We, Bob and Hazel had decided to have a date night to just get out of the house and have some fun. Try to break the monotony of everyday life. I had been busy all day running around and Hazel wasn't sure if I would have the energy for the night. At about 6:00 p.m. she went upstairs hoping to either talk me from wanting to go out tonight or else she would have to jump in the shower. When she entered the bedroom she saw that I was messing with the fan.
"What are you doing up there?"
"Trying to figure out why this thing is always squeaking. You mean you don't hear this thing every night when you are trying to fall asleep because it annoys me?"
Sheepishly "Are you sure that you still want to go out tonight? I mean you have been busy all day. We could just stay in. I mean I'm sure you are tired." Hazel was never one to say no to an outing but didn't want to ever seem like a bother.
"The only thing that I did today was the errands that you gave me and nothing was major. All that I have to do is change since I just got out of the shower like 15 minutes ago so just take your time honey."
Hazel couldn't remember giving Bob any errands but it was just a fleeting thought and followed up with " So what are we doing tonight? I need to figure out what I'm wearing."
"I don't know what we are doing tonight but we are getting out of this damn house." I had realized my tone and corrected myself and said in a much sweeter tone "As long as I'm with you and we are enjoying ourselves, it doesn't matter. As to clothes, I'm just going to put on a pair of jeans and a polo shirt. Nothing fancy."
Hazel made one last attempt at a protest and started squeezing her breast and licking her lips. I cut her off and pointed towards the shower.
During the shower, Hazel tried coming up with ideas of what they should do and couldn't come up with anything out of the ordinary and was hoping that Bob had something better in mind. After drying off, fixing her hair, and applying light makeup she walked out of the bathroom deep in thought as to what she would wear. About the time she cleared the door she realized that her clothes were already laid out on the bed. Bob had always been good at picking out outfits and looked like he had delivered again.
Hazel saw a note in familiar handwriting on the bed that read "Here is you outfit for the night, come down wearing it all and DON'T SAY A WORD about it or question the plans." This raised some curiosity but ever the dutiful wife, she would go with it.
From left to right was a pair jeans that were slightly tight on the thigh but showed her ass off amazingly. Next to it was a deep V-neck shirt. She hadn't seen it before but it looked nice so she figured it was a present from Bob. He prefers slightly more modest but something different is always nice. The fabric was like a thermal type material and slightly rough but figured that a couple of washings would soften it up. Next to this was one of her more lacy bras that just barely contained the lower part of her C-cups. She prefers one of her more padded ones but it wasn't her choice. The panties caught her attention, they were her pink thong backed crotch-less ones. She was trying to figure out what was going to happen tonight. Ever the thoughtful husband, there was a pair of dark socks between the panties and a nondescript bag with "Included in Outfit" written on it. In the bag was a small purple butt plug. She wondered why Bib had bought this new one, they already had a pair like this with the his and hers ones that were in the armoire. On second glance the base was slightly larger but that was the only difference she noted.
After unwrapping and cleaning the plug, she walked over to the armoire for some lube and what she saw when she opened the door took her breath away. Staring back at her at eye level was a smooth purple dildo in a harness. She actually blurted out "A strap-on, what the fuck?" And was about to go and ask Bob what was going on but then she saw "This too!!!!" on another note.
After retrieving the lube and the harness, she laid everything on the bed and tried to figure out the correct order. Once the order was determined the assembly started. While she was never one to finger her own ass because it seemed dirty, the pleasure that hit as her asshole dilated around the plug and then constricted was always worth it. Then went the panties and bra. Up next was figuring out the buckles on the strap-on worked. It would be easier if she had some help but the note forbade it.
Once she figured out how to tuck the penis into her jeans she and threw on her shirt because she had to see how she looked. The reflection was oddly arousing because while not obvious, the line from her cock was slightly visible if you knew what you were looking for. With this, she saw her comfy dark shows by the door. Bob hadn't forgotten a thing.
As Hazel started down the stairs I was heading up them. I stopped to drink it all in and remarked "You are as gorgeous as you had been our wedding day" and gave her a quick kiss. "I have to grab one more thing and we can get going."
When they hit the car Hazel had forgotten about the explicit instructions on the note and asked "Where are we going?"
I was planning for a slip up or two and remarked "Following the directions on this page for your navigation unit and putting in the address."
After the info was put in we got under way. To tease her I left the paper out on the center console knowing that she needed to know what the night had in store and this would keep her occupied for the car ride. Besides the instructions for the navigation, all that was on the list was 'Note 2' was written on the top 'Stop 1-Show' and 'Stop 2-Relaxation' both locations had an address and phone number but no business names. Upon further inspection, the handwriting was hers.
About an hour later we pulled into a strip club parking lot. Hazel said "What are we doing here? I'm not setting foot in that place."
Acting frustrated I said , "I don't what is up with you today. When I got up this morning there were a set of lists waiting for me on the butchers block in the kitchen." I pulled Note 1 from my pocket and gave it to her. Looking at it, it did look like her writing but she didn't remember doing this. The list had a description of the outfit she was wearing, the plug that was in her ass, the strap-on she was wearing, $100 in singles and fives, $200 in twenties, $400 in fifties, $700 in hundreds and a reference to Note 2 and a Note 3. On the bottom of the note had 'You must get all of these items completed exactly as described. Note 3 is for your eyes only and must not be spoken of to anyone. If you make any mistakes there will be hell to pay.' I followed up "I have done everything directed no matter how awkward. You know the looks I got getting that harness and plug? I mean I saw Mrs. Bretz when I walked out of the sex shop and that harness came in a box that didn't fit in a bag. I even called the phone number of what I'm guessing is this place that was on the Note 3 and asked for "Hazel's favor..."
Hazel incredulously said "I have no idea what you are talking about! I didn't create these lists. I have never ever been here before!"
"That is funny because when I asked about your table they asked if they needed to include the Amaretto & Coke as well. I mean what are you doing? How do you have the energy to come to this place that much that they know your drink? We are going inside and if no one recognizes you then we can go. I need to see if you are the prim and proper woman I married or the deviant that it looks like. Because if you are the deviant then I'm getting all of our bank records and contacting a lawyer on Monday."
Hazel was starting to question herself and everything going on but finally said "Fa-Fa-Fine, let's go in."
With this I inaudibly sighed a breath of relief. I wasn't sure how much more I could have pushed her but knew it was going to be a good night with this step.