It was evident to Cynthia that Ann had invited her to Thomas Randolph's funeral to rub it in how well off Tom had left her, to put Cynthia on notice that she was going to fight Cynthia's behest from Tom's will, and to compare how the two former intimate friends had held up over the years. Cynthia went to the funeral to assure herself that her first husband was actually dead. The snotty FFVâFirst Families of VirginiaâRandolphs had made her life hell, even before the divorce. She sorely wanted to pay them back, to bring them down a couple of notches.
She was surprised by but didn't worry about a fight over the behest stemming from the twenty-year-old divorce settlement. At the time Tom had screwed her out of three valuable Marc Chagall lithographs in the divorce settlement, claiming he had brought them to the marriage when, in fact she had, and he jolly well knew that. He'd been toying with her by screwing her out of the artwork when it had been Tom who had screwed up by screwing Ann. She since had found the receipts for the lithographs and was waiting for a good time to rip them away from himâhopefully with maximum exposure for his smug family. He'd stolen a march on her by dying and leaving them to her in his will. That he'd left anything to her obviously stuck in Ann's craw and thus the impending fight that Cynthia was sure waving the receipts would scotch.
Cynthia was going to Richmond the day of the funeral anyway and already had reservations at the swank Jefferson Hotel, which she had immediately dropped on the funeral staffer who called her so that there was no awkwardness about whether she'd be invited to stay at Riverbend and with the possibility that the staffer would tell Ann that's where she was staying. The Randolphs had always been top-drawer snooty in Virginia, with one of Tom's namesakes down through three and a half centuries in Virginia being the plantation owner who had married Thomas Jefferson's oldest daughter. On top that, the linage of first-son Thomas Randolphs was tracedâthe Randolphs claimedâback through maternal lines to Pocahontas, the legendary Indian princess, the first war bride in the European conquest of what was to be the Virginia colony. Riverbend, an estate on the James River upriver from Richmond, had been in the Randolph family since before Thomas Jefferson was spending his childhood at the neighboring Tuckahoe plantation.
Both Tom and Ann, who had once been Cynthia's best friendâher very, very (Very) close friendâhad assumed Cynthia married him to wiggle into the FFV setâbut she'd done so, rather, because he was a handsome devil and had a big dick. She'd found that his whole family consisted of dicks.
She had found Tom was just as good in bed as Ann was, and that was saying something. The kicker was that Ann apparently felt the same way about Tom and was more taken with becoming a Randolph, and, when Ann had come up pregnant nearly twenty-one years earlier, Cynthia had lowered the boom. This had come as a surprise to both Tom and Ann, who didn't understand why they couldn't just go on as a threesome. Cynthia left Tom, the poor man looking confused, with a bundle and Ann hissed her off the Riverbend property, more concerned at the time at the loss of the bundle than of Cynthia.
And now Tom was dead and Cynthia, mainly because she had been coming up to Richmond from Lexington anyway to consult with some of the neurological surgeons she edited for at the Medical Center of the Virginia Commonwealth UniversityâVCU, had been invited to the funeral. That was curious, but she thought that, as long as she was in Richmond anyway, she might as well see Tom sink into the ground and, perhaps, just perhaps, make a little bit of mischief with the Randolphs.
Well, maybe a lot of mischief. Cynthia hadn't learned of her first husband's death from the newspaper obituaries. She heard it from Ann's lawyer who presented the news in the form of a request for Cynthia's lawyer's name so he could formally refuse to hand over the Chagalls Tom had left her and to dispute ownership of the property in Lexington Cynthia now occupied, a very nice Dutch colonial in an upscale university neighborhood. That would be a wild goose chase, as Cynthia had all of the documentation on having inherited that from her side of the marriage.
Ann was going to suffer a bit for that, Cynthia had decided. Cynthia's main obsession was with the Randolphs, but Ann had chosen to become one of them.
* * * *
"Ding dong, Thomas Randolph is dead. Long live Thomas Randolph. Here, I saw you come out on the terrace without a drink, so I brought one to you, you lovely lady. I must say you've aged a lot betterâa whole lot betterâthan Ann has."
Cynthia, who had been standing and watching the James River roll by at the foot of the back gardens descending down from the Riverbend mansion turned her slight scowl into a fake smile and turned to face the embodiment of why she had lost two decades of being the mistress of Riverbend. This had been her favorite spot for viewing the world of the Randolphs.
"Thank you, Tom," she said, taking the glass of whatever liquor the twenty-year-old son of Thomas and Ann Randolph, also, by family tradition, named Thomas Randolph, from the young man.
"You're a brave one for coming by the house afterward," he said, giving her a smile that almost broke her heart as much as it reminded her of her husband when he was youngâand pursuing her. This was the her nearly sonâthe son she should have been allowed to have with Tom. And he was every bit as beautiful as his father had beenâtall and straight and solid, with the family's hallmark curly sandy-blond hair. Robust. And that smile.
"I had gotten a ride with the Daltons. Ann . . . your mother . . . pinned them down on coming to the reception and when it was revealed I was riding with them she quite loudly said I must come too. It's a mystery to me why she'd do that. None of it embarrassed me, though, so I said I would. I must say you are quite chipper for having just come from a funeral service and internmentânot to mention of your own father."
"Well, you know how it is," he said.
"No, how is it?" Cynthia asked.
"As I understand it, my circumstances haven't been all that much different from what you experienced with dear old Dadâand the Randolph clan. We were definitely on the outs, he and I and they, when he went permanently on the out."
"Like me in what way?" she asked.
"You knowâDad and your best friend? And how the Randolphs razed you from the time you and Dad met. They're razing me now too. I don't like thatâor themâany better than you do."
"You found your dad sleeping with your girlfriend?" Cynthia asked, going to the nub of the young man's issue.
"No. With the gardener."
"I don't see howâ"
"I was sleeping with the gardener too. I rather think I was sleeping with him firstâand that Dad knew that."
Oh. This was going to be harder than she had thought. Cynthia had a thing with young menâand young men had a thing with her, which she attributed mostly to how voluptuous and top heavy she was. She found that young men couldn't resist big titsâand women of a certain age; women who had retained their looks but could be counted on to have considerable experience and willingness.
She'd seen photos of the latest generation of over three century of Thomas Randolph first borns, a junior and lacrosse team star at the University of Richmond, and, looking across the open grave at him at the funeral at Hollywood Cemetery, she'd realized that he was even more handsome and sexy in person. He had given her a couple of flirty smiles in return, and she was quite certain that he knew who she wasâand probably even that she was an active cougar. A kernel of a plan to sting Ann, and, more specifically, the Randolph clan, had been forming in her mind. But if he was into male gardeners. . . . But he was suggesting that his father had been into male gardeners at the end, and that, in itself, was a hoot on Ann and the Randolphs. So, Cynthia gave a little hoot.
"Don't let that put you off," he said, a bit defensively. "It's 2020. I sleep with women too. Sex is sex is sex."
He had reached out and touched Cynthia's elbow and she realized that he said that to her cleavage rather than looking into her face. Maybe this wouldn't be as difficult as she thought after all.