This is a follow-up to the very first story I submitted here, āCarnival.ā Yes, itās a story, with conversation in between the orgasms and everything. Stroke purists just need to be patient. Thereās plenty of good stuff and you will come to it. At least, I hope you do.
So here it was Saturday night, and I was sitting in a church I donāt go to, listening to music I donāt listen to, wishing I was anywhere else.
I really didnāt know why I let Sid talk me into these situations.
Iād mentioned to her that I needed to find a quiet place to hang out in over the weekend because they were doing structural work on the building my condo was in. I had a presentation to put together, and I did not need to do this to the sound of power drills, saws and nail guns.
āHey, weāre all going up to Koenigsburg this weekend,ā Sidonie said. āWhy donāt you follow us up there? You can stay in the guest room. Nobody will bother you. The kids will be running around outside in the fresh air or trying to help my dad in the nursery. Besides, Iāve hardly seen you since spring. Weāre all so busy we canāt seem to stay in touch even when weāre both in town. Maybe you can take time off from your big important project and we can go for a nice hike in the countryside or drive around and hunt for antiques.ā
āCan I plug in my laptop in that room?ā I asked.
āYeah, yeah, you can do that. Thereās even a phone connection and second line, if you need to get on line.ā
Well, Iād stayed up there before, although not since we were all on the computer all the time, so I said OK and packed up my things and followed themāthem being Sid and Gavin, their daughter-in-law Graciela and grandkid Corbin who were spending time with them because Branden was stationed in some bastion of misogyny in the Middle Eastāup to the farm.
However, the same random effects generator that had driven me out of my home seemed to be operating there, too. The guest room Sid had as good as promised me was being pre-empted by one of her cousins who had decided to separate from her husband the same weekend her parents were painting the interior of their house. Blood was thicker than water. Koenigsburgās best motel had a vacancy so I drove into town and checked in. Iād have had to be somewhere, and if Iād found lodgings in Houston it would have cost me more money.
More unexpected stuff followed. I met the mother of Connie, the cousin who had bumped me out of the guest room. That turned out to be Lisa Scarpetti, who, upon being introduced to me said, āIāve heard so
much
about you,ā and withdrew the hand I had shaken as if she was sorry she wasnāt wearing an apron she could wipe it on. āDid you tell her I met Drew? And how much detail did you go into?ā I demanded, when we went out onto the porch to enjoy the dusk for a few minutes before the bugs drove us back into the house.
āEsmĆ©, Iām sorry,ā Sidonie said. āI did not tell her a thing. It was Aunt Zandra I mentioned it to, and boy did that turn out to be a mistake.ā
Sidonieās aunt was pushing eighty. I would not like to say that her memory is failing her, because she is still very sharp; she still occasionally practices veterinary medicine, though she has turned her clinic over to her kids; she looks after her own finances, and she remembers all sorts of things. Just not an injunction to keep something a secret. She cannot keep a good story to herself, (which evidently runs in the family) even if youāve told her it must go no further. Itās gotten to where the family lives in fear what sheāll tell on whom next.
āI didnāt know how much sheād gotten like that,ā added Sidonie.
āWell didnāt you tell her I havenāt seen him since?ā
āItās a little more complicated than that,ā Sidonie began, but then Connie and her kids and Graciela and Corbin came out on the porch and she didnāt get to explain.
The next day, since the Texas Star Motel did not have an eatery attached to it, I got a couple of donuts and coffee from the Krispy Kreme store, and spent the morning working on my presentation. I got so much of it done that if I didnāt do a thing more with it, there was nothing I could not handle when I got home Sunday night.
After lunch Sidonieās dad press-ganged her into helping to move rosebushes in his nursery, and I helped her do that, and by the time we were done it was too late to follow up the ad about the pie safe weād seen in the newspaper because there was no telephone number, only an address outside of town that we didnāt want to go looking for in the dark. Then Connie and Graciela said theyād heard about a Christian rock concert at the Methodist church and they wanted to go and us to go along. Probably to help with kid wrangling.
I donāt listen to Christian rock. Every time I encounter it on the radio, usually while traveling and scanning for a signal, it spooks meāI hear bass and drums and guitar riffs, and keep expecting the music to be something Iām familiar with, and of course itās not; and then itās like finding oneself in a foreign country. Sidonie told me that if Iād listen to The Promise and radio stations like that some, then the music
would
be familiar to me, and I wouldnāt feel like that. No, thanks.
The concert had started, and since it was a small church, it was packed to the walls and SRO when we arrived. Once we got in we were all so occupied with trying to avoid stepping on peopleās feet and finding a place to be that it was several minutes before I even got around to looking up at the band.
āShit!ā And here I was in church. It just came out. I mouthed at Sidonie,
Whatās he doing here?
Sidonie shrugged. I read her lips.