Should be read after parts 1 and 2 for natural continuity.
I'd gone and done it now. There was me thinking I was happily married and suddenly both of my ex-wives were eager to bed me again and stupid old me went in cock first.
I suppose I felt proud of myself. An average Joe of 60 years having sex with 3 women at the same time, not including The mysterious Sylvia who was there on a plate for me.
I was lying in bed, wide awake at 2am, with my wife Jan snoring for all she was worth. I got up to make a cup of tea and took my thoughts with me. As the kettle boiled,
I looked down at my dick and shook my head.
"What have you got me into now?" I said aloud.
"What are you on about, you clown."
I nearly filled my pants in shock.
"Jan! Wh..what are you doing up at this time?" Was all I could ask.
"I could ask the same of you, dearest." Jan queried.
"Just not sleeping lately, can't get off, no matter what I do." I lied easily.
"You used to run a fair bit, before all the....." Jan struggled to complete her sentence.
"The funeral! You can say it, you know!" I shouted more than I needed to.
"Don't talk to me like that Stuart." Jan answered.
"These days I can't talk to you much at all."
Jan knew what I was digging at. Her constant involvement with her grown-up lads was irritating. I was feeling vulnerable and being pushed down her list of priorities wasn't helping matters.
"You are an arrogant prick just now. I'm beginning to see why your ex's got rid."
Despite myself, I started to laugh.
"Your support is touching, my dear. I'm going for a drive. I need to clear my head."
"Do you think that's wise? You'll wrap yourself around a tree if you're not careful. "Oh well, that would be one less arrogant prick for you to deal with." I spat out.
"Fuck off then and don't bother coming upstairs when you get back...if you get back." Jan wheeled around and stormed upstairs.
I went outside and sat behind the steering wheel of my BMW. I drove away, until I was away from sight, then stopped.
I thought for a moment but decided to call Sandie, even at this late hour.
I was surprised when she picked up the call almost immediately.
"Hello, Stuart. What a coincidence, we were just talking about you." Sandie said brightly.
"I won't ask who with or what about."
"All good, don't worry. I've just been filling Sylvia in about the other night."
"Everything?" I asked.
"Mostly. Especially about where you fucked me. Sylvia has a notion for that."
Sandie was just teasing me now and was loving it.
"Where are you right now?" I asked, excitedly, already knowing the answer.
"Oh, at Sylvia's place, just having a drink or two and a chat. Pity Jan's back or you could have come round."
"I'm not in the house. I'm out for a drive. It would take me 20 minutes to reach you.....and Sylvia." My mind was made up.
I heard a whoop from Sandie.
"That's great news Stuart, we'll both be ready when you get here."
I could hear a soft giggling and reckoned that both women were well on the way to being drunk.
I probably broke the speed limit a dozen times as I drove to Sylvia's. I sat in my car opposite her apartment and looked up at the dim light.
Then I saw a figure at the window, that looked like Sandie and she started to wave, gesturing me to come up.
The door was already ajar, after I'd been buzzed in. I was more nervous than I expected to be and I wasn't prepared for what I found in the bedroom.
Sandie was now lying naked on Sylvia's bed, propped up on the head board.
Meanwhile, Sylvia was licking at her pussy but stopped as I entered the room.
"Stuart, so good to see you again." She said in a genuine voice.
Her grey hair was swept back in a ponytail, which served to highlight the bone structure in her face. She really was an attractive lady.
Sylvia wore a large, loose candy nightshirt and beneath that wore black fishnets.
"I'll just sit over in the corner, you won't know i'm here." She said decisively.
"Not just yet, you need to undress me."
Sylvia looked suddenly so nervous.
"Please Sylvia, i'm all fingers and thumbs here."
She smiled hesitantly but then started to undo my shirt buttons and couldn't help stroking my chest at the same time.