When I was born I was christened Ethan Nelson but for some reason every adult I've ever known, including my parents, has always called me Ricky. And now I'm eighteen I seem to be stuck with it.
I'd just turned sixteen when I first started helping out at our local grocery store. It's full official name is The State of the Union Store but everyone just calls it the 'U'. Not 'THE U' like in Ohio, just the 'U'. It isn't a massive place but it's a lot bigger than just a local 7-Eleven and we had a very good and loyal customer base.
To start off I only got to work weekends but it wasn't long before they asked me to cover all the public holidays as well as spring and summer break. The day after I turned eighteen they asked me to come and work for them full time when I finished school and since I figured I wasn't bright enough to go to college I agreed. So I guess this will be my life from now on. Oh that's too bad I hear you say. But you know what? It's not.
I'll let you into a secret. I reckon I've got a perverted streak and in the last two years I've had the privilege of observing countless females who have wandered through our store in various stages of undress. It never ceases to amaze me what women will wear, or not, when they just 'pop down to the shop.' Some women really should be locked up for their own safety judging by the amount of tit, ass and leg they put on display for all to see. Not that you'll hear me complaining though.
But for all the numerous women I've ogled and lusted over there is one at the moment that I would like to take things further with. And that's Mrs Kowalski. Now I've heard it said by adults that we teenagers are just young, dumb and full of cum. It's a rather startling and rude observation but I guess it could be true. I've certainly fantasized and jerked myself off often enough thinking about girls and their body parts.
Now I do have a girlfriend. Candice Smith. Exotic first name, crap second. She's my age, dumb as a brick and yes we do have sex. Her boobs are a good handful but nowhere near as big as Mrs Kowalski's.
Mmmm, Mrs Kowalski. Now she truly is something else. I wish I could show you the photo I took of her in the store one day. I've jerked off to that photo so many times it's a wonder that my cock hasn't dropped off by now.
Mrs Kowalski. Just saying her name in my head makes me come over all squishy. I've had a thing about Mrs Kowalski and her tits for some time now. Yes I know she's older than my mother but I don't care. And the simple reason is this. She's got the biggest, nicest tits I've ever seen on a woman. Ever. Period!
They're just fucking stupendous. Large and weighty and shaped like torpedoes, they are two fantastic pieces of female flesh that seem to have developed a life of their own and can seemingly defy gravity as most times I see her she doesn't appear to be wearing a bra. Plus I've often seen her nipples pushing through the fabric of her shirt or blouse or sweater. And they're big as well. And she's not shy about showing off her substantial cleavage either. Most tops she wears are very revealing.
I usually see Mrs Kowalski when she comes in with her husband to do her weekly 'big' shop. He's a bit intimidating; shaved head, little goatee beard, tattoos on his arms, tough as nails, looks like he might have been a biker, maybe still is; so I have to be careful how I ogle her when he's around. Luckily for me, she comes in more than once a week. In fact it's usually every two or three days and these other times, she's on her own.
The funny thing is I'd known of the Kowalski family for some time, even before the recent gossip started. Mrs Kowalski has two married daughters, Connie and Tammy. Connie has sizable boobs but you could say she's fairly flat chested compared to her younger sister Tammy who as she's getting older is developing breasts nearly as big as her mom's, although her's are more rounder. I also know that Tammy is married to a loser called Joel and there is a rumor going around that she'd had an affair with their much older, recently deceased, next door neighbor, Vernon Turner.
Whether that was true or not, I could have cared less. I was much more interested in Mrs Kowalski tits.
Well, enough of the gossip, let me tell you my story.
The day started like any other. I was busy putting out stock, ogling up a lady with really nice legs when I saw Mrs Kowalski come in. This wasn't her 'big' shop day so she was on her own. I trailed around behind her, surreptitiously watching her as she wandered around the store putting odd bits of stuff into her shopping trolley. I lost sight of her for a time when I got collared by a customer wanting some help. Their needs satisfied I raced off to find Mrs Kowalski had finished her shopping and had made it to the checkouts.
"Hi Mrs Kowalski, how are you today?" I called over to her as I manoeuvred my way through a sea of shopping trolley's towards her. She was stood waiting her turn to put her groceries onto the conveyor belt.
"Oh hi Ricky," she replied with a smile, "I'm good thanks. You?"
"Better than fantastic Mrs K," I replied as I finally got past the trolleys and was able to gaze longingly into her deep cleavage. Her white top was remarkably low cut today.
She gave a little giggle, "That's good then Ricky."
I reluctantly dragged my eyes away from her boobs wishing I had a picture of them that I could jerk off to later. And then an idea flashed into my head.
