(A continuation of my experiences with a former boss, as requested by Bill, Jeremy and Jackie).
It was one of those whirlwind days, the kind of day where the phone doesn't stop ringing, my boss won't stop nitpicking and my co-workers disappear and leave me to be wonder woman.
Just a normal day.
Jack O'Connor was a barrel-chested Irishman who had a hearty appetite and room-filling laugh. Sometimes he combined the two --- a disgusting sight. Still, he was a pretty good boss. He was strict when it came to work hours, answering the telephone by the third ring and taking no more than 60 minutes for lunch.
Still on this day Mr. O'Connor got up on the wrong side of the bed and was nagging more than normal about this or that. I think his boss was ragging him and he merely was passing on some of that dissatisfaction about this or that to lowly me. Oh well, the life of an administrative assistant isn't supposed to be easy!
In any event, it was a pleasant surprise when the telephone rang and it wasn't Mr. O'Connor, his boss, or an irate customer on the line. Rather, it was K. Linford Little, my former boss and current lover. As bosses go, these two were complete opposites. Mr. O’Connor was a bit of a nudge, while Mr. Little was laid back, flirtatious and handsome.
I mentioned in prior stories, Mr. Little and I had a hot and heavy affair while I worked for him. I was young and impressionable, he was older, more mature, and handsome. Like many of my previous boyfriends, he had an insatiable appetite for sex, but he just didn't do it, he savored the act.
At the time I fantasized about him leaving his wife for me, that we'd get married and live happy after. The curse of an office romance with a married guy sunk in after a while, and my eyes were opened. Slowly, but opened. It took a while but I finally realized the man was using me for his personal sex toy and nothing more.
Promises of marriage and suburbia and rug rats and such with him turned out to be feint hope and not reality. After coming to that realization I cried a lot, cursed, thought of wrecking his home with the revelation of our affair to his unsuspecting wife but ultimately thought better of it. Instead, I not only discontinued by relationship with the man but also left my job too.
I went on with my life, I was strong and attempted to put the past in the past. Many of my friends had no idea of what I was going through, because, after all, how do you tell those who would only point fingers and cut me off for my attempt at home-wrecking the truth. I made up some story about this or that, and soon they just figured I needed to get laid. What followed was an endless procession of guys. "You will love him," "He's perfect for you," or "It's not a date, just dinner with friends." Right.
Months went by and I did eventually find a nice guy who loved me, adored me actually, and ultimately we moved in together. It was a good coupling, we had many similar interests and loved being with each other.
Still, I realized early on something was missing. Maybe the fire, maybe the excitement, who knows? In any event, maybe it wasn't the hope of marriage that had sparked my affair with Mr. Little, but maybe just the naughtiness of it all? I really found myself missing the man who had done nothing but take advantage of my love for him.
So I, on my own free will, rekindled the relationship with Mr. Little while having the full understanding of what it was all about --- sex. Yes, I admit it, I missed the thunder and lightening and danger. I missed the clandestine meetings, the quick and dirty rendezvous. The dark corners of shopping mall lots, the front seat of a car in a parking garage, the trips to make out lanes where we were probably the oldest couple parking.
I missed being bad.
And although I kept my secure relationship with my nice, normal, Financial Analyst boyfriend, I rekindled my clandestine relationship with Mr. Little. Somehow, I managed to keep the double life away from prying eyes.
“Constance?" came the sound of my former boss as I answered the telephone, snapping me away from my daydream and back to reality.
"Oh hi Mr. Little, how are you today?” After all this time, after all of what we had done together, I still addressed him by his last name just as I had when he was my boss.
"A lot better now! I was hoping to catch you before you slipped out of there to go to lunch."
"You did, I'm still slaving away," I said with a laugh. "You were a much nicer boss than Mr. O’Connor! I was able to goof off and take advantage of you! Now, what are you up to today?"
"Not much, but I'm in the area and wondered if you wanted to get together for a little bit, I’ll buy lunch."
I knew my former boss, and lunch was the least of his desires. He wanted to get together for a little hide the salami and he knew precisely where he wanted to do his magician act...in and out of my hot, willing mouth. Yes, the man was seriously and constantly desirous of my oral talents.
