No cop ever really forgets any case he's worked. He or she may remember more details about some than others, but they're all still there, locked away in memory. They even remember the traffic stops they made as rookie patrol officers.
Some cases get filed in memory because they're hilarious, like the woman I pulled over for driving erratically my first night alone in a patrol car. When I turned on my light bar, she pulled into the drive of a convenience store and then shut off her car. I was thinking this was going to be an easy ticket.
Now, even though I thought this was going to be routine, I'd done enough of these during training with a partner and heard about others from other patrol officers that I didn't just walk up to the car. Doing that is a sure way to get your ass shot. Traffic stops are the most dangerous thing a cop does.
What looks like a soccer mom could be a woman on the run who decides she'd rather shoot the cop than have him find out who she really is. The guy the officer pulled over for speeding might have a trunk load of drugs and isn't about to give that up while he's still alive. He'd have good reason to think that way. Drug couriers who lose their cargo have a pretty short life expectancy after that.
I picked up my flashlight from the other seat, got out of my patrol car and then locked the doors. You can do that with most patrol cars because the ignition locks are different. They let you pull out the key with the engine still running. By doing this, the officer can keep the light bar and headlights working without running down the battery.
The last thing I did was unsnap the retaining strap on my service pistol holster. If things went south, I didn't want to be fumbling with the strap while the bad guy was pointing his pistol at me.
When I walked up close enough I could see the driver, I shined my light on her. She was just sitting there with both hands on the steering wheel. So far, so good, I thought. I didn't step up to the window though. I tapped on the glass and said, "Roll down your window, Ma'am". When she did, the smell of pineapple and alcohol made me take a step backward.
I'd stopped several people for suspicion of DUI and I thought I'd seen it all. Of all of them, the women are the hardest for me to handle.
Guys usually have one of three responses when I tell them they're suspected of DUI. The majority will say they only had one drink and then try to prove they're telling me the truth during my field sobriety test. It's usually hard to not laugh when they try that.
A few will admit that they shouldn't be driving and won't resist when I cuff them and take them to the station. A lot will tell me they're only a couple blocks from home and they promise that's where they'll go if I don't arrest them.
A very few, the one's you see on the cop shows on television, decide there's no way they are going to take a field sobriety test or get arrested. They try to fight back. Drunks don't fight very well because they've lost their coordination, but if they try, that's why I carry a Taser on the left side of my belt.
Some women try to sweet talk me out of the arrest. Some get downright mad that I had the audacity to stop them. Some will fight me when I start to put the cuffs on them. Some will scream their heads off once they're cuffed and in the back seat of my patrol car. Some will just start to sob and continuously apologize for driving drunk. I've even had a few offer to "do anything for you that you want...anything at all", if I just forget I stopped them.
This girl didn't do any of those things. I asked how she was doing and she said she was doing fine. I asked if she knew why I stopped her and she said she wasn't sure. When I asked her to give me her car keys, she smiled at me and then handed me the keys. I put her keys on the top of her car and started to question her further.
She was a model of cooperation up until I asked her for her driver's license. Well, she was still very cooperative, but in a way that made me key my radio and ask for a female officer to come to the scene.
I wasn't really looking at her clothes other than to make sure I didn't see any lumps or bulges that might indicate she had a weapon. It was a warm, summer night, so she was wearing a tight knit tank top and little jean shorts, and I didn't see anything that had me worried. It would have been pretty hard for her to hide anything in her clothes because there wasn't much to what she was wearing.
I asked her if she had a driver's license and she nodded and said she did. When I asked if I could see it, she nodded again and then stuck her hand down the front of her tank top and pulled out a plastic card.
She grinned and handed me the card.
"See, I have my license. Can I go now?"
I had to chuckle.
"Well, Ma'am, this isn't a driver's license. It's a credit card."
"Oh, crap", she said. "I didn't want to take my purse into Red's, and I'm sure that's where I put my license. Let me look again."
With that, she yanked up the tank top and her bra. Her big breasts spilled out of the bra cups and she started feeling around between and underneath them. That's when I called for a female officer.
At that point, I was still on safe ground. She was still inside her car and I was outside with my chest cam recording everything. There was no way she could accuse me of anything other than talking to her, well, that and looking at her breasts, but I didn't have much of a choice in that.
She frowned then.
"I'm sure I put it right in my bra with my boobies. Maybe it slipped out and I lost it."
I smiled.
"Well, you just sit tight. I have a female officer coming who can help you look for it. What have you been doing tonight?"
She started to explain and had gotten all the way from getting ready to go out -- "I took a shower and then put on my bra and panties and then had to look for half an hour to find what I wanted to wear" -- to - "I had two or three drinks and had to pee. I don't remember what I did after that" - when Rona Mitchell's patrol car pulled up behind mine.
Rona got out and walked up to me.
"Whatcha got that you need a female for, Rich?"