chat."
And with that, Barb was gone. Janice looked at the door and then back at me. "She's truly nutty," she said.
"Can't argue that," I replied. "Can I get you something to drink? Snack? Soft drugs?"
Janice giggled and walked over to my couch. As she was sitting down she said, "I don't really need anything, but we can sit and talk."
So that's what we did. We chatted, and I learned that Janice was a hairdresser with a single-chair shop in back of her house. She just lived a few blocks from me, and invited me over to join her in her porch swing.
"Does that mean what I think it means?" I asked.
She smirked again. "It means we can sit in the porch swing. Don't push your luck."
So two days later I went over, found that she was home, and we sat in her porch swing. We swung back and forth, and I learned that she was 33 and divorced with a 14-year-old son. I also learned that her full, red lips were soft and warm, because she gave me a brief kiss as I left.
She learned that I was 23 and working my first job after college. What she didn't learn was that I'd long had a fantasy of sleeping with an older divorced woman.
Janice visited my place a couple days later, and we began kissing passionately on my couch. As I moved my hand to caress a breast, she moved a hand to stop me. On her next visit, she allowed the caress but stiffened when I attempted to unbutton her blouse.
"I'm sorry," I said. "Am I moving too fast?"
"To be honest, I'm enjoying the hell out of this," Janice said. Her dark brown eyes were flashing. "I'm just a little sensitive about my breasts."
"Why?"
She took a deep breath and let it out slowly, looking me in the eye intently for several seconds. Then she began unbuttoning her blouse and shrugged it off her shoulder. Once she got her arms free, she reached back and unfastened her bra. She brought her hands around and covered the bra cups with her hands.
"Just be kind to me, okay?" she said.
"Of course," I said. I was a little nervous, wondering how badly disfigured these tits must be. I wondered if they were scarred or covered with birthmarks or what.
Still staring me in the eye, Janice pulled the bra cups off her breasts. I sucked in my breath at the sight.
I had dated a 19-year-old with a magnificent chest, at least until she was naked. Without support, her very large breasts pointed straight down. Even worse, her nipples refused to respond no matter how much I attempted to stimulate them.
My experience with that girl helped me understand the solemn wisdom of a buddy who told me that no woman is a "10" without clothes on.
But my buddy had never seen Janice Lenz without her clothes. She was at least a 9.5. At the age of 33, Janice had large breasts that not only stood firm and straight, but they featured dark areola and large nipples that were already coming out to play. I was in awe. I know my mouth was hanging open, and I wouldn't be surprised if my tongue was hanging out of it.
"Come on, Jack, say something!" Janice wailed. "Jesus, I know they're ugly. My ex was revolted."
Before I could express my opinion on what an idiot her ex was, Janice whispered, "I'm not supposed to have a hairy chest. I'm a woman."
Oh yeah, she was a woman. Hairy chest? I leaned forward and squinted. That's when I saw themβfour or five straggly hairs on each breast. I suddenly remembered her telling me a week earlier that she was saving up money for electrolysis hair removal.
I tried to come up with the words that would convince her that she had absolutely beautiful breasts, but realized action was better. I leaned forward, licked the closest nipple, and then covered it with my lips and sucked.
"Jack!" Janice squeaked. "What are you doing?!"
I pulled off the nipple and looked her in the eye. "I'm showing my appreciation for the best set of tits I've ever seen."
Her eyes softened, and then she grabbed my face and pulled me to her for a deep, passionate kiss. Once we stopped, I kissed down her neck to her chest and then all around her breasts. I get to a nipple and sucked again, moving my hand up to her unoccupied breast.
Janice moaned.