This is the nineteenth story.
This is the story of Sienna.
To summarize some necessary backstory, I'd been at a charity luncheon with Lily (you might remember Lily? Hot mom? Wager of psychosexual warfare?) and her ex-husband Trent had shown up with a gorgeous young blonde on his arm. They'd come over to our table to say hi, there'd been a lot of awkward tension between all four parties, and I'd definitely sensed that Trent's hottie and I could've had some fun in another life.
That was Sienna, and we weren't going to have to wait that long.
About a half hour later I used the restroom, down a side hallway off the ballroom, and when I emerged Sienna was standing outside, across the hallway, despite there being an unoccupied restroom next to mine. I stopped in my tracks, looked toward the ballroom to make sure neither Lily nor Trent could see us, then crossed the hallway to her.
She was about half a head shorter than me, if balanced on very high heels. She was wearing a silver dress, studded with rhinestones, that hugged her tight body incredibly, her waist so thin that her hips had nowhere to go but out, a plunging neckline showing off ample cleavage, her breasts large on her frame and possibly fake. She was very tan and incredibly manicured, from her wavy blonde hair to her dark eyebrows to her full glossy lips. Everything about her was impeccably crafted, and I saw exactly why Trent wanted to flaunt her in front of his ex-wife.
"Hey," I said.
"Hi!" she said, smiling widely, breathy. "Jack?"
"Sierra," I said, messing up on purpose.
"Sienna."
"Oh that's right, I'm sorry."
"That's okay. It happens a lot."
She laughed, a bubbly rising thing. She was twisting her hands together in front of her stomach, looking at me with wide eyes, biting the inside of her bottom lip. I just looked at her, my gaze steady, wearing a half smile, waiting for her to speak.
"What?" she said.
"What?"
"You're staring at me." She lightly emphasized staring, while looking lightly scandalized.
"Sorry, you're just incredibly beautiful."
Her mouth dropped open.
"I-"
I shook my head, smiling. "Sorry, I meant, I thought you were gonna say something."
"I was," she said, nodding.
"Yeah?"
"Yeah."
"What were you gonna say?"
She narrowed her eyes at me, pursed her lips, and then shook her head.
"I have no idea," she said, laughing.
"You were gonna ask for my number."
She froze, her mouth hanging open.
"You're with that woman," she said.
"And you're with that man."
"We're not official."
"Us either."
I leaned in toward her, said under my breath, "Everyone here is so ancient."
She laughed, leaned in, whispered, "Oh my god! Right?"
"What are you, twenty?"
She blushed, started rotating her hips back and forth like a schoolgirl, her eyes locked on mine. "Twenty-three."
"I'm glad," I said. "Then we can grab a drink together. Give me your phone."
She obeyed without seemingly a single thought to the contrary, no hesitation at betraying the guy waiting for her in the ballroom, no matter how official or unofficial they might be. I felt only the slightest twinge of shame at what I was doing to Lily, but I had no misconceptions about our relationship, knew what we had was a purely sexual thing, a love of fucked-up fuck games and a willingness to participate in them. I also knew that, if she found out, she'd get some savage joy out of me stealing Trent's new toy out from under his nose.
I took Sienna's phone from her, typed in my number, and handed it back to her.
"Text me," I said. "We'll grab a drink. Or play some golf. I've heard you've got a good game."
"That'd be fun!" she said, before going suddenly serious. "We can't go to his club though."
"I wouldn't dream of it. Some other course."
"That'd be fun."
"I have to get back," I said, starting to walk away. "Talk to you soon?"
"Yeah," she said, nodding, her eyes wide, before she turned toward the wall of bathrooms and strode toward it, her high heels indenting the carpet.
I returned to the ballroom and sat back down next to Lily, and she didn't suspect a thing.
And that's how I found myself one early morning a couple weeks later idling in my car outside a very nice apartment building in Beverly Hills, waiting for Sienna to emerge for our first golf date. When she did, I wolf-whistled, completely alone in my car and for no one's benefit but mine.
She was dressed exactly as I'd dreamed she'd be, wearing a polo shirt and a pleated skirt, pure white Adidas and a sporty visor. Her hair hung down past her shoulders in perfect waves, and all of her face and arms and legs had a deep golden tan. Her breasts looked slightly smaller than they had been at the luncheon, but I was happy to see they looked a lot more natural. I wondered what pushup bra dark arts had been used on them at the event, and whether Trent liked, possibly demanded, a bustier, faker gal by his side.
I got out, walked to the back of my car and popped the trunk. She had a bag of clubs over her shoulder.
"Hi!" she said brightly.
"Hey you," I said.
I leaned in and we exchanged a quick hug, and then I took the bag from her and and nodded at her outfit.
"You know what you're doing," I said.
Her hands found a strand of her hair and played with it.
"I've been golfing so long," she said.
I looked at the bottom hem of her skirt, at her thighs, skinny and tan, her skin utterly flawless, then turned away to put her clubs in the trunk.
"I think you're gonna kick my ass today," I said.
"Stop it." She rolled her eyes.
"Will you give me pointers?"
"Of course."
"Do that thing where you wrap yourself around my back and swing the club with me?"
She laughed, holding a hand just in front of her open mouth. "I don't want you pretending to be bad," she said. "I want a good game."
"Trust me," I said. "I'll be bad, and I won't be pretending."
A few hours later we were about to tee off on the ninth hole at Rancho Park, coming off eight straight holes of Sienna Lydia Ko-ing me up and down the fairway. She was amazing, regularly outdriving me and with outstanding precision, and no handicap was going to be needed for her to absolutely kick my ass on the scorecard.
I watched her line up her tee shot, watched her swing, every motion of her athletic body fluid and coordinated, watched her latest drive sail perfectly down the middle of the course. I gave her a polite golf clap and she turned to me, beaming, and did a little curtsy.
I walked up to set up my own shot, sighing deeply, giving her a high-five on the way.
"I could use a little bit of that instruction now," I called back over my shoulder.
"You should've asked eight holes ago," she said.
I sighed again, and began setting my feet, looking down the course.
"Here."
And suddenly she was behind me, reaching her arms around me to hold my hands against my club. I felt her breasts press against my back, her head pressed sideways against my shoulder.
"Like this," she said.
She pushed her crotch against my butt, connecting the movement of our bodies.
"You're swaying way too much," she said. "Your hips are your axis."
Her left hand dropped off the club handle and came down to my front hip, held the outside of it firmly.
"When you swing," she pushed her right hip against my right butt cheek, making my right leg give, "don't lock this leg, and rotate."
We lifted the club together and I brought it down in a gentle arc, feeling her hips pressing against me again, helping me learn the movement. We did it a couple more times, her left hand still riding along my left thigh, her face still pressed against my shoulder.
"How am I doing?" I said, looking back over my shoulder, trying to catch her face in my periphery.