I was sitting at my computer surfing the net trying to find some information for class. I heard the familiar sound of my roommate Nick rolling around in his chair in his room above mine. All of a sudden the rolling stopped and I could hear a thump as he jumped out his chair. That thump was followed by the sound of footsteps racing down the stairs.
"Josh!" he yelled. "Oh my God Josh!"
I looked out my door and down the hall to see him sprinting for my room.
"What's up?" I calmly asked. "You're gonna hurt yourself running down those stairs like that."
"I need to show you something," he replied. "It's on the internet. You won't believe it."
"I'm trying to get some shit done for class," I said in an annoyed tone. "How long is it going to take?"
"I don't know," he replied. "But you are really going to want to see it!"
I backed away from the computer so he could stand and get to the keyboard. He pointed my browser to porn site, "The Seductress of College Studs".
"Dude, what the fuck are you doing?" I yelled at him in disgust. "I know you want me, but I'm not looking at porn with you!" I said as I tried to move him from the computer. He was able to click a few links and brought up a set of pictures. He quit resisting and let me shove him aside. I looked up at the screen and saw pictures of me!
*****
I woke up around 11 A.M. on Sunday morning and looked at the bed next to mine. There was Nick passed out on the bed with bottles of booze on the nightstand and all over the floor. I laughed at the sight of him lying there, completely dead to the world.
I walked into the bathroom and turned the shower on so I could get freshened up for the last day of spring break.
Nick and I had been saving up all year for this trip. We were juniors at NYU and wanted to go to Cancun for spring break, in hopes of getting drunk and laid, not necessarily in that order. Finally spring break arrived after months of slaving through class. We got on a plane that Friday after class and made it to Cancun early Saturday morning.
We had been partying all week and getting trashed, but the getting laid part hadn't happened for either of us. Maybe it was all the drinking and forgetting where we were. Either way neither of us had gotten any nookie.
Nick had come close though, amazingly enough. Last night we had been out partying and Nick had found a cutie that was totally into him. They were both getting absolutely smashed and for some reason I wasn't. It could have been the fact that I had thrown up all morning from the tequila the night before.
After awhile, we started to head back to the hotel. Nick and the girl were flirting and stuff, but it didn't like anyone was getting laid. She just wanted to party and soon all three of us were up in the room having drinks. Like I said they were pretty wasted and the more they drank, the friskier they got. Pretty soon they started making out and I took that as my queue to leave. I went downstairs and sat in the lobby, not feeling like doing much of anything.
Ten minutes later I saw the girl walk past me.
"That fast huh?" I teased. "Must have been real good."
"Yeah right," she said, obviously pissed. "The dumbass passed out on me!" And with that she walked out of the hotel.
I laughed and went back up to the room to get some sleep because I wanted to try and make the last day count for something. I was just hoping there was some chick that was looking for sex and hadn't gotten any all week either.
*****
I got out of the shower and threw on a swimsuit. Steve still hadn't moved and I knew he would be out of commission for awhile. I headed down to the beach and started walking. It was fairly empty compared the throngs of people that were out during the week. But it was Sunday and most of the college kids had gone back to school.
I took my time walking and stared at the ladies that had remained to enjoy the Sunday sun. Some were on their stomachs, giving me a great view of their now darkened asses, and some where on their backs, which allowed me to see their tits covered by their bikini tops.
A few times I stopped and started talking to a group of chicks lying there, but it didn't go to well. There was a lot of "Uh huhs" and "Oh that's nice" which made it real obvious they wanted me to move along.
I was about ready to head back because I wanted to make sure Nick was alive and would be ready to catch our flight home. I came to rocky portion on the beach that wasn't roped off, but you could tell no one went back there. I decided I wanted to explore a bit more before I called it quits and wandered through the rocks.
Surprisingly enough I came across a fine looking beauty lying on her stomach with her top off to the side, so she could tan her back without getting annoying tan lines. I could tell she was older than I, probably in her early 30's, but still hot. She definitely would qualify as a milf. She must have heard me and opened her eyes to look at me.
"I was hoping somebody would come back here," she said. "I need some more sunscreen on my back and I can't reach!"
"Alright," I thought to myself. "This is looking good."
I walked over to where she was lying and found the sunscreen in her bag. I sat down next to her on my knees so I could rub the lotion on her back.
"I'm Josh," I said as I reached down and started rubbing the lotion on her shoulders.
"Theresa," she said. "Make sure you get everywhere Josh, I'd hate to get burned on my last day here!"
I rubbed the lotion on her shoulders and neck and slowly moved down her back. I was careful not to get to wild and start rubbing down her sides, because I didn't want to offend her. I mean this was the most I'd gotten all week!
"All done," I said matter-a-factly. "You won't burn now!"
"All done my ass!" she said a little annoyed. "Get some more lotion on those hands and pull my suit down a bit and get the top of my ass because I'll probably pull that off later."
