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The sergeant from the town police had hair that was more silver than gray. As he sat in he armchair that had been placed at the table, he eased off his gunbelt to give himself room. The color of his skin reminded Jean Johnson that she had not had the Hershey bar she had promised herself.
"Now that Suzie Harris here has introduced us, Miz. Johnson, ma'am, tell me what happened that made you call the ambulance. Take your time. Its easiest to start at the beginning. What brought Sam Perkins to your house?"
"Well sergeant, he has been a friend of my husband's and mine for a long time. But he came as he does - did every other Thursday for Suzie. I had put him down for her third slot today."
"I don't quite follow, ma'am."
"Sam was one of our earliest members you see. He only comes - came twice a week this year, and for him it was always Dot or Sally on Mondays, and Ellen or Suzie on Thursdays. He made scheduling very easy for me."
"I'm still not quite clear ma'am. What is it you schedule?"
"Oh. I thought the town police must know. I schedule shags for our members every weekday."
"Members of what, ma'am?"
"Chivas, that is our society. The good causes we are raising money for this year are the visiting nurses and the girls' basketball team. We are only a little group. Apart from my Jim as president and me as Organizer, there are only 15 male members and five female. All our men are retired people."
"And the ladies ma'am?"
"All housewives, I won't say exactly how old but two have children at elementary school, and none except me are retired."
"And just what is it you schedule, ma'am?"
"Shouldn't you be writing all this down sergeant?"
"We'll leave that to when I follow you better, ma'am. You said shags, like the birds?"
"Yes. We say shags rather than fucks in case the wrong people overhear, but the words have the same meanings." Suzie struck in. "So you see Pete - sorry, we have to keep this formal, don't we? So you see sergeant, Sam was my third fuck this morning. Do you need to know who were the other two?"
"I don't see any need for that right now Miz Harris. But let me get this clear, you are one of the five lady members of this society?"
Jim Johnson spoke for the first time. "I shagged Suzie first this morning. She was on real good form, the way Chivas likes its ladies to be." Jean Johnson cut in " The other members here this morning were Corrie and the two men who had booked shags with her, Suzie's second and George for his monthly medical with me. I am a registered nurse you see, so it is part of my job to see once a month that every member is healthy and has everything in good working order. All the others had gone before Sam got his clothes off."
"Just a moment, ma'am. You are telling me that you had a monthly fuck with this George this morning, your lady member Corrie fucked two men members of your society, and Miz Harris had your husband, another man and then Sam Perkins?"
"That is right. A normal weekday morning. I have cancelled the afternoon slots."
When the sergeant looked bemused, Suzie tried to make things clearer. "Its really quite simple Pete - sergeant. The other four women and I average three turns here a week. Corrie and Ellen do less in vacation time and more to make up when school is in because they have young children. The men use us here when they want to. If two men want the same shag slot, Jean says who gets which." Jean went on. "The men average two to four shags a week. So three shags in a turn is quite normal, though I sometimes schedule up to five."
"And this is just to raise money for charities?" Jean replied. "The ladies subscription is only a dollar a year, but the men's two dollars a shag mounts up. Over $4,000 in each of the last two years. It would be more but people are away a good deal in the summer." Jim added "But we make more money from making and selling four or five videos a year. They net over $1,500 each. Most of the footage is good camera work and lighting of member's normal shags, with plot shots to link the sex shots together. The series is getting a name among mature sex buffs, partly because we don't use rubbers and we do shoot our stuff right inside. You just might have heard of it. It is called The Viagrans."
The sergeant's skin had gone a shade milkier. "But you are a Registered Nurse, Miz Johnson. Isn't that a terrible risk of disease?"