At around 8AM I woke up from a very bad night's sleep. I went down and made coffee, strong and breakfast for myself. I figured Shirl wouldn't want anything to eat for the entire day. She had crashed and burned last night, drunk as I have ever seen her.
It was Monday morning the end a three-day holiday weekend and I had told Shrill we had to talk. I left her a note in the bedroom by her sink. It was around 11AM when she finally came down and sat in the kitchen where I was. She was still wearing her ripped and torn babydoll PJ top without her panties. It was the same outfit she had on when she came home drunk around 1AM last night. I found out later that she had ripped the panties using that big vibrator before she left, so she said. But it still didn't explain what she did or why she had on the outfit when she left the house after our fight. She told me last night her panties were actually hanging off her hip when she left the house slamming the front door. If I had realized it, I would have gone and made her come home even if I had to slap her and drag her inside.
As I held the vibrator in my hand, I looked at her and she said, "The batteries are dead."
It was still sticky with her cum. I smiled to myself as I wondered how far up her cunt she could and had shoved that 10-ich thing last night. Then I frowned thinking about what she was thinking about when she did it! Was it's Mandy's tongue or my cock, or perhaps someone else's cock or tongue. I looked at her and I knew she was a hurting puppy this morning. She said, "That's where I went last night Bud. I went out to buy batteries for the damn thing. Shit even the fucking vibrator isn't there when I need it. It's just like you Bud it must be a male one!"
Even if it wasn't fair, I was going to find out what the hell she did and where she went last night. I said, "Shirl!"
No reaction! So I said it louder, "SHIRL!!!"
She moaned and said, "I hear you, stop shouting, please!"
I said, "Then look at me and answer me when I talk to you like a normal human being."
She said, "There's nothing normal about me this morning. I'm so fucking hung over from last night. Oh God where are the aspirins?"
I got up and got her two then said, "I know you are hurting from the booze. But Shirl I'm hurting from what you did and said to me last night. We have to talk about this. Now we can do it now or later today but we will talk about it before you leave this house again. If not, I'll ask for a separation or maybe even a divorce. That's how upset I am at this moment. Do you understand what I'm saying to you?"
She said, "Later, we'll talk later Bud! Ohhh!" She ran to the bathroom and I heard her throw up again.
When she came back I gave her coffee and she sat down again on the chair. I asked, "So you went to buy batteries and then what? I mean batteries don't get you drunk and they don't rip your nightie. By the way why did you wear that almost nothing out to the store?"
She said, "I didn't give a shit what I had on when I left I was so mad at you. You're lucky I had this much on. I was seconds away from pulling off my nightie so I could fuck myself with this damn thing before it died. Then you came in the room and we fought like hell. Then I went to the kitchen and looked for batteries. Didn't find a fucking one the right size, so I left to go buy some. I didn't even care or really knew what I was wearing. That's your fault!"
I said, "My fault? How the hell did this become my fault?"
She said, "You should have come after me and made me go in and change."
I said, "Well if I had knew you were dressed like that I would have. I had no idea what you were doing when I heard the front door slam.
She said, "I was going to go over Mandy's but changed my mind. I said fuck everyone I'll just go get batteries and use my vibrator and fuck myself silly. Then after I got the batteries, I decided to stop at the Iron Gate and had a drink."
I said, "You had the nerve to go in the Iron Gate Bar with that on? God! You were looking to get fucked. Man have you changed, for the worst!"
She said, "I had my coat on too Bud. So I sat down on the stool and ordered a drink. As I was drinking it, the bartender put the bill in front of me and it was $25.00. There's a cover charge after 9 PM! It was then that I realized I didn't have enough money to pay for my drink."
I said, "I have told you a hundred times to either take the credit card or carry money for emergencies."
She said, "Yea I know stop yelling and stop trying to correct me, this is not the time Bud!
I said, "OK! Then what happened?"
She smiled a little and said, "Well here I was in my nightie, with my panties ripped and hanging down my side and I didn't realize the panties were ripped or hanging there. Anyway, this very young, very nice looking guy came over and introduced himself to me and then he offered to buy me a drink?"
I stopped her and asked, "He handed you your panties and you didn't leave? Instead you went to a booth with him? God damn it Shirl! Do I want to hear the rest of this, or should I just leave and call the lawyer in the morning?"
She said, "Well the panties seem to be laying on the floor next to my stool. You asked me what happened. I'm trying to tell you the best that I can remember. I remember being still really pissed at you. So I told him OK."
I couldn't help it I looked at her now beginning to get pissed off more. Then I asked, "And what did you do?"
She said, "What could I do Bud? I didn't have enough money. I accepted and we sat there at the bar chatting for awhile."
I said, "What did you talk about?"
She said, "Well first we talked about the city and places to go. He was new to the area and just moved here about 3 months ago. He didn't have very many friends or a girlfriend. I told him I was married but he didn't seem to care. He said it was good to have someone to talk with and he told me I was very pretty. He also said you were a lucky man! I think you are too. He was very nice and sweet Bud, no pressure at first to do anything but have a drink with him."
But, I guess I shouldn't have undone the top buttons on my coat but it was hot in the bar with my coat on. He became much friendlier then. Thinking about it now, I guess he could tell I didn't have a lot of clothes on under my coat. I mean he saw the black see through top and he had actually handed me my panties before we moved to the booth."
I said, "Booth! You went to a booth with him? Why Shirl, what were you thinking?"
She looked at me for a minute and then said, "Well Billy paid the bill for my drink and β¦. wellβ¦..well actually I wasn't thinking of much of anything at that point. I was happy he had paid for my drink, and I was still very mad at you and he was nice and sweet."
I said, "So was it them that you moved to the booth?"
She said, "Let me think. I remember we actually seem to be able to talk to each other easily. So as he told me about his life and why he was here in town, I started talking to him about me. I was a little nervous at first, but after the second or maybe the third drink I realized he wasn't coming on much at all. He did hold my hand a couple of times as we talked. He also said he liked my outfit and asked if he could see it all. He did ask me to undo my coat completely one time, but I told him no. He then changed the subject and asked me how long I was married and if I have any kids. That sort of stuff. I started to feel more at easy with him. But that's actually when we moved to the booth. One just happened to open up for us. Lucky huh?"
"As we walked over to it, Billy held my arm but I knew his hand was trying to cop a feel of my tits. I mean since I didn't have a bra on and the coat was not buttoned all the way. I'm sure that he saw my tits as I stood up and walked away from the bar. I'm also sure he knew I had only that black nightie on Bud."
I said, "And when you got in the booth what did you do?"
She said, "Well he sat next to me instead of across from me like you always do. He sat real close and our legs were touching, well I had my coat on so his leg was touching my coat actually. He tried to kiss me but wouldn't let him at first anyway. I stopped him a couple more times but he said just one kiss Shirl, "Come on!" But I said , "NO Billy I'm married."
I sat there looking at my wife wondering what she was going to tell me next that would floor me. She took two sips of coffee and then said, "But then he told me wanted to taste me. He wanted to taste my lips. So I said to myself, "What the hell! I didn't see what one kiss would hurt! I meanβ¦...you know.....I mean a quick peck on the lips and I would pull back."
She stopped and looked at me, she could tell I was pissed but she didn't stop. She said, "Oh God! My head hurts! Do we have any more coffee Bud?"
I got up again and got her another cup and some bread. She took a bit and pushed it away. She said, "He got us another round and I told him one kiss buster and no tongues! OK?"
He laughed and told me, "Sure baby! If that what you want."