I am going on a first date, set up via a dating app. I don't know about you but I am a bit nervous having had some really weird experiences with first dates set up after a short chat on the app. The woman arrives on time, always a good sign, is as beautiful as she looked on the app, if not better and we chat and laugh all the way through dinner and I am sorry that the evening went so fast.
"That went far too fast for my liking, come up to my flat for some coffee."
Now that sounds like I might even score and on a first date too. What a bonus! So I drive her up to her apartment which has these absolutely fabulous view of Cape Town and Table Mountain. The spread of lights and the brooding mountain with a gibbous moon makes for an awe inspiring view. The apartment is expensively but tastefully furnished with a couch positioned so that we can sit and look out of the huge plate glass windows at the city below us.
She goes off and soon returns with espressos and we sit side by side, talking and drinking the coffee. Tentatively I put my hand on her stocking covered leg and she doesn't object, in fact she leans slightly towards me. A very good sign, I think to myself. The moment she puts her cup down I reckon it is time to make a pass and I slide my arm over her shoulders, pulling her closer. She turns towards me and I am just about to kiss her, when her phone goes off.
"Fuck" she says. "Bad timing, but keep that thought."
She picks up her phone, answers.
"What do you want? Do you have any idea what time it is?"
I can hear a man's voice murmuring in her ear.
"No. You can't. I told you, we are through. And you need to return my keys to me."
More murmuring. She sighs heavily.
"You don't listen do you?"
I get impatient and start sliding my hand up her leg, up under her dress. She doesn't stop me.
"Fuck. I get so tired of these tedious arguments!"
I get to where her thighs are pressed together. I run a finger upwards and she slowly opens her legs, letting my finger get closer to her pussy.
"We have been through this all before. You cheated. I found out."
My hand is now resting on her pussy and she opens her legs a bit further. I lift my hand up to her mouth, slide a finger into it and she sucks at it softly. Then pushes my finger out.
"You were cheating. I saw you. Balls deep in that slut."