Done Here Now Who: An Explanation of 'Fallopian Falls'
After Cornelia left my condominium, I was about to get ready for this beach party in a few hours. I really didn't have anyone in particular to go with. Yes, there was Cornelia, of course, and probably Joannie who lived on the other side, but additionally there was Jan Henderson, my realtor. She initially invited or informed me of this upcoming party.
Now, did I care to go to this or should I set my sites on something a little closer to my age range? For that matter, maybe the women who all seemed striking enough to me were approximately 50 years of age or a little older. I suppose my tatstes could adapt well enough, I thought.
So, how do I decide, how do I convince myself, which was the best choice. Well, that answer came easily enough when I received a phone call from Joannie almost immediately after I questioned myself!
"Conk, hi dear, this is Joannie. Did you have plans this evening? Before you do say yes or no, I am extending an open invitation to go with my sister and me. We can come and pick you up at 6pm or so, if you'd like. Oh, by the way, do you have everything you need there at your place? I was going to head over to the market and I'd pick you up anything you'd like dear, if you required any household items."
Okay, so she called me dear. Now that stuck in my head. Do I blow off the way she worded the question or was it her way of flirting? Did she want to become more personally acquainted? On the other hand, I hear it that enough at service stations and carryouts back home all the time, so I decided to brush it off.
"Joannie, that's nice of you to call and offer. Yeah, I'd love to go with someone to the beach party. Also, I 'm not sure I have everything here I'm going to need. Would you want to come over and maybe double check if there is something I'm overlooking?"
I decided I'd play this out and determine if I wanted to be on the hunt. I'd decided I'd see how this might play out. I hoped it would work in my favor. I sure was impressed by what I saw when she was out sunning on her balcony earlier. I guess I would find out, soon enough. Joannie was at my place in a heartbeat. I wasn't even properly dressed yet. I thought it would be a few minutes.
Quickly putting on a pair of shorts but nothing else, I answered the door. She was there so quickly, I even forgot to zip up. She wore a nice, lightweight button down cotton top, which was unbuttoned sufficiently enough; my eyes could focus where they needed to be alerted to, which was her ample looking cleavage.
"Hi Joannie, wow, you sure look nice, as well as... fashionable! That's a pleasant looking top you're wearing with its hint of summer colors in it."
"Why thank you Conk, it's nice of you to notice a woman's outfit. It sure isn't easy trying to look nice and stay in shape once a woman starts getting a little maturity to herself.
"No, Joannie, I have to agree with you there. Even though I'm a man, I still can understand that even, however you do a very, very fine job of looking unbelievably good, to say the least. I'd probably make an additional compliment or two if I knew you a little better!" I smiled and peered right into her eyes to see if I was out of line.
"Conk, any compliment in any way that's intended for me, please feel free to offer if you want. I'm always game for a compliment." Smiling gracefully, she hinted with specific gestures, which showed she would have loved to hear innuendos that hinted at sexual compliments, from what I could determine. Her gestures were more then friendly.
I believed she'd like a more personal relationship, as she moved a few steps closer. I needed a shower though.
"Joannie, I don't need to be rude and a bad host but I need a shower right now. Would you mind waiting a few minutes, make yourself comfy, even look around and see what I might be missing, and when I get out, let me know what you think?"
She said yes as to checking out what I had or didn't have in the place. It appeared she wanted to check out my bedroom first.
Then she discovered my shorts I wore, as she looked down at them asking, "Are you trying to impress me Conk honey?" She directed her line of sight at my unzipped shorts. I laughed and apologized, turned, and walked to the bathroom. She and I laughed together as I entered the bathroom.
She probably checked out my closets, and apparel as well, as I partially closed the door to the bathroom and stepped in the shower. She shouted out to me, asking questions and I'd shout back answers.
I thought there was a towel in the bathroom. I didn't want to put either of us in a predicament at that time. I asked if she could retrieve one for me. She got one, walked into the bathroom, stepped towards the shower, peered inwards, and slid it through the crack of the door; I wrapped it around myself and walked out, still wet. She had a chance to view what my bare ass looked like.
Sitting down on the bed, we engaged in some more conversation. She never did get to the store.
"What do you like to do when you aren't tanning on the balcony Joannie?" "I will go shopping, sun on the beaches, play cards, and sometimes I'll even get online and chat to friends from my old hometown; there are road trips also and other miscellaneous events. It varies all the time."
"It can become mundane, as does anything. That's why having a visitor in town, such as you, is quite pleasant for many of us. It really is a nice change."
"Well thanks that's nice to know. Can I offer you something to drink? I know there are some refreshments around here."
"That's not necessary, go ahead and get dressed. I'll step in the other room so that you are proper."
"Joannie, I'm looking forward to this evening at the beach. You all are so friendly and accommodating. I'd love it if you wanted to stay around right now, but weren't you going to go to the market?"
"Well, I can always go to the market later, she said. Let me call my sister first. Did you have anything in mind?"
"Maybe I'm being a little forward, but I am on vacation and I did want to enjoy myself as much as possible. I sure wouldn't mind taking some time visiting the area, but for now... well I would love to relax. What about you, is there something you'd enjoy doing?"
"Well as far as what? Sure, you can be as forward as you please. I'm not in any hurry to go anywhere for a couple of hours. What's on your mind?"
I paused as I gazed at her. I didn't just peek at her eyes, but her hole toned body. She caught on quickly and appreciated the looks I gave her striking figure. "I think you are quite an attractive woman, I said. In fact, you are very becoming. I wouldn't mind spending time talking, hanging out, and getting to know you a lot more! Tell me yourself, where you are from, and about this area. How it came to fruition? How it got its name. How did you come to reside here?"
"May I offer a suggestion, said Joannie, for now, with only a couple of hours remaining until our party kicks off, why don't we stay here and relax; actually, since there's possibly more at my place, let's go over there. You and I can get a snack and relax."
As I made my way over, the door was already opened as I was about to knock. She anticipated my arrival. Meanwhile, she put on a touch of perfume. It was a pleasant scent and not overbearing as some can be.