"I'll let you know soon," Tom said as diplomatically as he could while he zipped up his pants, anxious to get out the door without committing to anything. The middle-aged hausfrau unhurriedly toweled off her hair and refastened her bra, scooping up her drooping breasts and loading them back into the massive cups.
"Let me know?" she said with a frown. "You do not know already?"
"I, uh, just need to go over the paperwork with the base housing office," he lied, pulling on his shoes. "They want to look over the contracts before we sign, since I can't read German." He gave an apologetic smile and shrugged, as if to say, Bureaucracies, huh?
He did his best to make polite small talk as they walked to the door of the potential rental home, the owner pointing out various small features that they had already been over. With a final awkward wave, he climbed into his car and pulled away, not even waiting to look at the map and figure out where he was going next. He rounded the corner, the house disappearing from sight before he pulled into an Esso station and sat in silence with a shocked expression on his face. Finally, he started to laugh. What the
fuck
had just happened?
****
Staff Sergeant Thomas Baird's third day in Germany had started off well. Breakfast with Anja Weber, the pretty innkeeper's daughter, had been pleasant after his worries regarding the previous evening's activities had been dispelled. Tom gave her his brightest smile as he entered the restaurant, hoping that she was not regretting coming back to his room with him to continue his German lessons the night before. Her smile in return was merely polite, at best, and his apprehension grew. She brought him a menu as if they had not recently made a wet spot on his bedspread together and Tom debated on whether to play it cool and act the same way, or to ask if she was doing ok. Maybe she was upset with him. His concern overcame his caution and he quietly asked, "How are you this morning?"
"Fine, thank you. And you?" Anja shot a warning glance at a nearby table where a woman stood talking to those seated, enjoying their coffee. It took Tom a second before he put two and two together and recognized the woman as the innkeeper's wife, and Anja's mother. Switching gears, Tom became just another guest and handed the menu back to his waitress, asking her to just bring him something good since he still wasn't fluent enough to decipher it. The other table finished up and Frau Weber (as Tom assumed her name to be) settled their bill and saw them off before returning to check on Tom.
"Guten morgen. Are you enjoying your stay, Herr Baird?" she asked, her English almost as good as her daughter's.
"Yes, ma'am. Very much, thank you."
"Und your evening was pleasant as well?" she asked. A bolt of electricity shot through Tom.
How much does she know? Did she hear us? Did Anja tall her? Is she pissed? She doesn't seem pissed. Maybe she just hides it well. Do I need to get a new hotel?
"My evening?" Tom asked, buying time.
"Ja. Did not you and Anja for a walk go?"
"Oh, yeah, our walk! Sorry, I'm a bit jet-lagged and the last few days are kinda running together." He paused, trying to calm down. "Yes, our walk was nice. Your daughter is trying to help me with my German, though I'm afraid I may be a lost cause."
"Lost cause?"
"Um, hopeless. No chance of getting better."
"Ach, so. Well, perhaps with practice you will make progress," she said encouragingly. "Thank you for taking care of Anja. Nattenheim is safe, quiet town, yet I do not like to see her go out after dark. With you I am thinking she is safe, ja?"
If you only knew, lady.
"Yes, ma'am, keeping people safe is what I do," Tom said aloud. "I am a policeman," he added, as if to further reassure the mother of the girl he had filled with cum twelve hours ago.
"Danke," Frau Weber said. "I know that she is grown up and off to university soon, but a mother still worries."
"Yes, ma'am. My mom still warns me about going out a night, too. I don't think she will ever understand that I am probably the biggest, baddest thing out there."
Frau Weber laughed lightly, reminding Tom of her daughter. "Ja, we are all the same, I think, whether German or American. Well," she clapped her hands together, "Let me go see what is taking that lazy girl of mine so long with your food." She walked away leaving Tom alone in the dining room and he breathed a sigh of relief, reassured that the woman did not suspect anything.
A short while later the kitchen door opened again and this time Anja appeared, carrying a plate and a tall glass. She set both in front of him and, after taking a quick look around to make sure the coast was clear, leaned down and gave him a quick kiss.
"Guten morgen," Tom said, grinning and echoing the greeting he had heard from the girl's mother.
"Good morning," she smiled back at him. "May I join you?"
"Please do." Tom nodded to the chair next to him and she sat down. He turned his attention to his plate and saw that it contained scrambled eggs, bacon and toast. His glass was filled with orange juice. "Hey, this looks great!"
Anja smiled, pleased with herself. "I looked up traditional American breakfasts. It is ok? I wanted you to feel at home."
"It's perfect," Tom told her, touched by her thoughtfulness. "Thank you."
"I thought you might be extra hungry after last night," she said with a cute smirk.
"Let me take you back upstairs and show you how hungry I am," Tom said suggestively.
"Not so loud!" Her eyes grew wide ad she covered his mouth with her small hand, looking back anxiously towards the kitchen. She saw the twinkle in Tom's eyes and lowered her hand, giggling quietly before asking, "You would let my beautiful breakfast go to waste? Nein. Eat your food and build your strength. You might need it tonight, if you are fortunate."
Tom chuckled and dug in, cleaning his plate with alacrity while the pretty fraulein watched and chatted away, well pleased with his reaction. He thanked her and rose. "I've got to get to base and then go look at some possible places to live. As much as I'd like to, I can't stay here forever."