Gary Thomas heard the knock and ignored it.
The night before had been an epic drunk at a friend's house. He had no idea what time or how he made it back to his apartment across the college town. All he knew, or could vaguely remember, was that he hit on any woman within reach that night and failing miserably, somehow made it to his shitty little one-bedroom hovel on the third floor, falling asleep on the couch where he now was ignoring the knocking that would not stop.
It would knock, stop, he'd drift back to sleep, and it would knock again. Gary was getting very aggravated.
"Fuck me, seriously?" he groaned, blinking as fully awake as his crushing hangover would allow and swinging up to sit, head throbbing, mouth bone dry, kicking aside beer cans and pizza cartons that had been there forever as he stood. "Christ, it's four in the fucking..."
He looked at his watch. And then outside. Where it was starting to get light. Or dark. He couldn't be sure. It was winter and who the fuck knew? Then he saw cars streaming by his apartment house on a very busy street that wouldn't be in the wee hours.
"Fuck," he growled, rubbing his eyes. "Damn, I slept a long time..."
He mumbled profanely at the insistent knocking, walking toward the door in the same jeans and sweatshirt he had on last night, the one bearing the name of his college where the 20-year-old was a junior.
He opened the door. There stood a short older women looking at him with a "well?" look on her face.
"Uh...hi?" he said gruffly, scratching a hand through his bushy dark hair. "Can I help you?"
She laughed and brushed by him, a not terribly unattractive older woman but decidedly out of his usual fuck-anything-that-moves age range. She plunked her bag on his kitchen counter. Or tried to. It was full of boxes and dishes and assorted other detritus of the young and sloppy. She held onto it, looking around and sighing.
"God, what a dump," she said. "You young men are such pigs."
"Yeah...thanks," he grumbled moving his hands in little circles to signal his uncertainty. "And you...are...?"
She smiled, shaking her head, saying "Don't remember me, do you? That's OK, didn't think you would."
"No, sorry...did...was it...last night?" he asked, trying to recall her, and that rather pretty, smiling face looking at him.
He reached past her for a clean glass and not finding one tucking his head under the kitchen faucet, bumping his unshaven face into another pile of dirty dishes and turning on the tap for a quick drink to drench the cotton infesting his mouth.
"Yes, last night," she said, leaning on the counter, crossing her arms.
He looked sidelong at her as he drank. It registered. She was...his name escaped him, but she was the woman who owned the house at which he got blindingly shitfaced the night before. The grandmother, he foggily recalled, of the girl hosting the party.
It also registered that as his hangover cleared up just a bit, she was rather good looking. She wore a red tight-fitting fleecy overcoat that hugged her slightly thick torso and accentuated the size of her big boobs. Big boobs. He remembered now, he remembered her big boobs from the night before, when as host of the party for her granddaughter and her college friends, they were more on display.
She'd had on a pair of tight black slacks and a low-cut top, his mind recalled and also recalling how delicious her old tits looked to him in his drunken stupor. Sober now, he looked at them tucked behind her snug overcoat and realized they looked pretty good now, too.
"Oh, right!" he said brightly, standing to shake a finger at her in recognition. "You're the lady, grandmother...the house, last night, Betsy's party, right..."
"Right, right, Betsy, my granddaughter, right," she smiled, nodding, eyeing him with bemusement.
He looked harder at her, in that jacket, and tight jeans stuffed into stylish short boots. He liked what he saw, perhaps owing to always being horny when he woke up no matter what time of day that might be. Or from not connecting with any pussy at all the night before.
She was looking better, as his hangover lifted slight, with her short, spiky brownish gray hair, chiseled facial features and squinty eyes, dark and bright. She moved to walk about the kitchen, checking things out, and as she did he stared at her ass packed into those tight jeans. For a woman her age, whatever that was, at least old enough to be a granny, that ass was spectacular, he thought, a bit large and wide at the sides, but shapely and seemingly firm.
"That's a start, you remember me and where you were," she said, walking up to him, a shortish woman of five-four or so, much shorter than Gary's six-two. "But beyond that..."
"Beyond that?" he asked, head cocked.
