I parked the CR-V back in the garage, collected my purchases, and went to the door.
As I reached for the door I had an odd urge, almost a compulsion, to knock.
Which, of course, was ridiculous. It was MY house after all. But still, my hand hesitated.
I took a deep breath, opened the door, and went in, feeling very much like a guest.
Christ, I could hear them clear in the kitchen.
"Oh Christ, YES," I heard her voice, "just like that."
And there it was again, almost a compulsion. I walked down the hall to my bedroom and realized it was no longer, strictly speaking, "my" bedroom.
David was on his knees at the edge of the bed, his face buried in that red muff of hers. Her legs were draped over his shoulders with that big ass perched right at the edge of the mattress.
Her feet were kind of waving in the air.
And she kept talking, almost chanting, "yes, baby, like that, oh yeah, right there," crap like that.
I couldn't look away.
But the thing is, I didn't WANT to look away.
"Oh shit, YES," she called out and I could hear my husband slurping at her and then swallowing noisily.
"DON'T STOP!," she yelled when he came up for air.
Her eyes opened and she saw me.
She laughed.
"Take a break baby," she said, "your relief is here."
He pulled off of her, looked, and saw me. He grinned and stood.
"Take over," he said, laughing, "she's about ready."
"David," I sort of moaned.
He smiled and said, "you can say 'no' if you want to."
But that would mean it was over and, God help me, I didn't want it to be over.
She was a mess. It was obvious she had healthy Bartholin and Skene glands along with mucus membranes that worked overtime. Thick white lotion, looking EXACTLY like the Dr. Teal's Body Lotion I use daily, was smeared all over that thick muff, running down the crack of her big ass, and hanging in a thick string that almost reached the floor, it was that thick.
His breath was warm in my ear. "You know you want to," he said, his voice soft and a bit husky, "so go ahead, it's okay."
"David, I," I started, but he cut me off.