The time for me to stop messing around had finally arrived for me following the difficult situation which arose in the mall with Suzie, Sally and her lovely full figured daughter Melissa...
Believe it or not, but for some months I remained single and celibate, merely practising self service during this period. It changed my outlook on life, women and relationships to such an extent that people seemed to treat me differently. Eventually I met the lady I am now married to, she has a fair idea of what my past holds, but she doesn't have a desire to know every sordid little detail....heck, she told me so herself...phew!!
What this leaves me with is a collection of not so successfull attempts at getting together with women I fancied. Also it brings to mind the many embarrassing moments that have occurred in my travels.
So in no particular order let me lay some of my not so proud moments on the table....
During my time with Maggie, the lovely older lady who introduced me to the wonders of uninhibited sex, we had sex in many places. One regularly repeated location was for me to fuck her in the back of the courier van that I had then. We'd park up in a carpark overlooking the motorway, dimly lit and away from any walkways just to avoid the prospect of spectators... So after a few weeks of parking up in the same spot two or three nights a week we wound up with a spectator alright!
In the throes of passion we hadn't heard the police car pull up alongside the van, but when this powerful beam of light shone into the van both Maggie and I freaked out....not the sort of thing you want to happen when you're on the home stretch to an orgasm.
After several seconds a voice simply announced that they were the police, could we get dressed and come out. Both Maggie and I felt rather sheepish, but we clambered into our clothes and opened the sliding door to find a male sergeant and his lady junior constable grinning slightly.... After we'd shown them some ID and had answered all their questions we got a warning for lewd conduct in a public place and with that were sent on our way.....
I know it should have been common sense but I guess this lesson should be called: Don't fuck in the same place too often or at regular intervals....
With my little redhead girlfriend Trish I had a few interesting events....
Trish loved sucking me off in the car, and even though she was jealous as hell she talked about this with one of her work colleagues, Jane, on a regular basis. Now what the deal was with this I don't know, maybe Trish wanted to make Jane jealous, maybe it was something about boasting or showing off....who knows. All I knew at the time was that Jane was a hot little blonde who had the sort of body that most guys would lust after blindly.
I say most guys, 'cause she tried hitting on me during one of the work socials that I attended with Trish, with no effect. OK, I enjoyed looking at her big plastic tits with rather big nipples, but her attitude was just the pits, so in those terms she just wasn't attractive, to me at least.
Anyway, this whole teasing Jane thing had Trish pretty worked up, so much so that she began suggesting I park up in a back alley to let her suck me off, just after picking her up after finishing work. Now we'd done this a couple of times when lo and behold, who comes walking towards us in the alley but Jane!! She sees me, and then the little redhead's mouth bobbing up and down on my throbbing shaft and she just shakes her head and walks past, as if nothing was happening.
People walking past the car whilst I was getting sucked off was pretty rare in this alley, and hell, I just loved getting sucked off so if someone looked then it didn't really bother me. Most folks would just grin and keep walking....
I never thought past the point of cumming in Trish's mouth, for when Jane kept appearing repeatedly I should have known this could not go on without some consequence.
Well, one day instead of Jane it was a trio of police officers who strolled thru the alley. Both of us got arrested, bailed and ended up with a court date. I found out later that Jane had laid a complaint with the police, saying I would wank off in public view of her as she made her way thru the alley. The judge shook her head when she figured out the true nature of the complaint....ie. she is sucking on his dick, but I want to have a go instead...or something along those lines. End result is case against both of us is thrown out.
It did put a different perspective on the future public displays of "affection" we got into.
Oh, and we did pay Jane back a while later, setting her up on a date with one of my buddies, he's got an enormous cock...Jane was hot for big cock....guess we forgot to tell her that her hot date was also gay...but Marcel loved to play the part anyway!!
Another embarrassing moment happened also while I was with Trish, this one in the supermarket on a Friday night. We'd been to the movies and it must have been close to midnight when we did the silley thing of doing the midnight grocery shop before going home to start our regular weekend slumber party and fuckathon....
So here I am with the shopping trolley in the cereal section, Trish has just walked back to the deli to get something and I just feel this pair of hands sliding around my waist, ending up on my crotch, squeezing my ever responsive dick. It's when I look down to see it's not Trish doing some playful groping that I think, oh shit!!
OK, what the fuck is going on here I said out loud, only to find my old colleague Christina standing there with one of her girlfriends. Looking like they're in the middle of a good night out, all dolled up and looking nice and slutty, Trish sees Christina's hands on my crotch groping me and she just yelled out from a distance; What the fuck are you doing bitch!?
Well, suffice to say that the weekend of lazy fucking and lounging around was off the menu....
I suppose I learned that if one is out shopping with his current squeeze, keep her nearby at all times to ward off the old flame syndrome....
Another difficult situation with Trish involved her mother. Now to take the mystery out of the situation, yes her mother had seen me fucking Trish on more than one occasion. But no, I never did fuck her mother, even though she tried to take me to this dangerous place.
The first time was when Trish had some serious dental work done, her mother had taken her to the dentist and then brought her home to our little apartment. Trish was well and truly doped up and out of it when I came home from work.
