Good Neighbors, Ch 09
Is Liz the Best MILF She Can Be?
"I've got a question or two for the both of you," I huffed out.
We were all a little out of breath. Abbie, Lena and I were just returning from our first power walk since Lena had come out of mourning. It felt really good to be back together, especially since Abbie and I had brought most of our dirty little secrets out in the open. Lord but it felt so wonderful to wake up with a healthy young stud like Jeff sleeping next to me. It was so much fun to grasp that big fat morning erection he always seemed to have and wake him with a few well-placed, gentle tugs. Yelling at my own son, Benjamin to get out of bed was never this much fun. I certainly never had to coax Jeff the way I did Benjamin and I'm sure Abbie felt the same way about waking my son, Benjamin. You have no idea how dearly I have come to love wrapping my fingers around Jeff's warm, stiff erection in the morning, knowing I can play with it any way I want to for a few minutes until he can't stand it anymore and he just has to do something utterly beastly and disgusting with me.
"Have either of you girls been losing panties lately? I've lost two pairs in the last few days," I told them as we sat down on the stools around Lena's kitchen counter, coffee in hand.
Lena chuckled and said, "Men will be men -- no matter what age they are!"
"What do you mean, Lena?" I asked.
"I mean, our
students
are snatching them!" she snapped. "Did it ever occur to you that our students enjoy the scent of a woman and they might just want to carry little reminders of our . . . um . . .
womanliness
around with them?"
I glanced at Abbie and then back to Lena. I suddenly recalled how taken Edward was with smelling my pussy.
Intoxicating
was the word I remember him using. My missing panty mystery was beginning to make sense.
"So . . . our students are
stealing
our panties?" I asked, a little shocked.
"Is that what's been happening to my unmentionables?" Abbie chimed in, "I thought I was just misplacing them. I
have
been taking them off in the strangest places lately. I just thought I was forgetting where I left them." She thought for a moment, and then added, "
Well
, one pair I actually gave away!"
Lena chuckled again. "My third husband, Buck, was a 'panty bandit'," she added, "It took me awhile, but I finally figured out how to solve the problem."
Abbie and I both stared at her. On my part, it had never
ever
occurred to me that men could find that earthy, funky smell oozing from between my legs when I got excited as something they wanted to inhale like perfume. It may seem peculiar, but it aroused me to know my students found my scent so intriguing that they would quietly appropriate my panties at the very moment they were at their absolute filthiest.
"Turns out, all he was doing with them was carrying them around in his pocket and sniffing them whenever he felt lonely or just needed a little reminder of me. I thought it was kind of cute but it started getting expensive to replace a sexy little pair of panties every time he wanted something fresh to sniff. I found out he was throwing them away after my scent faded.
"Finally, I was able to convince him to begin a little 'panty exchange.' I didn't mind at all after that. He even started buying me some really sexy underthings to wear. I'd forgotten all about those days. I sort of miss them."
Lena sounded wistful over this memory and we let the conversation fall away into a momentary lull.
"What is a panty exchange, dear?" Abbie asked when she felt the time was right.
That snapped Lena out of her thoughts and she smiled at us both. "Well, I made him promise to return each pair of panties when he wanted to replace them with a fresh- um, well no --
a
not-so-fresh
pair. That's when I had the most fun!"
"What do you mean? How can losing a pair of panties be fun?" Abbie asked.
"Well," she began, with a twinkle in her eye, "It takes a lot of effort to make panties smell truly ripe and sweet for a deserving man! And I mean a
lot
of effort!"
Abbie and I both let out a squeal as we realized what kind of effort she was talking about. I even squirmed in my seat at the thought of so much
hard
work.
"Do you suppose our young students would be agreeable to the idea of a panty exchange?" I asked.
Abbie, always the one of us most willing to jump at any chance or take any risk, blurted out, "Does a bear shit in the woods?"
After we all stopped laughing, Lena explained how she had approached the topic with her husband. It all seemed so simple and -well, beneficial to everyone involved. Lena had me suddenly looking forward to soiling my panties in the worst possible way.
I still had not gathered the courage to ask my friends how they felt about oral sex. I had a lot on my mind just in planning out how to manage the launch of this new panty exchange idea with my students. The topics of pussy eating and sucking young men's cocks would have to wait. To be honest, the idea of putting a man's throbbing, stiff cock in my mouth was just a little frightening for me. Edward's huge cock and his tremendous strength leapt to the fore as I imagined a cock to suck. The head of his lovely joystick probably wouldn't even fit in my mouth, I decided. On the other hand, the possibility of his cock exploding in my mouth made me positively weak in the knees.
I decided I would begin my new panty exchange with Edward first. I was certain he had been the instigator in the mystery of my missing panties and decided I might as well begin at the source. Shortly after noon when my doorbell rang, I was ready. I was wearing a naughty little pair of lace panties that I hadn't worn in years. Ned had loved them. Whenever I wore them for Ned, it was my clear signal to him that I needed some serious loving. The panties were a mix of soft pink and vivid blue rosebuds and were so sheer they were almost transparent. They had not been cheap, but Ned had practically cum in his shorts the first time I wore them. They may have been more than ten years old but they had held up well, I thought. Even I got a little damp with excitement when I put them on. The outline of my newly trimmed pussy positively glowed through all those tiny pink and blue lacy rosebuds. As a final touch, I applied just the faintest hint of my favorite perfume to some of the creamy smooth skin surrounding my recently beautified nether regions. My student didn't stand a chance.
"Now Edward, I have something I need to discuss with you," I began, once I had him seated on the couch, "Someone has been taking my panties and I think it is you."
Edward got a sheepish, guilty look on his face and I knew immediately that I was right. I wasn't upset and had no intentions of lecturing him. First, I wanted my panties back and second, I wanted to replace them with a lovely, and freshly soiled pair.
Edward grumbled softly, his head down, eyes averted.
"I'm not upset with you, young man," I began, "But I would like to know what you've been doing with them."
"W-w-w-ell," he drawled. He sounded exactly like Benjamin when Benjamin was concocting some outrageous lie.
"No excuses, Edward!" I barked, "Just tell me why you've been taking my panties! Out with it!"
Edward's shoulders slumped forward and he instantly blurted out, "OK. Mrs. Nobbing, you are the most beautiful woman I've ever met! I-I catch myself daydreaming about your ass -- er -
your bottom
," he said, correcting his preference for the word
ass
, "And I couldn't help myself. I just needed something to remind me of you! So, I took a pair of your panties."
"Only one pair?" I fired back. I was missing two pairs. Now I had to figure out who the other panty thief was.
"Yeah. They were the panties you wore that first night. They were blue. Why?" he asked.
"Oh, I must just have misplaced the other pair," I told him. The other missing pair were sleek and pale pink. I was going to have to speak with Preston and Marty. Until this very moment, I had no idea my panties might be in such demand!
"Do you have the blue pair with you?" I asked.
Edward drew them out of his pants pocket slowly, reluctantly, and held them out for me. My purloined panties dangled from his long delicate index finger like a hooked fish. They were badly wrinkled and looked like they had travelled many miles.
"I have a proposition for you," I told him.
Edward looked up into my eyes, hopeful suddenly that he might not need to suffer any further shame. "What do you mean?"
I eased the underpants off his finger and onto the end table, slid onto the couch beside him and smiled. "I can't afford to go replacing my panties if you young men take them all the time but I don't mind if you
borrow