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Chat 1
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Me: Hello. Can we talk?
She: depends
Me: Depends on?
She: What do you want to talk about?
Me: I really don't have an agenda. About anything. Let's talk and see where it goes.
She: asl?
Me: 32, M, *********
Me: and you?
She: 44, *******
Me: Ok
Me: You may call me Jack
She: hi jack
Me: Hi Jill
She: lol
She: call me Jay
Me: That's a nice name
She: thanks, its just a name
Me: Well
Me: It is
Me: So, what brings you here?
She: where?
Me: I mean here, chatting land
She: what bring you here?
Me: Boredom, maybe nothing better to do
She: really? you are so bored?
Me: Aren't you?
She: yes
Me: Ok.. let's play this game of questions... I ask one and then you ask one...
Me: Keep it fast and spontaneous
Me: Ok?
Me: you there?
She: sorry
She: was on phone
She: ok
She: start
Me: Married?
She: yes
She: you?
Me: Yes
Me: Ok
Me: Your turn
She: no
She: i just asked
Me: No, you repeated my question
Me: You need to ask your own
She: haha
She: where is wifey?
Me: At work
She: and where are you?
Me: At home
She: what are you doing at home?
Me: Chatting with you
She: haha
She: looking for some action
She: isnt it?
Me: Well, not really
Me: A decent conversation is all I am looking for right now
She: and what is a decent conversation?
Me: Something like what we are already having
She: i am glad
Me: so am I
She: your turn
Me: where is the hubby?
She: that will not be counted
She: i am at work
She: he must be at work too
Me: So, you are chatting while at work?
She: you have a problem?
Me: no, just confirming
She: yes
Me: you must be having a room for yourself at work?
She: yes
She: consider me privileged
Me: Good
Me: Your turn
She: uhm
She: why are talking to someone who is more than a decade older than you?
Me: How about we address this question later?
She: come on
She: it was only your idea to have these questions
Me: Yes
She: and the answer is?
Me: Say, in short, I like older women
She: haha
She: that's convenient
She: you like older or younger
She: whoever they are
Me: Well
She: you still haven't answered my question
Me: I think I did
She: why?
She: why would you like to someone who is much elder to you?
She: talk to*
She: don't think so much
She: answer
Me: As I said, I like older women
She: why?
She: cant a young girl give you what you need?
She: All you need is a blowjob? right? or something maybe more
Me: Well, that's quiet a generalization
She: because you are not answering me
She: so i am going by the general rules
She: anyway
She: i think we will have to come back to this question later
Me: Yes, thanks
Me: So, tell me something not many people know about you
She: like what
Me: anything...
She: wow
She: we are going there
Me: where?
She: where we should not
Me: where? why not?
She: i am still in office
She: if you remember
Me: I do
Me: It's just a question
She: How tall are you?
Me: lol you haven't answered the question
She: i will
Me: 6'
She: nice
Me: answer?
She: desperation
Me: excitement
She: am i already exciting you?
Me: you may say so
She: that's too bad
Me: why?
She: i havent done anything so far
Me: maybe you have
Me: answer it
She: i am a little surprised you havent asked what i look like?
Me: Should I have had?
She: no
She: but thats how you guys start
Me: hmmm
Me: The generalization, again
Me: and still no answer
Me: How tall are you?
She: 5'4
Me: nice
She: nice?
Me: I like short females
She: convenience again
Me: no
She: why are you talking to me?
She: answer that and i will answer you
Me: because I am enjoying it
She: i am not going to give you a cyber fuck if you want that
Me: Did I mention it?
She: not yet