"Lunch, or something else?" I jokingly asked.
"Okay, you caught me, honey," said my former boss. "I want you."
It had been a couple weeks since we had managed to get together, so the act of meeting at lunchtime was definitely appealing to me. Smiling, I leaned back in my chair and seductively whispered: "I'm hungry for something, not lunch though."
At first I thought he was groaning, but think it was merely some sound of excitement sliding out of his vocal chords.
"I'll met you at the mall at the usual place at 12:15."
I glanced at my watch. "I can work that out. See you then."
Taking care of phone coverage and the like, I slipped into the ladies room to make myself pleasingly adorable for Mr. Little. Pantyhose off, black sheer thigh high stockings on, I added some like makeup and brushed my teeth. My knee-length black skirt accentuated my shapely legs, and the plain white blouse gave an almost schoolgirl-like look to my 28-year-old body.
Minutes later I sped over to the mall and drove to the back parking lot, a four level building which had a slot in the back of the lowest floor where hardly no cars went past. It had a wall to the left and Mr. Little would park there, and I would pull in beside him. It wasn't a hotel room, it wasn't private, but it did offer some privacy from prying eyes and we could generally hear approaching automobiles.
I slipped my red Civic Coupe into the spot next to my former boss's vehicle and transferred to his Element, laughing that I was hitchhiking and needed a ride. He was happy to pick me up!
I leaned over and kissed him while his arm draped my shoulder. We locked lips for several minutes before coming up for air. "Now that's the way I like to be greeted," laughed Mr. Little. "How have you been honey?”
"Great now," I said with a smile, admiring his handsome face. "It's good to see you."
We made small talk for several minutes, catching up on this and that. All the while he was stroking my stocking encased thigh, spending most of his time at the juncture of lacey top and flesh. His touch felt wonderful, and I was tickled that he'd sneak a glance down when he thought I wasn't looking. As if I didn't know what he was doing!
Then it was back to kissing. The man can kiss. It's a special talent of his. Lots of guys, especially once they get to "know" you, skimp on the kissing and foreplay and muscle right into the "action". But not Mr. Little. He not only was a good kisser, but he enjoyed kissing me. I loved him for it, and it made me want to satisfy him for being so nice and loving to me.
On this day, though, our lip-lock was quickly ended when Mr. Little broke our embrace and muttered "Oh shit!"
At first I didn't know what was up --- other than the tent in his trousers --- but then I heard the words behind me.
"Sir, don't do that here!" came the forceful deep male voice. I turned, and looked straight into the eyes of a mall rent-a-cop. "How about moving along…now!” The man turned, and spoke something into his walkie-talkie as Mr. Little and I trembled.
Had someone caught our act and complained? Hardly possible, because we hadn't been there that long. Or maybe we were complained about in a prior visit and made some kind of mall watch list. Three weeks ago there was the middle aged woman, tugging two kids along, who Mr. Little somehow didn't see approaching her car (he was, you see, supposed to be lookout while I was busy between his legs). She apparently spied what was happening while putting one of the little ones in his car seat, and let out a shriek. Maybe she had tattle-tailed on us? Probably was jealous.
Whatever, Mr. Little started his wagon and we backed out of our "spot" leaving my car behind. "I'll drop you off later," said my former boss, glancing at the rent-a-cop who stood 20 yards or so away, watching our progress. "That way he won't know it was your car parked there." Sounded like a plan, a lame one, but a plan.
He drove up the ramp and out of the garage, muttering about that being a close call. Close call? Yup, but it would have been worse in a couple minutes when I most likely would have be humming sweet mouth music on my favorite flute. But still a little too close for comfort.
I suspect getting caught in the act is a little bit of what we love about doing it in the car or outdoors. On one hand, we really don't want to get caught, or peeped on, but by the same token each of us loves the idea that it might happen. It sort of adds fantasy to an already fantasy filled relationship.
We drove around the mall circle and Mr. Little asked if I wanted something to eat. I think he meant at the food court, but I had other ideas. "Honey, I do...I want some of you."