I got a call from Adrianna about a week after our night of fun. She was mysterious, just saying that we should really talk. We agreed to meet at an out-of-the-way cafΓ© the next afternoon. I had no idea what was going on but I really liked her and at the very least, we could visit as friends.
Adrianna walked in about 20 minutes late, apologizing and explaining she'd been held up with a new dance client, 'someone big' she said. Of course, I understood and told her so. "I'm just happy you made it," I said.
We got our coffees and a scone to share and sat down side by side, legs almost touching. I could feel an electricity but decided not to mention it or nudge closer. "So what's up, Adrianna?"
She took a long moment to think about what she was going to say, but then said "I thought we should have a serious talk after our near-disaster the other night."
"I think that's a good idea, but what are you thinking?" I asked.
"It's like this," she replied, "I really like you and all that..." she trailed off. I got the feeling I was getting dumped from a relationship that I wasn't even really in, and it felt pretty bad.
She continued, "I really like your dad so it feels a bit complicated."
No kidding. We were both sleeping with the same woman and to be honest, I had forgotten about feeling guilty after the night in her apartment. Maybe I should be standing back a bit and considering this as a fun-but-done connection that would become a very, very fond memory.
"What I mean to say is that as much as I like your dad, I find him a bit boring in certain ways."
"Go on." I was becoming intrigued.
"I don't really know how to say this... hmmm... your dad's great but he's, you know, not that exciting in bed."
This was interesting enough, but I wanted more. "What do you mean? I thought you had sex all the time according to him."
"Oh, we have sex a lot, but let's just say the lights are mostly out when we do it but he is seriously lacking in imagination. Wild sex is eating me out before fucking me. He does get it up easily enough but that's not enough for me."
"It sounds like you are not exactly happy with my dad," I offered.
"I don't mean to make it sound like that. Barry treats me just great. I get anything I want; he's always there if I need to see him; and a gentleman at all times. We even have sex often. It's just that..." she petered off again.
"The sex?"
"Exactly. He is perfectly adequate in bed but that's not my style. I need a man who's adventuresome, built, if you get my drift, and as creative as I am."
I said nothing, waiting for her to complete the thought.
"I wish I could get him to do more to make me happy in bed, but he's not receptive to my ideas or finds ways to ignore them."
I was becoming confused. My dad had a long history of affairs, some of which he'd told me about, and many he had not. My sense was that he'd been cheating on my mom since I was born. That wasn't the picture you get of a successful philanderer. I as much as said that to Adrianna; she had an answer.
"Barry and I have talked about his affairs. I asked him early on since I knew he'd screwed around before and I wanted to keep him from straying with me. Your dad explained that he might have bedded a lot of mistresses, but most of them seemed interested in his wallet more than himself. Eventually, they would tire and dump him, he told me."
"Did he say anything else?"
"No, but I got the sense that it was in the bedroom that they were least interested in him."
That made a total sense to me, but now what?
"So what are you going to do?" I asked.
"That's what I wanted to talk about. I don't want to play around on your dad, but at the same time, I already like what you've done for me."
"Okay. Sounds like you have something in mind." I was quite ready to hear her say she'd keep me on the side and was all set to agree. Instead, she had another idea completely.
"I was thinking that if you were to date my mom like I am dating your dad, it might work out."
I couldn't follow her logic, but she wasn't finished.
"Then, then your dad could find out and I'm sure he'd be fine with you dating my mom."
"Go on." There had to be more to it, although I was starting to like the strategy of me doing her hot mom.
"We could maybe double date, you and my mom and me and your dad."
I didn't have a problem with getting friendly with her mom, but neither did I want to give up Adrianna's amazing body. It's not like I wanted a deeper relationship, but I did want access. Would I be happy with her mom?
"That might be okay, but how do we convince your mom to go along?"
"That's the best part: it was her idea! I was telling her about my 'problem' having both you and your dad and how I couldn't figure out how to get it all without upsetting you or your dad."