It was the first day of class and Chris was feeling very self conscious. The professor went around the room having everyone introduce themselves. At 39, Chris listened to student after student saying their name, and that they had just gotten out of high school. When it was his turn, Chris stood up, turned to the class and said, "Hi, I'm Chris, and I did not just get out of high school."
After that first introduction, it became a competition between the 'kids', which was most of the students in his classes, and 'the older generation' which was Chris. With his easy smile and sense of humor, he soon won over almost everyone.
It quickly became apparent, to the rest of the younger students, that Chris was serious about getting his degree. He learned quickly, studied hard, and was soon being asked for help on the homework. The girls were attracted to him because he treated them like they were more than a piece of ass.
He was sitting and eating, and had been staring at a girl in the cafeteria. Actually, he had been daydreaming and just happened to be staring at her. A very large guy sat down next to him, "Why are you staring at my girlfriend, old man?"
Chris snapped out of his daydream, and realized what he had been doing. He saw the girl and started laughing, "I'm sorry, I wasn't looking at her, just daydreaming. Besides, you don't have anything to worry about, if she and I had sex, I'd never live through it."
The guy laughed, "Well you might not have been looking at her, but she was looking at you. Almost every time I see you, there are all kinds of pretty girls hanging around you. How do you do it?"
"Well, it's because I'm safe. They can relax around me, because they know I'm not going to hit on them."
The next day Chris came up to Alexis, "Hey, can I borrow you?"
Alexis was an absolute fox. Her hair was a mass of black curls and it trailed down her back. It only served to make her gray eyes sparkle by contrast. She had hopes to be a television news anchor and was working very hard to make it with her brain and talent, not just her looks. "What are you talking about?"
He saw her expression and chuckled, "My ex is coming over at lunch to get her check from me, and I was wondering if you would...ah...kind of...ah... just be there and pretend to know me?"
Her smile was breathtaking, "I would love to."
When his ex showed up, she was with their daughter, and her current boyfriend. His ex had thought to rub his nose in it, but to her surprise, Alexis had showed up, and to Chris's surprise, Alexis had brought along her girlfriend Lacy. Lacy was a 20 year old, tall blue-eyed blonde of mixed Japanese/Caucasian heritage and was just as beautiful as Alexis, but had a touch of the exotic and both girls were hanging all over him.
A little girl waved to him from the back seat, "Hi, daddy, I love you."
His ex-wife was in the driver's seat, Chris leaned in from the passenger side to give her the check, "I love you too, baby." Her current boyfriend, who was in the passenger seat, reached for the check, and Chris pulled it away. "I need to give the check to her, not you."
The guy gave Chris a dirty look, "I can come out and just take it."
Chris looked at the girls hanging on him, "Would you two move over there for a minute, please," and he pointed. When they moved, he looked at his ex, "Is it impossible for you to get a boyfriend with a brain?"
The guy got pissed and reached for the check, "Give me that damn check."
Chris grabbed the guys arm, yanked it outside of the car and bent it back. The boyfriend started to groan with the pain; Chris put his finger to his own mouth and whispered, "Shh." He then calmly handed the check to his ex. Chris waved to his daughter, "I miss you baby."
His daughter smiled and waved back, "I miss you too daddy."
Chris nodded to his ex, "Roll down the window so I can give Shelly a kiss," the window stayed up. Chris added, "Please," and the window came down. He switched hands holding the boyfriend and Chris got his kiss from his daughter, a hug too.
He rose back up and whispered to the boyfriend, "You cuss around my daughter again, and I will beat you to death with your own arm," and he yanked the guys arm. "Have a nice day," and released the boyfriends arm. Everyone had heard what he had said, except the little girl.
Alexis and her girlfriend came over and the girls hung on him again, but kept an eye on the boyfriend in case he got out of the car. The little girl waved at her daddy, as they drove away. Chris smiled at Alexis and Lacy, "Thank you; I'm sorry you had to see that."
Alexis reached up to his face and her finger captured a tear. "I never knew my father; I'd like to think that he would have loved me as much as you love your daughter."
The episode with his ex was all over the college in a matter of hours. The next morning, Chris could feel their stares on his back on his way to class. He decided to act as if nothing had happened and that everything was completely normal. In his class there were five girls that always hung out together as a group and as Chris came into the cafeteria carrying a box they waved and asked him to come over and sit with them.
He sat down; wearing a huge smile, "I love to watch the guy's faces when I hang out with you all. They can't get over the fact that some old guy is with you, and they're not."
One of the girls, Ashley, responded, "That's because they're jealous. They think with what's between their legs instead of their brain, and assume you're having sex with all of us." Ashley was a nice looking girl, with short brown hair and hazel eyes. Her smile was her best feature because it lit up her whole face. "And don't call yourself old."
"Sex with all of you, yeah right," Chris started to laugh, "If I had sex with even one of you young ladies, I doubt I would survive it."
Ashley smiled, "We'd be gentle," leaned into him and gave him a kiss on the cheek.
Zoë was on the other side of him, "Look at him blush!" Zoë was a red haired, pale green eyed ball of energy. She was only 5'0", but she was a force of nature. She planted a kiss on his other cheek. All of the girls giggled at his embarrassment.
The two girls finally stopped, and Chris looked around, "I wonder what they're thinking now?" Everyone cracked up.
Alexis was curious, "What's in the box?"
"The answer to that is, Saturday night." He saw that the girls didn't understand, "Isn't there a dance this Saturday?"
Ashley answered, "Sure, it's a Father/Daughter dance, and we're all going, except Ali."
Chris was puzzled, "Ali?"
Alexis, shrugged, "It's a nickname."
Chris already knew the answer when he looked at her, but he asked anyway, "How come you aren't going?"
Alexis was so pretty that even a frown looked good on her, like it did now, "I would end up feeling like a fifth wheel."
Chris got up and moved to stand beside her, "I thought as much," and handed the box to her. All of the girls wanted to know what was in it, and were urging her to open it.