I am an old guy (70) who takes an age to get a good boner. It has its benefits because I love snogging/kissing and fingering old ladies' hairy cunts and shit holes, which gets me hard but also stimulates their old bladders to dribble and they get so worked up they want a good fucking.
Susan
She was my type of sexy granny. Although she must be in her eighties, she had a lovely plump figure (I guessed a size 18) and seemed to like showing off her tits as she always wore low cut dresses or blouses. To my eye, she was an ideal candidate.
She lived four bungalows down from me and over the past couple of years, we acknowledged each other and I had done a few small jobs for her. Therefore, it came as a surprise when she phoned me quite late last night. "Oh Stan, I'm really sorry to trouble you but, this so embarrassing, but the zip on my girdle is stuck and won't budge and I just cannot get it off. I don't have anyone else I can ask and I know you will be discreet about this."
"Don't you worry Susan; I will be with you in just a minute."
"Oh thank goodness, I'll leave the front door open. I'll be in the bathroom."
Now, not having any sex signals from her ever, I assumed she was telling the truth. Nevertheless, seeing her semi naked was appealing. In the bathroom, she was sat on the toilet, legs akimbo, pants, girdle and bra in place. She did look inviting; her tits were too big for the bra and were spilling out.
"Thank goodness, Stan. I can't pull this damn girdle down without the zip open. What do you suggest?"
"First I'll get some pliers and see if that works. If not, I will have to cut you out, OK?"
"Yes, but hurry."
The pliers didn't work, the zip would not budge. So, the scissors it was. I got her to stand up and I knelt down and took off her granny pants, the wet gusset confirmed she was a leaker.
"Now Susan, don't be alarmed but the only space where I can start to safely cut is in between your legs. It would be great if you can part your legs a bit more. Noting her nice hairy fanny, and as close to her cunt as possible gently I eased the scissors under the girdle and it was off in seconds. As it fell away, her soft belly flopped down. She was one sexy old lady.