The following actually took place about 24 years ago.
"Damn, she's pissed," Bill, my father-in-law said as he hung up the phone.
It was 1980 and the two of us were working for the same company as engineers on an offshore oil platform in the North Sea. We were scheduled to leave in the morning for home. However, the fellow who was to replace him as chief engineer had been detained at home with some problem and the company had informed him it would be 14 days before another replacement could be on-site.
It seems my mother-in-law was throwing a fit back in Southwest Louisiana because he wasn't coming home on schedule. I really don't know why she was pissed, usually after he was home about a week she was ready for him to leave again. They had been married about 30 years and for 25 of those years he worked offshore in the Gulf of Mexico. He began working overseas about a year ago and I hired on about the same time primarily because of the money and tax advantages.
The real story was my mother-in-law was a bitch. I mean that in the most literal terms. Over the 10 years I had been married to their daughter he had caught her running around on him 3 times that I was aware of. My wife said it had been going on for as long as she could remember. But, I can tell you he was definitely in love with the woman and it didn't seem to bother him. She also had a drinking and prescription drug problem, not to mention that she was just mean as hell to my father-in-law.
"Will you do me a favor?" Bills voice broke the silence which followed after he hung up the phone.
"Sure."
He unlocked the side drawer on his desk and produced a small gift-wrapped box I had seen him buy in London on the trip over.
"On your way home from the airport will you stop off and give this to Nancy?" Maybe it will put her in a better mood. I promised to do it and it wasn't that big a deal because even though their house was out in the country, I had to go within a mile of it on my way home which was about 40 miles north of Lafayette.
The next morning I left the platform and started the long trip home. The worst part of working in the North Sea was the travel. But, the return trip was a hell of a lot better than the trip out. All the way home I thought of my wife and kids, but mostly my wife. I was scheduled to arrive at the airport in Lafayette at 10pm and with any luck at all I'd be home by midnight. I had parked my truck in my brother's shop in Lafayette, so he was waiting on me when I arrived. We hustled the luggage into his car and within 20 minutes I was on my way out of town.
Bill and Nancy lived on five acres in the country. They didn't have neighbors on the sides of their house, but there was one across the road. When I pulled up to the house there was a car I didn't recognize parked behind Nancy's so I couldn't park in the driveway. I parked on the opposite side of the street in front of the neighbor's house. I walked over to Bill and Nancy's house and rang the doorbell but no one answered. The lights were on in the house but turned off under the carport. I was sure she was home, but I was certainly not going to enter the house. There was no telling who was in there with her or what they were doing. I sure didn't want to catch her doing something she shouldn't be doing. As I started back to my truck, I heard Nancy laughing in the back yard. I thought I better see if she was outside before leaving so I didn't have to drive back over here tomorrow.
The carport was built on to the house and there was a storage room at the back of the carport. The entrance to the back yard was through an open breezeway between the house and storage room. Tall bushes grew behind the house and the storage room with the only gap in these bushes at the breezeway entrance. There was a concrete patio off the back of the house with an aluminum awning over it. As I approached the opening to the backyard I could see the lights were not turned on under the patio. When I entered the backyard I froze in my tracks. The lights were off under the patio but the light from the dining room through the sliding glass door was illuminating the patio. Nancy was laying on the cushioned double chaise lounge and some guy was kissing her passionately.
I quickly and quietly took a step back so they couldn't see me and hesitated a moment to make sure they hadn't heard me. I slowly started to retreat and got in my truck. My first inclination was to get out of there without being seen or heard. But, before I started the engine I realized I was somehow turned on by what I'd seen and wanted to see more. After all it had been 96 days since I had sex. I looked over at the neighbor's house. It was dark and both cars were under the carport indicating they were in bed.
Returning to the breezeway I stayed well back behind the bushes so I couldn't be seen. I stood not 30 feet from them and could see Nancy and her friend through the leaves of the bush very clearly from my vantage point. They were still kissing and the guy had his hand between her legs and probably inside the leg opening of her shorts. She had her arms locked around his neck and it was pretty clear they were both enjoying the foreplay.
Nancy broke off the kiss and said something in a very slurred voice. She sat up on the side of the chaise facing me and quickly removed her blouse and bra. Her heavy breasts sort of fell out of the bra and sagged downward. She unbuttoned her shorts and rose up on the chaise to get them down past her butt and off her legs. As she did so she was very unsteady swaying side to side as she kicked the shorts and the white panties that came off with them to one side. It was obvious she was drunk, stoned or most likely a combination of both. She slowly lay down on the chaise and opened her legs. Her friend sat on the other side of the chaise with his back to me and removed his shoes and socks then stood and removed his shirt. When he stood up he turned facing me and looked down at Nancy as he removed his pants. He was a tall skinny guy who was probably 30 pounds lighter than Nancy. She said something in her slurred voice that I couldn't understand, but he didn't respond. He simply removed his tented underwear and joined Nancy on the chaise. At that point four things were obvious to me; he wasn't nearly as drunk as she was, I had never seen him before, my mother-in-law was about to get fucked and I was going to watch.
The guy felt Nancy's left breast for a moment then sucked the nipple for a moment as his hand moved to her right breast. Without hesitation he moved on top of her and between her legs as his hand disappeared between them to guide him to his mark. Nancy remained motionless in the missionary position for about a minute or two as he pumped in and out of her. She slowly began to bend her knees and raise her legs to allow him greater and deeper access. Her butt moved upward and off the chaise to meet his increasing hard thrusts and she wrapped her arms around his back and pulled him to her. I could hear Nancy moaning softly and she was saying something but I couldn't make it out. Her friend was obviously about to cum because his thrusts became harder and faster and in a few moments he stopped moving and obviously ejaculated as her upward thrusts became more forceful and faster. In a moment Nancy relaxed and both of them became very still in the afterglow of what was really just quickie sex since no more than three minutes had elapsed since he joined her on the chaise.
I started to leave, but for the first time realized I had a tremendous hard on. I wanted to stay for a few minutes to see if they went at it again. In a minute or two Nancy was pushing the guy off of her and she sat up on the side of the chaise, placed her face in her hands and sat there for a moment. She then asked in a slurred but understandable voice if he wanted another drink. He replied that he didn't. Nancy picked up her clothes off the concrete floor, slid her butt closer to the edge of the chaise cushion and used her blouse to wipe herself between the legs. She got up and stumbled into the house. Her friend lay on the chaise for a couple of minutes and began to get dressed.
Nancy returned in about 10 minutes wearing a blue robe that was untied and open covering nothing but her shoulders and back. In one hand she was carrying a wet washcloth that she offered to her friend and in the other she had a fresh tumbler full of whatever she was drinking. When he refused the washcloth she tossed it on the chaise cushion. I guess she cleaned up while she was inside the house.
"Where the fuck you think you going?" Her voice was slurred.
I could not hear what he replied, but I didn't seem to please Nancy. She lay back down on the chaise lounge without tying the robe, propped up on one elbow and continued to tell him off.