The time was 1995 and the place was a sleepy suburb of Albany, New York.
He was a bored man in his mid-40s whose wife had taken off with another guy, leaving him with a house he didn't want and a lot of time on his hands - until he started paying attention to the sights around him.
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Chapter One: Over the hedge.
"Empty again," I said aloud to myself, peeking through the hedge at my next door neighbor's house at the little in-ground pool which sat unused as always, despite it being at least ninety degrees out once again.
The Schultz family had the pool installed four years ago, and after the first summer, I had never seen anybody in it. Being a good neighbor, I would have noticed if they had used it too, because Kathy Schultz, Ben's wife, had a pair of tits on her that would have incredible for a woman at any age. Since she had to be close to 50, they were even more amazing to behold.
Unfortunately, they were never on display any more. Ben and Kathy were always bopping around the world, now that their kids had grown. The older boy was off on his own, and the younger girl was getting old enough to take care of herself, so away they went.
I was not so lucky. I had been married - almost 20 years - to a woman that I may not have loved all that much near the end - but had lived with and respected enough to remain faithful despite the occasional temptations that would come around. Despite her letting herself go and gaining about 10 pounds a year, until eventually she ended up looking like the female twin of the Michelin Man, I tried my best to be the faithful husband.
Mary had not been nearly as virtuous as I had been, as it turned out. Apparently, she had caught the eye of another man, and had spent the last year of our cohabitation sneaking him in the back door as soon as I went out the front door to work.
"You're just mad because he's black!" Mary screamed at me when I finally became aware that something was going on.
Someone had left a note on my windshield that indicated something was going on when I left for the day, but I had misinterpreted the note and thought it was the mailman who was screwing my wife, when in fact it was the garbage man.
"I didn't know who was fucking you, and I don't give a shit about the color," I assured her, and I really didn't. The hue of the dick was inconsequential to me. Just the infidelity was enough, and since the marriage was merely a habit by then, the heartbreak was minimal.
"He's got the goods to reach the right places too. You know what I'm sayin' George?" she spat at me when she left, after trying to get me to abandon the house so that she could move Trasheem in on my dime.
"That's nice," I said as I watched her pack the last of her stuff in the U-haul. "For the record, my 'goods' are the same as they were when you met me. It's yours that got harder to find. It's nice that you're getting the dialect down, though."
Know what I'm saying? No, I didn't, and I didn't want to. All I knew was that I had wasted 20 years of my life, and I wanted those years back, or least something to show for it. At least more than the memory of some beer-bellied garbage man humping my fat-ass wife while I was busting my tail at work.
The sound of footsteps next door woke me out of my trance, and when I glanced in the direction of the noise, I saw the Schultz girl putting a bag of garbage in the trash can. What was her name? I racked my memory - the girl was so nondescript that she wasn't the type to leave an impression, although I had seen her walking briskly to and from the school bus stop for years - head down and arms full of books clutched tightly to her chest.
Jill... Jane... Janice? Joyce!
"Hello Joyce," I called out over the hedge, and she seemed startled at the sound of my voice - or was it that maybe Joyce wasn't even her name?
"Oh, hello Mr. Girtler," Joyce said softly, smiling a tight-lipped smile.
"Nice day for a swim," I said while looking longingly at the pristine pool. "Going to be a hot one today."
"I guess," Joyce said, folding her arms across her chest. "Got a lot of studying to do."
"Summer school?" I asked, while looking her up and down.
Apparently she was covering her top up because she wasn't wearing a bra under her t-shirt, although it didn't look like she even needed one. Tall drink of water, the girl was. Probably 5'10" or so, and skinny as a rail. Long medium brown hair, a touch of acne on her face and a rather large nose. Not exactly a super model, but cute in her own strange way.
"Kinda," Joyce explained. "I'm taking an accelerated program at State before I start for real this fall."
"College already?" I asked, surprised that she was old enough for that. "I thought I was the only one getting old around here. Wasn't that long ago that you were flying around on your tricycle."
"Yeah, I guess," she said shyly, her cheeks flushing.
She was wearing shorts, and I couldn't help noticing that Joyce had really long and skinny legs. At that point I think my leering was getting obvious, and it was making her nervous. For that I felt guilty, but I was just so starved for conversation with the opposite sex, that I felt helpless.
"Folks away again?" I asked, trying to look at her eyes after inspecting her thoroughly.
"Yeah. Iceland," Joyce said with a shrug of her shoulders.
"Lucky them," I told her. "While the cats are away, aren't the mice supposed to play? You know, have a keg party and invite all your friends? I won't tell, as long as you invite me, that is."
"No, I'm not much for that sort of thing," Joyce admitted, as if she had to tell me what was obvious.
"Well, if you have a pool party, count me in," I told her before heading off to work.
"Okay," Joyce said, and she almost seemed sad about me leaving, although I suspect that was more the product of my imagination than anything else.
"Cute kid," I told myself as I pulled out of the driveway and headed for work. "And I'm talking to myself a lot these days too."
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Chapter Two: Splish-splash.
It was late that night when I heard it, in between cycles of the air conditioner. It was a barely audible splash, and it came from the Schultz's backyard.
Curiosity got the best of me, and so I went to the back window and looked out. Nothing resembling a party going on back there, although there was definitely somebody in the pool. I grabbed the almost empty bag out of the kitchen waste basket and went out to make the unnecessary garbage run.
The only light in the yard next door was coming from the kitchen, which made seeing difficult. A flick of the switch turned on the light in my backyard, which helped light things up a little over there, and I made a lot of noise as I headed toward my trash can - whistling and scuffing my feet. Joyce was getting out of the pool, looking toward me in a panic as she scrambled toward the towel on the chaise lounge by the pool.