My entry in the
Literotica 2022 April Fools Day Story Contest
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One -- Out of Her League
I never quite knew how to describe my relationship with Sharon Johnson. She was certainly not my girlfriend. At thirty-seven she was eighteen years older than me for a start -- almost twice my age. A 'friend with benefits' didn't quite cover it either as we were hardly friends. My nearest guess was a 'fuck buddy,' but in the end, Sharon summed it up best in her broad London accent.
"He's me delivery boy. Delivers me parcels and delivers the goods when I need him to!"
And for that, I was eternally grateful. Sharon Johnson did things to me no girl had ever done before and in all likelihood very few would do again. I couldn't work out whether she had spoiled me for the future or given me an education for which I could never repay her.
I'd had a few decent comings together with girls in my fledgling dalliance with the opposite sex and unfortunately a floundering and doomed relationship had recently ended. At nineteen, I was footloose and fancy free and on the market, but despite the odd one-nighter, there were few takers.
My home life was hardly a bed of roses. My father had recently remarried and his new wife Cameron was a distraction to say the least. It annoyed me that she had not taken our family name of Allen and retained her surname of Morton. She was forty-two going on twenty, and I felt distinctly uncomfortable in her company. She seemed to sneer at me at every possible occasion, not helped by one of the first times we met.
She was a tall, well-built woman, with very alluring breasts and usually wore dresses or tops that showed them off in all their finery. The day she first caught me staring at a very pleasant cleavage as she was about to leave the house, her haughty, arrogant voice cut through me like a knife.
"Hoi, stepson. My eyes are about eighteen inches above your gaze, you little perv. Stop mentally wanking over my tits."
I reddened and began to stammer an apology. She merely squeezed her breasts together. "Out of your league. Dream on, little boy." She playfully tickled me under the chin. "Out of your fucking league. Enjoy your day, Tom. I hope you dream of me tonight!"
I was left staring at the front door, my erection already a thing of the past.
I didn't dream of her but I thought of her as I shot my load into a wad of paper tissues, imagining those wide, sultry lips closing over my erection. She wasn't a great beauty but there was just something about her slightly heavy features that captivated me. She had a short bob of blonde hair, feathered into her neck, and pale blue eyes. Her voice was upper-class English and it made her all the more commanding. I fantasised about her for weeks and could barely look her in the eye around the house, much to her amusement. Her barely concealed contempt made me all the more determined to fly the coop. My sister had managed to get her own place with her boyfriend shortly after Cameron moved in but I was still trying to earn enough money to move out and rent my own place. Three days a week working in a local music shop wasn't doing it for me, so I took a second job as a delivery driver.
It was hard work and long hours, but at least the delivery depot on the southern edge of London was only a few miles away, so my rounds were usually in a reasonable radius from home.
And soon there was one very distinct bonus attached to it.
Almost as soon as I started, I began to deliver parcels to the home of a lady called Sharon Johnson. At first, I thought she had just been sent to intensify the torture I felt at being around Cameron. I also knew from the start that this pneumatic, enhanced, tattooed woman was no lady, but like Cameron, she intrigued me and soon vied for my stepmother's unwitting attentions in my nocturnal activities.
And as with Cameron, there was just something overpoweringly sexual about her. Her breasts were obviously enhanced and her cleavage made my stepmother's look flat-chested. Everything about her indicated she was no stranger to having work done - her lips, eyelashes, the piercings and tattoos, that perma-tan and those outrageous tits. The overall effect was sex on legs and it would not have surprised me in the least to see her pop up on one of my frequent surfing sessions.
Little did I know as I delivered my first small parcel to her that very soon my life was about to change in so many ways.
I drove up to the gates of an exclusive estate a mile or so from home. Our place was not bad but the eight houses in the gated community were in a different league, much as my stepmother thought of herself. I pressed the intercom for number five and fully expected to hear a cultured accent respond.
Instead, I did a double take as a woman with a gravelly Cockney twang answered. "If you've got me delivery, yer over twenty minutes late. The app sez two o'clock at the latest. It's nearly 'alf-past. Get yer arse into gear and hurry up -- I got fings to do."
Already in my short career as a delivery driver, I hated estate complexes. They were usually just that - complicated and hard to navigate. I preferred to pull up outside a normal house in a normal street, knock on the door and be gone in a minute. All that faffing with intercoms, gates and winding driveways drove me crazy and I inevitably fell behind on my tight schedule.
It took a couple of minutes to find the right property in the maze and when I pulled up, she was standing in the doorway, foot tapping, her face like thunder.
I made my way towards her with trepidation, expecting a volley of abuse. Instead, she held her hand out with a smile. "Was gonna get all unnecessary on yer, then I realised yer just a lad. No fun to be had, so I'll let yer off - this time."