This is the introduction of a new series
I was facing my 50th birthday with apprehension. You see, I had not long lost my lovely old wife (85) and up until she passed we enjoyed quality sexual fun, and now I was missing it greatly. I thought my days of fucking and playing with old ladies were long gone. How mistaken was I?
I had decided to downsize and put our 3-bed home up for sale and began looking into the so-called retirement homes. Some were quite pricy -- over £100 K.
A small advertisement on a local property website sparked my curiosity. It said:
Small privately owned park home site has available a nice 2-bedroom property in immaculate condition. Price £60, 000and £100 monthly ground rent that includes water charges. Would be ideal for an active and healthy gentleman or couple (over 50) looking to meet and enjoy the pleasurable company of other elderly active residents. Phone Mrs. Jones on ......for further details.
Well, the word pleasurable aroused my interest so I gave Mrs. Jones a call.
She sounded very nice and asked me some weird questions that hinted that the park residents were sexually active. Of course, I encouraged her by saying that I missed my elderly wife and that right up to a few days before her death we were intimate daily.
She invited me to view the home the following afternoon and added if I minded if some residents were there to show me around the site. The address she gave me was in the next county and I had to use the sat nav to find it. The first time it sent me down a cul-de-sac and the second time into a narrow lane that seemed to go nowhere. As I was running late, I phoned her and was told I was in the right place but to follow the lane until the end where the site was.