Her stylish red glasses had slid down her nose, and she tilted her head back to peer at me, after reading my note.
"Mrs. Leach recommends you very highly, and I respect her opinion, but I may be more demanding when it comes to my yard than she is."
She stepped off her kitchen stool and walked to the sliding glass doors which led to her sprawling garden, with pool, and flower beds, once finely manicured, now shabby from non-maintenance.
Her long legs caught my eye, I was surprised she was so tall, about 5'10. She turned dramatically.
"Since Henry left, things have gotten shoddy. His replacement is a slob! He shows up and runs engines and motors, and it's as if he did nothing!"
She was angry, and I didn't blame her. From what I had been told by Mrs. Leach, this lady was paying top dollar and getting hosed. The guy had a reputation of blustering about, intimidating employers, although I couldn't picture Mrs. Jenkins being intimidated by anyone.
She had a persona that shouted, "I'm in charge," and it seemed she wouldn't back down from Satan, himself.
There was a rumble of a truck in the driveway, and she shuddered. "That would be him, again. I told him he was through on the phone, but he said he was coming over. Excuse me."
He was a big man, slovenly, maybe 45, over 6 foot and 275 at least. I could see how he could intimidate women, the way he glared at her.
She met him at the gate, and she held that head high on her long neck, not giving any ground but he was visibly upset.
"We had a deal!" he barked.
"The deal was that you maintain my property. Look at it! It's a mess!" waving her arm for effect.
"I do what I do!"
Well, it's not good enough."
He seemed ready to grab her and I stepped out the door. "Is there a problem?"
He glared at me. "Who are you?"
"I'm Mrs. Jenkins' brother, former police officer John Walker. Is there a problem here?"
He looked my six foot frame up and down. He may be able to take me, but as a former cop, who knew if I had a gun? Or special training? Or friends on the force if it came to that?
She looked back at me, eyes wide.
"We had a deal," He said, more civilly.
"But no contract, remember?" she injected.
I stepped up next to her. "No offense, buddy, but look at those edges! All over-grown. My sister is very picky about her garden, always has been. Why, I remember.... oh, never mind. Suffice it to say, you should take this as a learning experience and use it at future employment. Follow me?"
He just glared.
"Now, if there's nothing else," I draped my arm around her shoulder, casually, and she stiffened. "We'd like to get back to our coffee. Now that we're gonna be neighbors again, I'm sure we'll spend a lot more time together, right Sis?"
I squeezed her shoulder and she forced a smile. "Yes, right...John."
He shrugged his shoulders, said, "Just as well, I wasn't charging you enough for all the time I spent here."
Before she could say anything, I jumped in. "well, then it worked out well for both of you. Have a good day." I led her away and she kept looking back as he climbed in the truck and backed out.
When he was out of sight, I let her go, and she spun, glaring at me.
"That was none of your business!"
"I know."
"I could have handled it myself."
"I'm sure, but if he would have laid a hand on you, I would have had to hurt him. Then I really would have been involved. What's the big deal? You were firing him anyway."
"Because I don't need some gardener to look out for me."
"Jeez, Lady, all I did was mediate an argument. No harm done. Is it because I touched you? I showered this morning."
"And where did you come up with "sister?"
"Do you think he would have listened if I said I was the guy who was looking for his job?"
She stared.
"I didn't think so, either. Look, I didn't expect to get the job because of what I did. I just hoped to defuse a problem before it got larger. I'll take my letter back and be gone."
"Wait."
I stopped and turned, both of us on her porch. She seemed less sure of herself, hating her vulnerability.
"I...I'm sorry. Thank you. I was hot for an argument and so was he. Thanks for stepping in." Then she smiled, "But 'Sister'? More like mother! Or at least Aunt."
That was probably true, since she was twenty years older than me, I figured. But I still needed a job, so I said, "He never would have believed that you would allow your child to be as grubby as I look. A brother, maybe!"
She smiled, then seemed to feel she had smiled too much. "Okay, let's start over. Do you still want the job?" I nodded. "At the same rate as Mrs. Leach?" Now she was negotiating, back where she felt comfortable.
"Your yard is bigger."
"And more open, easier to mow."
I rolled my eyes. "I'm not good at this. Okay, are Fridays okay with you?"
She smiled, having won again. "Not too early, I like to sleep late."
I can play this game too. "It can't be for beauty sleep: You're perfect already."
She smirked at that. "Don't spread it on too thick, John. Like fertilizer, it's just so much shit, after all."
On Friday, I backed my truck into her driveway. The garage door opened, and a BMW zipped out, her horn honking like a pit bull.