Boy, I wish I had fifty dollars!
That's how much that good looking divorcee in 3132 charges to have sex with her hand. For twenty-five more she'll give you a blow job and for a hundred bucks she'll let you fuck her. Lots of the old guys here in this condominium association use her. With over 1000 units of retirees, widows and widowers in the complex she has all the business she can handle. She is usually booked four to five days in advance.
Well, it doesn't matter, I don't have $50 anyway, but at least I can daydream.
The incessant ringing of the telephone brought me out of my reverie. It was just as well, because I was getting a hard on. "Hello."
"Hello, is this Ed, the fellow who does some maintenance work here on the property?"
"It sure it is, what can I do for you," maybe I could pick up that fifty bucks I need.
"This is Henrietta Ward, I've just moved into 4936, and I need some work done."
"What kind of work," the fifty bucks was definitely here, 4946 was one of the big penthouse apartments. If she could afford that apartment, she could afford to pay a little more.
"I've just moved into this apartment. I've owned it for a long time but I have had it rented. Now I need a lot of little things done like, I have a light switch it doesn't work, two faucets that are dripping, a sink that has a leak under it and a bedroom door that is sticking."
It looks like I could get my fifty here, in fact I might get enough for a fuck if I'm lucky. "I get twenty dollars an hour and could start this afternoon if that's all right with you."
"Oh, someone told me that you only charged fifteen dollars an hour but, okay, anytime you want, I am busy unpacking and need to get these things done right away." The voice was pleasant, and I thought maybe I should take care of myself and get rid of this erection before I went to do the work but, what the hell, I wanted the money right away.
I gathered all the tools I thought I would need, put them in the little cart and made my way across the complex to the 4900 building. There were 50 buildings in the complex and each building had eight apartments on the first three floors and most had eight on the fourth floor. The five buildings that overlooked the golf course and the five buildings that overlooked the Indian River had only six apartments on the fourth floor, but they were much larger penthouses. 4946 was definitely one of the large penthouses.
It was almost 2 p.m. when I took the elevator to the fourth floor and knocked on the door of the end apartment. The inner door was open and through the screen door I could see a jumble of boxes and packing crates. Furniture seem to be piled haphazardly everywhere. She opened the door and I was pleasantly surprised. She was very attractive, shapely and seemed to be, late 40s, perhaps 50ish, certainly much younger than the norm in this retirement community and maybe five or ten years younger than me.
"Hi, I'm Ed, I've come to look at your plumbing."
She gave me quizzical, sideways look, broke into a smile and said, "Do what you have to do. I am Henrietta, but everybody calls me Hank. There is a leak under the guest bathroom sink, the kitchen sink drips and the spigot in the master bathroom room sink drips. The toilet in there runs constantly and I can't close the door to the guest bedroom. Please take care of the master bathroom first, I need to bathe"
I zapped a new washer in the basin faucet and started on the commode. All it required was a new flapper valve which I had in my kit. The kitchen sink needed a new cartridge. Fortunately I had one of those too.
The bedroom door was a snap. The screws holding the hinge had worked out, letting the door sag and keeping it from closing. I was deep under the guest bathroom sink when she came in and said, "Is everything going OKAY? I am going to take a bath now."
"Fine, do you need someone to scrub your back?" Ha, I should be so lucky.
With a light laugh she said, "Not now, maybe next time."
I was working away, thinking about washing her back and what I was going to do with the seventy-five dollars I was going to charge her when my erection got so big I had to readjust its position. I moved it with my hand, moved it again and because it felt so good, moved it a few more times.