Good Neighbors, Ch 09
Is Liz the Best MILF She Can Be?
"I've got a question or two for the both of you," I huffed out.
We were all a little out of breath. Abbie, Lena and I were just returning from our first power walk since Lena had come out of mourning. It felt really good to be back together, especially since Abbie and I had brought most of our dirty little secrets out in the open. Lord but it felt so wonderful to wake up with a healthy young stud like Jeff sleeping next to me. It was so much fun to grasp that big fat morning erection he always seemed to have and wake him with a few well-placed, gentle tugs. Yelling at my own son, Benjamin to get out of bed was never this much fun. I certainly never had to coax Jeff the way I did Benjamin and I'm sure Abbie felt the same way about waking my son, Benjamin. You have no idea how dearly I have come to love wrapping my fingers around Jeff's warm, stiff erection in the morning, knowing I can play with it any way I want to for a few minutes until he can't stand it anymore and he just has to do something utterly beastly and disgusting with me.
"Have either of you girls been losing panties lately? I've lost two pairs in the last few days," I told them as we sat down on the stools around Lena's kitchen counter, coffee in hand.
Lena chuckled and said, "Men will be men -- no matter what age they are!"
"What do you mean, Lena?" I asked.
"I mean, our
students
are snatching them!" she snapped. "Did it ever occur to you that our students enjoy the scent of a woman and they might just want to carry little reminders of our . . . um . . .
womanliness
around with them?"
I glanced at Abbie and then back to Lena. I suddenly recalled how taken Edward was with smelling my pussy.
Intoxicating
was the word I remember him using. My missing panty mystery was beginning to make sense.
"So . . . our students are
stealing
our panties?" I asked, a little shocked.
"Is that what's been happening to my unmentionables?" Abbie chimed in, "I thought I was just misplacing them. I
have
been taking them off in the strangest places lately. I just thought I was forgetting where I left them." She thought for a moment, and then added, "
Well
, one pair I actually gave away!"
Lena chuckled again. "My third husband, Buck, was a 'panty bandit'," she added, "It took me awhile, but I finally figured out how to solve the problem."
Abbie and I both stared at her. On my part, it had never
ever
occurred to me that men could find that earthy, funky smell oozing from between my legs when I got excited as something they wanted to inhale like perfume. It may seem peculiar, but it aroused me to know my students found my scent so intriguing that they would quietly appropriate my panties at the very moment they were at their absolute filthiest.
"Turns out, all he was doing with them was carrying them around in his pocket and sniffing them whenever he felt lonely or just needed a little reminder of me. I thought it was kind of cute but it started getting expensive to replace a sexy little pair of panties every time he wanted something fresh to sniff. I found out he was throwing them away after my scent faded.
"Finally, I was able to convince him to begin a little 'panty exchange.' I didn't mind at all after that. He even started buying me some really sexy underthings to wear. I'd forgotten all about those days. I sort of miss them."
Lena sounded wistful over this memory and we let the conversation fall away into a momentary lull.
"What is a panty exchange, dear?" Abbie asked when she felt the time was right.
That snapped Lena out of her thoughts and she smiled at us both. "Well, I made him promise to return each pair of panties when he wanted to replace them with a fresh- um, well no --
a
not-so-fresh
pair. That's when I had the most fun!"
"What do you mean? How can losing a pair of panties be fun?" Abbie asked.
"Well," she began, with a twinkle in her eye, "It takes a lot of effort to make panties smell truly ripe and sweet for a deserving man! And I mean a
lot
of effort!"
Abbie and I both let out a squeal as we realized what kind of effort she was talking about. I even squirmed in my seat at the thought of so much
hard
work.
"Do you suppose our young students would be agreeable to the idea of a panty exchange?" I asked.
Abbie, always the one of us most willing to jump at any chance or take any risk, blurted out, "Does a bear shit in the woods?"
After we all stopped laughing, Lena explained how she had approached the topic with her husband. It all seemed so simple and -well, beneficial to everyone involved. Lena had me suddenly looking forward to soiling my panties in the worst possible way.