This is the 3rd chapter in the 'Janet' series. I recommend to read the first 2 chapters before this one.
As a reminder, Janet is a 42 years old small lady, who was my geography teacher in high school. Since her first day I was fascinated with her. Her husband recently died. Initially I came to console her, but then we started having intimate relationship.
Our flight from home reached Atlanta on time. Our second one was an overnighter nonstop to Rio de Janeiro.
We had an hour to rest until boarding the big Delta plane.
At the food court Janet took salad and yogurt.
I preferred a more meaty food and joked, "Janet, I am sure that you've heard already what people say - Salad is a food that REAL FOOD eats..."
Janet laughed, "I've heard this one before. But we have a 10 hours flight. Going on a plane with full stomach may feel bad and sometimes even cause major health issues..."
"Janet dear, I'll be sitting near you, so if you are to have a real serious health problem, I'm ready to resuscitate you... I was very good in Basic Life Support course! I can prove it to you right now! Do you want me to start by kissing... I meant mouth-to-mouth breathing, or massaging your breasts... sorry again, I meant chest compressions...?"
A bright smile on her face, "Brian, it's time to grow up and behave like an adult! These few days I spent with you, the only adult thing I noticed about you is your behavior in the bedroom... And if you didn't get it, I meant that you behaved like a stud in adult movies..."
"Lady, if your body and actions wouldn't tempt me, I might have reacted differently... Is it my fault that I find you the sexiest woman alive?!..."
Janet sighed, "What can I say, when we come back from Brazil, remind me to take you to an eye doctor. And he better find out what is wrong with your eyesight, because the alternative is that your brain is screwed up..."
I whined, "Teach, did I fail the test?... Can I have a second chance?..."
"Brian, you are impossible! I have no idea what I am doing with you..."
"Of course you know Janet! You wanted me as your bodyguard in Brazil... You simply take advantage of the fact that I am in love with you and cannot refuse your wishes..."
She gazed at me lovingly. I kissed her lips.
The boarding was easy. Our seats were 15A&B.
"Janet, do you want the window seat or the middle one?"
"On most of my prior flights I sat by the window, but on this one I'd rather be in the middle. I plan to take a sleeping pill and rest my head on your lap throughout the flight."
"Mrs. Jenkins, with your vast knowledge, I suspect that your brain weighs a ton... Will I be able to carry such a heavy load for more than, let's say 5 minutes?..."
"As I said before, Brian you need to grow up! Brain power has nothing to do with it's weight. My brain weighs very close to Einstein's brain..."
"That's what I always told the other students - You are as smart as Einstein!..."
Janet glanced at me, "Brian, one more kiss and you shut up until we are on the plane..."
I kissed my love and hugged her. The boarding was to start in 10 minutes.
We found our seats and put most of our luggage in the dedicated space above us.
"Brian, I'll take my tablet once we are in the air. They usually serve the drinks and food 30 to 60 minutes after departure. I do not care about the meal, but keep a small bottle of water and white wine for me. I brought some nuts and fruits, if you are interested. In my backpack I also put the National Geographic and Smithsonian magazine with some articles about the places we'll visit. So if you won't be sleeping or watching a movie, you can find informative and interesting data about our destinations..."
"Yes boss!..."
It was futile to explain to Janet that as a tour guide my foremost important duty was to know everything there was to know about the places I went to... I've read at least 3 articles on every place, including Rio de Janeiro, Iguazu falls and the Pantanal.
The plane left on time. I reminded Janet to take her sleeping pill.
The meal arrived after 45 minutes minutes of flying. Janet was still awake.
I took the chicken with potatoes and steamed vegetables. It tasted yuck... I hardly touched it.
Janet and I drank our wine. Then she put her head on my lap and went to sleep.
I watched 2 full movies before deciding to sleep too.
We both woke up short time before the plane began it's descent into Galeao airport.
Two hours later we arrived at the Miramar hotel on the famous Copacabana beach.