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Nude Day Story Contest 2023
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"I'm so bored, I can't take this anymore." Maryann slapped her book on her thigh, trying to draw the attention of her three friends with their noses buried in their books.
"How can you say that?" Ginger lowered her reading glasses and put her book down to wave her hand around at the palm trees and the people crowded in the swimming pool. "This is paradise compared to home. It's hot and sunny without a cloud in the sky. And every drink comes with a cute little umbrella." Making a point of lifting her glass to show her.
"Yet we're all sitting here reading like we do at home. I came here to have fun, not to read some stupid romance novel." Maryann muttered, enviously glancing over at all the couples laughing and teasing each other, splashing around in the pool.
"Well, we had fun last night playing bingo," Donna piped up.
"Yes, we played last night, and the night before that, and you won a bag of bingo daubers. But we flew down here for a reason. For all the fun we're having, we could be at home sitting around reading at the pool, or playing bingo at the community center. And it wouldn't have cost us a thing.
"Remember, we're supposed to be celebrating the fact that we've all turned 57 this year and we're getting ready to retire in a few months. And what we've been doing since we got here is not exactly my idea of a good time," Maryann said, staring pointedly at her friends.
"Well, what do you suggest we do, then?" Carol asked, finally setting her book aside.
"You want to know what I think we should do? I think we should go check out that nude beach next door, just to see what it would feel like to take a walk on the wild side."
The devious little grin Maryann flashed at them as they realized what she was suggesting had the other three looking at each other nervously.
"Surely, you're not suggesting we go walking around naked? We're all widows and grandmothers, for heaven's sake, with six grandchildren at home between us. And besides, who in their right mind would want to see me without my clothes on?" Ginger flinched, taking a quick look down at her little twins, carefully tucked away in her sensible black, one-piece bathing suit.
"Well, I think we're all in pretty good shape for our age. Our tushies are nice and tight, thanks to our spin classes and swim-fit nights. We've all got nice legs, and none of us are carrying any extra weight. And besides, it's not a beauty contest. We're just going to wander over, to see how the other half lives," Maryann suggested.
"Of course, you'll be fine since you've had yours lifted," Carol pointed out, nodding at Maryann's perky pair; practically overflowing the top of her tiny orange bikini.
"Only because I had that breast reduction. My boobs were so big, they were killing my back. And when the surgeon offered to hike them up a little, of course, I said yes." Maryann shrugged and pointed her thumb at the nude beach. "Before we lose our nerve, I think we should go up to our room, take off our bathing suits and put on our wraps. And we should head next door, just to see what it would feel like to let loose for a change."
"I'm game." Petite, dark-haired Donna surprised everyone when she tossed her book aside and sprang to her feet. Practically bouncing in place, she just looked so excited at the prospect of doing something a little wild.
Watching her bounce, Maryann laughed and stage whispered to the others, "I always heard it was the quiet ones you have to watch out for."
Up in their room, they stripped off in front of each other, which they'd never done before. But at least it was a start. Especially if they were going to be walking around in their birthday suits with a beach full of strangers.
Glancing around at the others, Ginger winced. "I just noticed; I'm the only who's not shaved. Now I'm afraid I'll stick out."
Taking a glance at Ginger's little reddish-gold bush, the other girls shrugged. "It looks cute. At least the carpet matches the drapes, so you can tell you're a real redhead," Maryann remarked, with the others nodding. "And you've hardly got any grey. Your hair is such a pretty shade of red, I'd be proud to show it off, if I were you."
"And I think our tits are still pretty perky, too," Carol remarked, making them laugh, since she never used language like that. "Well, it's true," she said defensively. "Gravity has been kind to us, and considering our age, I think we look pretty damn good."
"If we're going to do this, we'd better put on some sunscreen, so we don't fry out there," Donna suggested, squirting a dollop into her hand, stepping in behind Ginger. "I'll do your back, if you'll do mine," she said to red-haired friend, who was already lifting her hair off her shoulders, so she could slather her from her neck to her ankles. Stopping to give her buns a little squeeze, she made her laugh as she worked her way down.
Once they were all fully coated, silver-haired Carol, usually a teetotaler, surprised them when she pulled out a bottle of 100 proof rum. "I think a little Dutch courage wouldn't hurt right now."
Everyone nodded and took a healthy swig. Then they all laughed when they started coughing and wiping at their eyes, since none of them ever drank much, especially liquor straight from a bottle.
"So, I guess this is it, and we're really going to do this." Ginger glanced around at the others as she reached for her wrap.
"Just one more thing." Maryann grabbed the bag off the nightstand that she'd got from the gift shop that morning, just in case.
Laughing, she lifted it over her head and let everything spill onto the bed, making them all gasp.
"Oh my gosh, are those condoms?" Donna asked, carefully picking up a packet to get a closer look. "I don't think I've used one of these since college." She looked around at them, curious. "But why would they be strawberry flavored?" Quietly grinning, they all waited for the penny to drop. When Donna covered her mouth and went, "Oh!" everyone nodded and laughed. "I don't think I've done that since college, either. I probably don't have to tell you, being married to a minister, our love life was never that adventurous. Strictly missionary, once every two weeks, of course, with the lights out."
"Then I think it's high time we kicked back and got our groove on. Being away from home, no one will know what we got up to, so we can do whatever we want," Maryann said with a mischievous grin.
Grabbing a scrunchie, she twisted her long golden blonde hair into a ponytail, that made her look even younger.
Their minds made up; everyone snatched a strip of condoms off the bed, tucked them into the pockets of their robes, grabbed a towel and slipped their feet into their sandals.
"Ready?" Maryann asked, looking back at them with her hand on the doorknob.
When they all nodded and in one voice said, "Yes!" it was a giddy race to the elevator, with all of them laughing and squealing like mad.
Down on the beach, no one said much when they carefully tiptoed past the sign that warned that they were about to step onto a nude beach.
Although Ginger did quietly mutter, "I still can't believe we're doing this."
"You wanna turn back?" Carol turned and asked her.