At 18 years old, I still had another few decades before I would even begin to figure out what life was all about. All I knew is that I was cursed by an insatiable sex drive that, because I was still a virgin, I had to take care of with my hands. And I took care of it a lot. At least two or three times a day I would have to whip out my cock and jerk off. I was also cursed (some might call it blessed) with an enormous cock. My cock was so big around that I couldn't close my fingers on it and I could two fist that mother with lots to spare. I came so much that it was always best to jerk off into the bathroom sink because my load would blast through tissue or even paper towels.
I actually measured it once and measuring from the top, it came in at 12 1/2 inches. Its plum sized head was nicely cut and a big gnarly blue vein traversed its length. My balls had always been a problem too. They were as large as squash balls and hung low in a silky sack that extended about 8 inches. My package was hard to conceal and wearing shorts in the summer was always risky business. Because my cock was at least 8" when it was soft and was very thick, it looked like I had a roll of socks stuffed into my shorts. As a matter of fact, a few years earlier I was accused of having a roll of socks in my shorts and won a ten-dollar bet with my buddies when I proved it wasn't socks that made that bulge. After I showed them my cock, they always looked at me a little differently.
The few girls I dated always seemed grossed out when they felt my crotch. As soon as they felt my cock they would make excuses about having to get home and I figured I was not only undesirable, but also a freak and someone that would never enjoy intimacy with a woman. So for the years following puberty, I had to make do with my hands. Every time I would get to know a girl I would avoid the subject of sex and most of them moved on, probably because they thought I wasn't interested in them or was gay or something.
All that changed the summer of my eighteenth year when I was earning some spending money by painting the trim on my neighbour's house. It was a very hot day and all I was wearing is a pair of shorts and my sneakers. The neighbour, a single mom, wasn't home and her yard was very private so I had just put on a pair of silk running shorts to help cope with the heat. The sweat was rolling off me and my shorts became soaked with sweat. My cock was clearly visible through the silk material but I didn't care because no one could see me. All I knew is that it was hot as hell and that I would have painted in the nude if I could.
I was on a ladder painting the trim over the kitchen window when I heard someone moving about in the house. Mrs. Johnson had arrived home and was putting away some groceries. She stuck her head out to ask how it was going and then asked if I would like a cold drink. I looked down at her to say hi and to tell her I would love a cold drink and then I noticed she was staring at me, at my crotch more specifically. I thought for a minute she might have been looking at the paint job but soon realized that she was staring at my shorts. I looked down and noticed that several inches of cock and my balls were hanging out one leg of my shorts. Also, the rest of my cock was clearly outlined in the sweaty, wet silk of my shorts. I may as well have been nude.
I was very embarrassed and as I tried to cover myself up while holding a paintbrush and paint can, I slipped on the ladder and fell to the ground. More embarrassed than anything I stayed on my stomach pretending to be hurt so I could conceal my cock. I was wishing she would go into the house for a minute so I could dash home and change. Mrs. Johnson asked if I was OK and I replied that I thought so and had probably just knocked the wind out of me. Mrs. Johnson ran to my side and tried to help sit me up. She pulled a lawn chair over to where I was sitting and helped me up from the lawn and into the chair. I slumped into the chair and tried my best to cover my crotch. It was then that I noticed a long scratch on my stomach that must have been caused by the ladder when I fell. The scratch ran across my stomach and below the waistline of my shorts. I had also spilled a bit of paint on my chest and legs.
Mrs. Johnson reminded me that she was a nurse and would be happy to take a look at it. She kneeled on the grass in front of me, gently pushed my arms to the side and ran her fingers over the scratch. She followed the scratch down my stomach and lifted the waistband of my shorts to see how far the scratch went. She said it was going to be fine but that she would get a wet cloth to wash the area, out on some ointment and then clean up the spilled paint. As she went into the house to fetch the washcloth, I was tempted to run home. I tried to bunch up my dick as best I could but either my balls or part of my cock would fall out one of the legs of my shorts. I covered my crotch with my hands as Mrs. Johnson returned and tried to cover up as much as possible.
Mrs. Johnson dipped the cloth on a bowl of warm water and told me to put my head back and she would clean off the paint and have a look at the scratch. She bent forward over me and I was treated to a look at the most gorgeous set of tits I had ever seen outside of the pages of Playboy. Her loose blouse fell forward and it became immediately obvious that she wasn't wearing a bra. Along with a perfect view of her large, soft looking tits, I could clearly see her large brown nipples. She asked me to put my head back and as I tried to do so it quickly became uncomfortable so I slumped in the chair to rest my head on the back of the chair. It was then I could feel that my balls had fallen out of the leg of my shorts and were now dangling over the edge of the chair.
My cock was lying right beside them. I didn't know what to do but hoped that she was giving all her attention to the paint and wouldn't notice. I kept my eyes closed and tried not to think about her beautiful breasts so I wouldn't get a hard on... that's all I needed! Because I was hot and sweaty, my balls were hanging lower than usual and I became concerned that she would freak out if she saw them. My young mind had never had to deal with a situation like this but I figured the best way to deal with this was straight up. I asked her if I could tell her something to which she replied "of course". I then proceeded to tell her that I would never had dreaded like this if I knew she was going to be home. It was just so darn hot that I had thrown on the lightest pair of shorts I owned and as such, they didn't really cover me properly and I was very embarrassed. I asked her if she would mind letting me go home and get decent before I was embarrassed any further so she didn't think poorly of me.