So there's this girl in my lit class whom I've had a thing for since day one. She's a lot shorter than me, a lot younger, and far wiser than her age lets on. She was one of those types that you could never really get a read on. She had an air of intensity about her that screamed "wow, I wish everyone would just leave me the fuck alone!" but in those eyes I always seemed to find a hint of "OK, everyone except you." Not necessarily in a sexual way, but more that she wanted to know me.
I took a chance at trying to find out what that hint meant, so I asked her out after class one afternoon. She stopped walking and looked at me like I was an asshole. No some random jerk-off, but a full blown asshole who somehow wronged her in a past life. It was the kind of look you'd expect from a twenty-something woman being told by her parents that she had to be home by 8:00, like "what the fuck? You can't be serious." This look stopped my heart because I was expecting to either be told to go fuck myself or just get kicked in the shin with the same message implied. To my surprise, she smiled a little and said "Sure!" I was cautious because this girl had a tendency to let loose with vicious sarcasm to the idiots in our class, and even though none of it ever came my way, why start now? I played it cool for a second despite my excitement, and she lunged forward, so I reared back a little. She grabbed my hand and wrote her number on my palm, telling me that she got off at 6, so I should call right after that so we could make some plans.
I called at 6:02 and instead of wading through the pre-date crap of picking a day and time and making plans that would most likely not get followed thus ruining the date, she told me to just come pick her up now. Without any thought out intention, we hit the mall, walked around shooting the shit, and finally grabbed a bite at The Cheesecake Factory. We sat through dinner making fun of everyone in our class from the slightly obese, red-headed, middle-aged nightmare in the flesh to the creepy glasses guy who could have been the star of his very own Cold Case Files episode 10 years from now after a seven year rampage of killing and then raping retarded girls. I can't even remember what we ate, but even though the meal was spent almost entirely laughing at people, I still found a way to watch every bite touch her lips. It was quite a sight. This was totally involuntary, of course. I barely knew this girl. She was cool, but I'd never thought of her in that way at all, but she just always seemed like the "cool chick" to me, not a woman whom I would be trying my damnedest to hook up with. More like someone I could share a laugh with at some other poor douche bag's expense. For some reason, after seeing her outside school I couldn't think about her the same way again.
After we ate, I figured we could still make it in time to catch a late night movie at the drive-in, so why not do that? Without a second thought, she suggested that we take off now so we didn't miss the previews. Now although this was a pleasant date, it seemed to be moving a lot faster than I expected, so when we were at the drive-in I regained my focus and put the terribly filthy thoughts that I was having about her in the back of my mind, kept my hands to myself and shut up through the movie, even though I'd already seen it with my friends a couple days before.
The joke was on me though when I returned to the car from a quick bathroom break to find her sitting in the back seat with her hands lost down the front of her pants. As it turns out, she'd seen the same movie twice already and had no intention of letting me sit there silently bumbling my way through first-date jitters. See, it was her plan all along to get me alone somewhere dark and pretty much make me do whatever she wanted. I couldn't complain at all, that was pretty much my plan from the get go if you stripped away all the pretense and cultural dating rituals, so I felt that it would be prudent to oblige before I lost the chance. She wasn't into taking things slowly at all, so once I hopped in the back seat she was already directing traffic and passing out orders. Great, I'm in the back seat of my shitty car getting ready to fuck a dictator. Not very liberal of me, I know, but I did it anyway.
Her hand was busy getting things warmed up in her pants, so I decided to take the high road and started kissing her. Her tongue still tasted like the stick of Juicy Fruit that I gave her after dinner, so it was hot and sweet. She bit the edge of my lip as her fingers slowly circled her clit, I could tell without even seeing it happen based on the way her breath shortened and her hips slightly bucked forward. I could see her hand dive deep each time she slid her fingers between her lips because her elbow bent slightly, and her whole hand disappeared up to the cuff. Once I could see her wrist somewhat, I knew she was back up on the clit. No slouch at multitasking myself, while I was kissing her, I undid her bra strap and started to massage her breasts. They were quite nice, perfect handfuls, and within seconds her other hand found its way to my belt. I cupped her breasts in my hands and swirled my tongue around hers, eventually backing off to kiss my way down her neck.
Without warning, her hands flew out of positions a. and b. and stripped off her shirt in half a second. It had to be some kind of world record. Seriously, look it up in Guinness. Anyway, her new task was to somehow get out of her pants while I continued to kiss my way down her body so as to clear a path between my roving tongue and her already warmed up nether regions. She was soaking wet by the time I went down on her, and she tasted sweet like honey. I slithered in, out and around her pouting pink lips while she dug her nails into my shoulders, reaching over to occasionally tease her clit a little. I spent a little time doing the old wax on, wax off method to get her used to simpler motions, only to surprise her out of nowhere by slipping my tongue into her as deep as it would go while wiggling my nose against her clit. She'd stop breathing for a few seconds and then regain her composure. I played games with her like using my tongue to write little messages along the sides of her pussy. She was far too oblivious to even follow that little game though, writhing back and forth as I lapped away at her. Each time that I could feel her getting ready to come, I would slow down or kiss my way back up to her nipples, giving them a bit of attention as well. After a couple times, she was on to my little trick, so she held on to the sides of my head as she started to come, giving me nowhere to go. So I just tongue-fucked her until she came, and kept going until she finally physically pulled me off and practically cried uncle. Victory was mine!
She was getting more and more into it the rougher I got, so after she came she was ready to return the favor. It was at this point that I was expecting a nice hot blowjob in return for my valiant service, so I eased back and waited for her do deliver. She reached down and unbuttoned my jeans, lowered the zipper, reached into my pants and pulled out my cock, which by that time was hard enough to hammer nails with. She got down close and looked me in the eye, playfully asking if I wanted my cock in her mouth. I, of course, told her yes, that would be just fine. Instead of lowering those sassy lips around the head of my prick, she shook her head slightly from side to side, telling me that it wasn't going to happen.
You'd figure that this was pretty much an event that would signal the unofficial end of the date, but instead she pulled one hand off and licked it up and down, then followed it by doing the same with her other hand and started to slowly stroke it up and down two-handed. Her slippery fingers slid up and down the shaft, slightly grazing the head with each stroke, and honest to god, it felt just as good as any blowjob I'd ever had. She never looked away from my eyes, always watching my reaction with a cunning smile. Her hands were soft and warm, and whenever they got a little dry she would close her lips, look down and spit on the head of my prick. That was the most clichΓ© porn bullshit that I had ever seen in my life, and yet it was still probably one of the hottest things I've ever experienced. This had to rank number one on the "top one hundred greatest hand jobs ever to occur anywhere on earth" list. She could feel my heartbeat in the veins of my cock, and could tell when it sped up that I was getting pretty close to coming. She stroked faster and started to pant a little, telling me that she wanted me to come and seemingly getting ready for it, but seconds before I would have blown, she took her hands off my cock and looked me deep in the eyes and whispered "How do you like it, big boy?" TouchΓ© sweetheart, I pulled that trick on her, but she got me back with it. Damn.