She smiled and shook her head again. He noticed the slight wattle of her neck as she did, long cords of flesh. He never liked that part of older women, but now at this moment, it looked enticing.
"You hit on me, Gary...well, hell, you hit on every woman at the party, including my granddaughter, I might add, but toward the end of the night, you cornered me in my pantry,"
she said plainly by way of explanation, not complaint.
"I...I did?" he asked, mind racing to recollect that portion of the evening and coming up blank.
"You don't remember, but that's OK," she sighed, peeling off her jacket, revealing a snug sweater, cut fairly low, revealing thick, freckle-covered cleavage. "I knew you were pretty drunk."
She looked for a clean place to lay her coat, finding none, and draping it over a bunch of his clothes piled on a kitchen chair instead.
"Do you mind?" she asked.
"No, no, not at all, make yourself at...well..."
"At home?" she laughed. "At pigsty, more likely."
"Yeah, well, my cleaning people are in Nice on holiday," he said dryly.
She laughed. It was a deep, hoarse, throaty laugh, like her voice. He recalled her chain smoking the night before, which would explain the voice, which last night sounded sexy. It sounded more so now in the clear fading light of day.
And as she laughed, she lifted her head, that sexy flesh of her throat jiggling, drawing his attention to it, and down. Her boobs. Those boobs! He remembered now, looking at the freckled dark V of her cleavage, a fold of flesh cascading down the low-cut blouse, short sleeved, highlighting her big, thick arms, strong looking, a hint of muscle there. All of it, but mostly the boobs packed into the blouse and revealing themselves in a teasing bunch at her cleavage, was now driving him mad. He was glad to be sober and focusing more clearly.
"Yeah, you remember these though, I see," she said, catching his staring at them, drawing her eyes up to hers, his face blushing. "Oh, that's OK. I got quite the rack for an old broad. Oh, and that's 68, if you want to know. Yeah, last night you were all over these puppies..."
She looked down at them, adjusting the blouse. And not up. She tugged it down, the thick meat of her big tits more evident, flesh covered with those freckles he now noticed on her hands, forearms, upper arms. He instantly wondered if she were freckled all over. He hoped to find out.
"I...I was?" he said as a question at first, a foggy memory overcoming him, a smile on his face, and adding, "Oh..right, I was...the pantry..."
"Yeah, the pantry, you were hugging and kissing me, and I gotta say, kid, you kiss really well, you got a pretty long tongue," she laughed. "And you kept cupping these babies, you were squeezing them pretty good, licking my neck and in here..."
She playfully hoisted her tits from beneath in her hands, bouncing the exposed flesh above, in essence giving him permission to stare, which he did, hard. Which was also what his dick was becoming. He felt it thicken in his pants and hunched over a bit now as he leaned on the kitchen counter.
"Did...how much...I mean..." he asked awkwardly, trying to remember.
"Did we fuck?" she said, shaking her head. "No, no we didn't. I wanted to, believe me, and you clearly did, but it didn't seem appropriate, not then, all those people...kids, my granddaughter in the house."
"So...so what happened?" he asked timidly, striving to remember, hoping for a hint.
"Nothing, really, we kept making out, you kept feeling my tits, my ass...oh, you loved my ass, you were squeezing the shit out of it," she said, adding with a chuckle, "Not literally, but you were really digging into it through my pants."
She turned, spanking her ass with one hand.
"Not bad, huh?"
"God, no," he heard himself say in a shocked whisper at the sight of the magnificent old rump. "It's a great ass, uh...Mrs...?"
"Albert, Mrs. Albert," she said, smacking her ass again, the sound echoing in the kitchen. "Tits and ass, my best assets, so I've been told!"
"And correctly," he groaned, as she turned back toward him. "So...so what...we didn't, but we were in the pantry..."
"We made out, you felt me up, you tried sucking my tits, you groped my ass, I could feel what seemed to be a pretty big dick pressing into me as we did, and then we left the pantry before anything happened," she said in a straightforward chronology. "Oh, and you said 'Anytime you want, baby, you come see me, we'll finish what we started'."
"Christ, I said that?" he said, wincing.