Here's Where the Story Ends
One Friday night, some weeks later--that is, after, as Callie described it, "we quote-unquote went all the way," using an especially juvenile hand signal [in case I didn't understand that she meant we'd had intercourse]--I held a samurai film "mini-festival" in the apartment. In reality, this meant watching rented VHS tapes of Kurosawa movies, with beer and snacks, on the couch in the living room.
Alone, as it turned out.
My date--a woman with whom I'd had a brief [and, I was told, "friggin' loud an' nasty"] fling some months ago--canceled at the last minute, saying she "just wasn't feeling it."
Callie had likewise declined my invitation, though in her own uniquely colorful manner, saying,
"
Whaaaaat,
watch a buncha dudes killin' other dudes with swords? For eight hours straight? In black-and-white? Nuh-uh, thanks. Ah'm goin' down the corner and maybe get a li'l drunk. Ah
suggest
ya come meet me when y'all get
bored
."
I was determined to prove her wrong. However, almost needless to say, I fell asleep half an hour into the first movie. I was awakened early the next morning (it couldn't have been later than 6:30) by a voice declaring, enthusiastically,
"
Ah
got a treat for
you
!"
Standing in front of me, in a gloriously naked contrapposto, was Calliope, illuminated from behind by the sun streaming through the wide, curtain-less window. I had a brief, transcendant vision of a glowing, foul-mouthed little Venus, rising from the ocean. (Except that
this
Venus was holding two chipped, unmatched mugs instead of conch shells.)
I told her so. She liked it.
<< Even the distance of time, and all I've gained and lost in life, cannot separate me from this momentary impression--my very own Proustian madeleine--that essence of Creole coffee, swirled with molasses and cream, wafting through the room. >>
Still beaming, albeit accompanied by an exaggerated, exuberant eye roll, she said, "Ah meant the
coffee
, maaan. Really!" Batting her eyelashes as she handed me a mug, Callie asked, positively coquettishly, "Well, are y'all gonna make some room on that couch, sir? Seeing as Ah
AM
a
goddess
..."
I slid to my left and nodded, smiling at her. She joined me on the couch, then, suddenly sounding a bit serious, announced,
"Good, 'cuz Venus needs to have a li'l talk with you."
"Uh, OK...?"
"You know we only got two choices now," she continued, putting down her mug, sounding quite serious, indeed, "don't you?"
"Which are?"
"This,"
she punctuated the word--barely able to keep a straight face--with her preferred, ridiculously crude, gesture [completely lightening the mood], "never happens again, or--"
"Or--?"
"Or we get married, have 'xactly two-point-four kids, immediately move to the 'burbs, an' get a station wagon." Giggling a little as she said this, all in one breath, she closed with, "An' a dog."
Spinning around, she laid her head on my lap. and repeated, "An' a dog."
But I heard something else, undefined [
was it a plea?
], in her voice. Looking down, for a moment searching her big, dark eyes, I asked,
"Do you need an answer right now?"
"Better be sooner than later," adding, in barely more than a whisper,
"Hon..."
"Well," [I took a deep breath] "considering that what I want, more than anything in the world right now, is to kiss your sweet little pussy 'til you come all over my face, it's probably, maybe, the latter."
And as I heard myself saying this, I stood up (a serious erection already in the works, in the mere presence of this little goddess), and lifted her, laughing, straight up off the couch. As I took Calliope into my arms, she wrapped her legs around my waist, and kissed me deeply.
Letting her body slide down my front to grind against the burgeoning hard-on in my pajamas, she emitted a sweet, guttural, sigh. I lifted her back up, whisked her into my tiny bedroom, and deposited her on the bed, with her legs resting on my shoulders, so I could have free run in her garden of pleasure.
Calliope was already suprisingly, delightfully, wet. I lingered, inhaling her warm, lurid perfume--a moment too long, apparently, because she barked, "What the hell you
waitin'
for?"
As my fingers and tongue went to work, I began to narrate--in terms that ranged from sweetly poetic to downright filthy--
exactly