"Do you mind if I take some pictures whilst you're waiting in line?" I asked as I pulled my cellphone out of my pocket. "It's just to aid our research into queuing times at the tills," I explained in response to her look of bewilderment.
I held up my phone and took a couple of shots of the till area before turning slightly so I could capture her in my next shots.
"You might as well smile Mrs K," I said as I proceeded to click happily away, "just think you're on Candid Camera!" I joked.
She gave me a wan smile in return but I couldn't have cared less. I was getting some superb snaps of her massive boobs and I swear I saw her nipples get bigger the more shots I took. Plus her cleavage truly was outstanding. You'd have needed a safety rope and crampons to safely negotiate your way around the amount of abundant tit flesh she had on display today.
I put away my cellphone. "Thanks Mrs K, that will help me enormously in my ... I mean in the store's ... research."
I added that last bit quickly when I saw the look on her face. I wasn't sure if she was convinced but I was saved from further embarrassment by a tannoy announcement requesting a spillage cleanup down by the dairy products. I scurried off to attend. Later that night I jerked off to the picture of Mrs Kowalski's boobs. Twice.
The next day she was back. I found her by the lighting section looking confused at our selection of light bulbs. I admit I was surprised to see her in the store two days running.
"Hi Mrs K, can I help you?" I said as I got to her. She was wearing another low cut top so I got to take another lingering look at her big tits and abundant cleavage.
"Oh hi Ricky, yes please if you wouldn't mind. Mr Kowalski has sent me in to get some new light bulbs but I can't seem to find anything similar to this one." She held up an old light bulb, which I took off her and inspected.
"Mmm, I'm afraid we don't carry this bulb anymore Mrs K," I said as I turned it over in my hand, "in fact I'm sure it's discontinued, although I would have to go check to make sure."
"No that's okay. Have you got anything similar that would do?" she asked hopefully.
"I'm sure we have," I replied with a smile, reaching down to pick up a light bulb off the shelf. "Here, this should do the trick. It has the same screw fitting and it's the same wattage."
"But it looks so different to the other one," Mrs Kowalski said.
I smiled. "That's because this one is an LED energy saving bulb. They last longer and don't use as much power. Better for the world's environment ... climate change and all that," I finished off smugly.
"So how many does your husband need?" I said as I started to put them into her shopping basket.
"Do you have fifty?" she asked hesitantly, "it's for the pergola lighting on our outside decking."
"Wow, I'm not sure," I answered truthfully as I finished clearing the shelf, "there's twelve here, so I'll need to go check what we've got in the stockroom." I scrambled up off my knees and scurried off to check. It didn't take me long, I was back in a couple of minutes.
"I'm sorry Mrs K, we've none in the back." I saw the look of disappointment on her face. "But the good news is, we've got a delivery later this afternoon and I've checked and more of these light bulbs are definitely on it."
I expected her to brighten up at the news but if anything she just looked even more downhearted.
"Oh dear, Mr Kowalski isn't going to be happy, he was wanting to get them changed this morning before he goes off to work," she said with a sigh. "I don't know what to do now," she added glumly.
"I know," I said brightly, "If it will help I can drop them off on my way home tonight. And what's more if you want me too, I'll fit them for you. How's that for customer service?"
"Really Ricky, you'd do that for me?" she said with a relieved look on her face.
"Of course Mrs K, anything for you, anytime." She looked at me strangely. Maybe I'd been a bit too suggestive with my tone of voice. "Well, you know our company motto - 100% Total Customer Satisfaction is our Goal." Yeah, I know it's crappy and cheesy but she seemed to buy it.
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It was late when I finished work. For some reason today we'd been really busy so I'd not had my usual breaks. I was starving and as I got into my truck I felt a little lightheaded. All I wanted to do now was go home but I had Mrs Kowalski's light bulbs to deliver and a promise is a promise.
She was at the front door as soon as I pulled into her driveway. I waved hello and picked up the box of bulbs from the front seat of my truck.
"I can't tell you how grateful I am Ricky," Mrs Kowalski said as she took me through her house and out onto the back porch. "Mr Kowalski was quite angry when I got home and told him you hadn't got all the bulbs. He quietened down when I told him you were bringing them round later and had offered to put them up for me. He seemed a lot happier when he left for work."
I exhaled softly. I'd hoped to just drop them off and come back tomorrow. I was so tired and hungry all I wanted to do was go home. But I'd promised and I couldn't let Mrs Kowalski down. Her husband was well known for losing his temper over the slightest little thing and I didn't want him to take it out on Mrs K if the bulbs weren't replaced by the time he returned tomorrow morning. Time to suck it up Ricky I said to myself.
"No problem Mrs K," I said as I put the box down on the decking. "Have you got some ladders?"