Liz Begins Her Story
I know Abbie has already told you how this all began and how I have to take the credit or the blame, depending on how you look at it, for how this whole complicated mess got started. To be honest, I'd probably do everything exactly the same way if I had it do to over again. It's just so confusing, though! Even now, I'm not sure how I feel about all the changes in my role in the neighborhood or how all these young men are behaving around me. Of course, my behavior and my attitude have changed too --
a lot!
Teaching young men proper behavior is easier said than done. Once Abbie and I set our plans in motion, I suddenly realized I had very little makeup and almost nothing to wear that could be called 'dance-worthy.' I hadn't worn anything like nice a cocktail dress since before my husband, Ned died and the only dress I could dredge out of the back of my closet that came close to looking nice enough for dancing was awfully dated, like everything else in my closet. I tried it on and it fit me nicely. I may have been stressing about how stylish I might look but I took some comfort in knowing that this forty-two-year-old mama could still slip into a dress I had worn in my twenties. Jeff might not be impressed with my fashion sense but I still had nice smooth curves where a girl ought to have curves.
I guess you should know that in spite of my brash suggestion to give our sons these lessons, I tend to be quieter, more reserved and more cautious than my friend Abbie. And while Abbie has a figure like a model (well, except for her big boobs), I am sort of
curvier
. I have broad hips, my breasts are not nearly so big as Abbie's -- but my waist is still slender. I have long legs, though my thighs are rather muscular. I'm what my husband Ned used to call
curvy
.
As our sons passed each other in the driveway, I was suddenly struck by how much more muscular and, well -
hunky
Abbie's son was than mine. Benjamin and Jeff had been close friends all of their lives but each of them had distinguished themselves in different ways in high school, expressing their own unique talents and pursuing their particular interests. Abbie's son, Jeff was shorter, more muscular and had discovered wrestling early on in high school. That had led him into bodybuilding as well -- and now, well - he was certainly well-built. My son, Jeff was taller and had shown a talent for basketball. He was graceful, fast and every bit as intelligent as Abbie's son. Abbie and I had a lot to be proud of.
Jeff climbed my front steps, lips drawn tight, face and body an absolute block of grim, resigned defiance. He clearly did not want to be standing on my doorstep with a corsage in his hand. Still, he was awfully cute as he stood there stiff-armed, almost crushing the life and beauty out of the carnations in the corsage he was holding.
"Come in, Jeff!" I said, opening the door for him.
My young date -- er,
student
entered the front hallway, spun toward me, threw the corsage out at me and said sharply, "Hi. Here's the corsage."
"And I have a boutonniere for you!" I purred, smiling and trying to lighten the mood. I plucked it up from the hallway table and approached him. I had to push the corsage box aside to reach him.
I was more nervous about all this than I had expected. My hands shook a little as I plucked up the lapel of his jacket and pinned the flower to it. I patted his shoulder when I finished -- just to be reassuring and discovered it was like patting solid marble covered in taut seersucker. I smiled and did my best to turn my reluctant young man toward the hallway mirror to see himself. It was like trying to move a statue.
"Don't you look nice!" I told him. I ran both my hands across his broad young shoulders from behind -- to smooth the material, of course. That's what mothers do, but I couldn't help noticing how nice and solid and
masculine
his shoulders were. My hands may well have lingered a little longer on his shoulders than they should have.
Jeff grumbled softly at his reflection in the mirror, then turned, extracted the corsage from its box and wasted no time in pinning it to my bodice where I showed him. I had the distinct impression his mission tonight was merely to survive the humiliation of it all and be done with it. He was definitely going to suck the life right out of our lesson if he continued to be so pig-headed and unpleasant. I had to do something soon.
"Now listen here,
Mr. Haffenshaft
!" I snapped at him, "You are here to learn how to dance, to learn how to treat a lady and to become a more
mature
young man."
I stared at him, letting him see my irritation before continuing. "You are
not
behaving in a
mature
fashion,
Mister
! Your mother and I know these lessons will make a difference."
"
Lessons
?" Jeff sputtered.